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What jokes are suitable for couples on April Fool's Day?
Send a circle of friends that only she can see, and then @ her, the content of this circle of friends needs to be something that she didn't allow you to send before, such as her ugly photos and weird photos. Originally, she thought it was too ugly for me to send these photos. Now that you have sent them out, only she can see them, but she thinks the whole world has seen them. How to follow up is up to you!
Copy a poem by Shakespeare or others and write it completely, but the content of the poem is not so easy to understand. Take a photo and send it to a circle of friends and say, "My partner wrote it for me."
April Fool's Day is suitable for the sweet words of joking between couples, and it is also suitable for deepening feelings.
I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years! It is best to cooperate with the action;
I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.
I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. You'd better be my wife
If falling in love with you is a mistake, I believe it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life;
I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.
My wish is to get rich overnight, or I will hug you.
If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't go ashore, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because you are by my side;
April Fool's Day is suitable for lovers' duplicity jokes, sitcoms and intrigues.
I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!
I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid that if I say it, I'll die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that if I die, no one will love you like me!
Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I have always loved you;
Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!
I heard that you are moving? The address is 520 Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease period is a lifetime. Congratulations! Congratulations!
Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!
Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.
In fact, not everyone dares to try joking between couples and have fun. In order to achieve the mood of ridicule without causing cracks, especially trust cracks, the core point of attention is not to let the other party think that your jokes are "the truth in a joke", so you need to grasp the degree. How to grasp the right jokes? Full score 100. If it's usually 70, you tell her a "pain point" that reduces 70 to 60 to 65, and then satisfy her with a "cool point" that can actually increase to 80. This is a proper joke, such as lying that she didn't cook or eat, and then taking out a big meal; For example, I lied that I didn't grab the food, but the refrigerator was full. But if you say that someone is chasing you, you want to have several girlfriends at the same time, and you are still in contact with your ex-girlfriend, as long as the other party thinks this is "the truth in a joke", you are labeled as suspicious, which you say is terrible.
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