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The farther south the car goes, the more I feel something is wrong. The driver always looks at me maliciously through the rearview mirror. A few times, he seemed to be unable to bear it any longer. He even tilted his head slightly and glanced back.

I'm afraid I'm on a thief ship. You really shouldn't rush to take this pheasant taxi. I went to Taipei on Sunday to deal with some things. I originally planned to take the last bus back to Yulin at 1 1: 30. Who knows that by the time I got to the station, the train had already left. What shall we do? There is a class on Monday morning. How can I not go back?

Really, even if you want to take a pheasant car, you should keep your eyes open. I got on the bus as soon as the driver said it was a U-turn, because the driver said it didn't matter if he was carrying passengers or not, so I let him go. Why didn't I consider the safety of the journey at that time? Almost every day in the newspaper, taxi drivers rob money in the wild and even hurt people. Why am I so careless?

Sure enough, the car just passed through the middle of the tunnel, and I felt very strange. As I said before, the driver repeatedly looked at me in the rearview mirror, which made my heart tremble. Of course, I don't have much money on me, and I'm a big boy, so I really don't have to be afraid. If he is really malicious, if he is dissatisfied with too little money, I will still suffer anyway. I quietly looked at his figure, not as tall as me, but much stronger than me. I may not lose him if I fight alone, but he can't have nothing with him. I don't want to fight at all.

Just then, I saw his right hand leave the steering wheel and reach down. I don't know what he is touching. It may be a flat drill or a knife. It's dark outside the window, which is the most ideal attack place for gangsters in the mountainous areas around Miaoli. Are you going to do it? Unconsciously, I sat up straight and cold sweat began to come out.

Nothing happened, and his hand reached up again and put it on the steering wheel, taking nothing. He must have seen that I was on guard and didn't dare to start work rashly, waiting for a more suitable time, right? Am I just waiting to die? Maybe I can find a solution to this crisis. Have I always praised myself for thinking best? Why did you suddenly freeze? Maybe I can try to chat with him, get emotional and make him feel embarrassed.

So I swallowed and accosted him: "How's business? Friendship. "

He seemed taken aback, and it took a few seconds to answer me:

"No, I can hardly get my gas money back."

"Can't you? Aren't you going back? A guest just chartered your car to Taipei, didn't he? "

He stopped answering, and it suddenly occurred to me that I might not really turn around and get back in the car. When I am nervous, I am tongue-tied and silent. Silence is the best way to create a tense atmosphere. Why didn't he talk to me? Are you afraid of exposing his accent or other characteristics and increasing the possibility of the police arresting him? Of course, I understand. I will definitely report the robbery. What a clever and cunning guy! I gritted my teeth hard and he glanced at me quickly in the rearview mirror.

This look is vicious. I have never seen a more vicious look in my life, which makes me sweat again and regret my recklessness again. Even if you can't go back to work, what's the big deal? Why do you have to take a pheasant car to take risks?

Forget it, if he really wants to rob it, give it to him! Men don't eat immediate losses, property, life and death, and give it to those who want it. It's not worth fighting for. No way! In this way, does it not encourage the arrogance of the wicked? Anyway, we should have a fight with him and teach him a lesson.

The two ideas fought back and forth, and before the outcome was decided, Commissioner Lin actually arrived. Lovely member Lin! As soon as the taxi stopped in front of the highway bureau, I immediately opened the door and rushed down. I breathed a sigh of relief and realized that I hadn't paid yet, so I bypassed the car, walked to the driver's window and put my hand into my travel bag to pay. Suddenly, the car rushed forward, quickly turned a corner and disappeared at the corner not far away. The last thing I saw was the driver's frightened expression.

At about two o'clock in the morning, I stood stupefied on the deserted street in Guanlin, inexplicably stuffing the fare back into my travel bag, only to see a bucket sticking out of the right opening of the travel bag. That's a toy gun I bought specially for children in Taipei. The barrel is too long to fit into the travel bag.