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A man who lived in ancient times came back to life and lived with his daughter in modern times. A vampire liked him.
Vampires are famous monsters in the western world. Monsters are said because they are in an awkward position: they are neither gods nor demons, but people. It was abandoned by God, because it has been vividly reflected in the movie Vampire.
However, this does not prevent it from becoming the most attractive, mysterious and romantic legend, because it has all the incredible charm at present: there is often a sadistic and sadistic relationship between young, beautiful and unwilling vampires and their victims. Is it more attractive to say "make you extremely happy"?
Scholars have written many poems to express their yearning and fear, such as Byron's Vampire, Coleridge, Christabel, Keats' Ruthless Beauty and lamia of 18 16. Even Dumas and Dickens wrote this, all our related works, but these works are more influential than Jia's Vampire.
Brujah is generally considered to be the most suitable clan blood clan battle, and it is indeed the best foundation for all Brujah blood clan physics members. But in Brujah, the complexity of members' beliefs is one of the best relatives. Nazi environmental protection can be found here.
The outsider Brujah is just a mob, just because of his contempt for authority. This statement is not entirely correct, but it is not far from the truth. There is a joke that the only reason why Brugia kept a secret in the party was that they were not fully represented, and the agreement flooded the party. In fact, Brujah is divided mainly because of its members. No tribe, Brujah, has so many anarchists. It can be said that there are Brujah members every night from many distant parties. The elders of Brujah and the members of the prince who stayed in the secret of the party also had some troubles. Nevertheless, Brujah members also consider themselves important fighters-because they are not facing that kind of vampire in the battle, but something more terrible than them.
This clan is divided into three groups: those who oppose idolatry (anarchists are true); A person who is criticized or disrespected by any organization. They conform to the underlying precepts, but only for their own purposes.
Idealists: The oldest members and almost all Brujah Brujah elders belong to this camp. Drawing wisdom and guidance from the past history, they believed that Brugia should unite to build a new Carthage.
Individualist: two factions, tribes and their future. But they have no idealism to ask others to obey their orders.
Ganggro
Gangelo is perhaps the closest internal clan blood relationship to nature. People who don't like social constraints, rootless loners, enjoy a good life in the wild. But how can they avoid attacking a mysterious werewolf in the wild? Maybe they have to change their appearance to deceive others. If someone says he saw a vampire turn into a wolf or a bat, nine times out of ten he saw it. Like Brujah, Gangro members are usually powerful fighters. Unlike Brujah, when a brave battle started, Gangro did not come from them, but from the instinct of illegal and violent animals. His own desires. Gangro members understand the soul of the beast. At night with other animals, they will exchange. When the runaway beast Ganggro is a member of the outbreak, its characteristic is that they have a part of the animal's body, which will be irreversible, sometimes they will become like cats' eyes, and their feet may become like claws or even long tails. Therefore, many old Ganggro members look more like animals than humans. In rare cases, they will have a sense of animal tendency.
Markavian
Even annoying people are very afraid of Markovian members. They cursed that blood had polluted their minds. It malkavian soon became a member of hug (if they didn't have this madness before, of course). These people can be described as psychological disorders ranging from crazy paranoia to multiple personality disorders. Symptoms are common, but never symptoms. Markovian is usually considered very dangerous. Because they are often dominated by the sudden and inexplicable illusion of desire, sometimes even other blood families will adjust the blades. And because they are so crazy about the pain they lost in the final and the fear of death, they are very difficult to be subdued. For this reason, they are also excluded from the whole kinship society. But behind the madness, in fact, Markovian members often have extraordinary insight, wisdom, and even say.
Nosferatu
Distorted, because of their ugly appearance, Nosfera must live underground far away from human society, unlike other vampires hidden in human society. After only one day, Northfila's hug became ugly, and other relatives were excluded. Those guys who live in sewers or catacombs find them annoying, unnecessary and won't contact them. Because of their ugliness and shame, they try to avoid operating on the ground, which makes them easier to be found in other creatures in alleys and corners. Coupled with their superb stealth and eavesdropping technology, nothing in this city can escape the eyes and ears of Nosferatu. Moreover, due to the obstacles and common contempt among members, Northferra is very United, and there will be fights between other teams everywhere. Because of their unity, if you offend them, you will offend one of all the members of North Ferrato-this is a very terrible thing.
bullfighter
Matador has many aliases, including loser, artist, plastic and even hedonist. However, any generalization of this classification is a distortion of the whole family and harm. According to the personal situation and mood at that time, the matador members covered all situations between elegance and splendor, talent and stupidity, and fantasy. Perhaps the only family member has a strong passion for function and beauty. No matter what kind of matador, the members are full of passion. In their view, eternal life should be a good enjoyment. Many of his members are painters, musicians and poets. It is absurd to try to spend more time on the century when others put the number of members on artistic creation. Spanish matadors and Ventrue members prefer to stay in high society. However, unlike members of the party's secret adventures, matador members don't like boring official entertainment. Their social activities and attention are high in order to get praise-all of which come from their witty words, elegant manners and simple but passionate lifestyle.
Tremelle
The Tremelle clan is called the shortest one in history, and it was first established in the dark ages (medieval Europe). The desire of the immortal wizard was a member of Tremella's original group. They don't know that this help is through force, even through alchemy, magic blood and Tzimisce's ability to become a vampire. But they soon found that they no longer had so much magic. But through study and dedication, they have mastered magic-a new form of magic. This magic is achieved by the power of blood. Because they became vampires in their own way, they became enemies of vampires of other clans. However, due to the contribution of human Tremere members, the photoresist provoked a "supernatural war of annihilation" (Inquisition) and insisted on hiding (masquerade) commandments, and Tremere was finally in the secret place of the party. In The Secret of the Party, the magician Terry Mailer proved to be a powerful ally-or, of course, a dangerous enemy. In fact, Tremere turned off the frequency of using magic numbers for his own use, which is not too bad.
Fanzhuo (the vampire family in the novel)
Elegant aristocratic secret party leader. They keep the party's secret base, please close the party when you order the most dangerous members to pass. Even in modern times, princes in most cities are controlled by members of Ventru. In ancient times, members of new noble chose nobles, wealthy businessmen or other social members. In modern times, people in family businesses, social members and political leaders are elected as human beings. No matter what they did before their death, Ventrue members were responsible for supervising the implementation of the ancient commandments and decided to close the party. If you ask their team member when Ventrue will come out, he will answer, thanking them for their basic precepts. If not, it will not be enforced. If they don't carry out this hidden commandment, blood relationship will cease to exist. Although they often appear among social members and Spanish bullfighters, they are not interested in gossip and showing off themselves. Other relatives mistakenly think that they are arrogant and greedy, but the responsibility of Ventrue members as leaders is greater than honor.
Magic party
La sombra
In the elegant autumn of La Sombra, people are also very satisfied with this member. On them, elegance and cruelty coexist, and elegance and decadence coexist. Besides, Lasombra is a natural leader, and they think they should be better than any other type of people. After the original Brujah tribal leader betrayed the anarchists, Lasombra magic began to lead the party. Almost all the directors of the Magic Party are from La Sumbra. They guide (and sometimes whip) their masters, not a gentle force. Members of Lasombra think that they have the first power and authority to hold (hug), brutally kill and erupt (crazy)-many members of Lasombra will ask, if you want to be a vampire, then you dare not do these things? In addition, most members of Lasombra have joined a group (package) to enhance their own strength. Lasombra is different from Tzimisce. They don't resist the contempt of all mankind. They just think it's more interesting that those guys are controlled by themselves.
Acanthomys
If Lasombra is the heart of the Magic Party, Tzimisce is the soul of the Magic Party. They used to be the most powerful clan, but they suffered heavy losses in the struggle against Tremere and the anarchist revolution. 19 1 1 After the revolution in, Chimiski and La Sombra magically formed a political party. Tzimisce can change the appearance and make the relatives around him uneasy all the time. "Devil" is a nickname in Tzimisce's plays to scare blood relations. But the fact is that Tzimisce is the most knowledgeable of all blood families, and most of its members have received higher education. They have a strong thirst for knowledge, and Tzimisce members of the elderly may be one of the members with the highest level of knowledge in biology. However, just like Tzimisce's scientific proficiency in the same magic, it can't compare with Tremere's level. In order to understand the nature of Tzimisce's blood-sucking, he has done countless terrible experiments, including humans and other vampires. Assam
Neutral clan
Assam products query killers from relatives in the Middle East desert. Assam members reward employers who work for them, and the reward is often human blood. After employment, they began to follow their targets until they killed or deceived their employers. For example, the employer told him that the object was the ninth generation of kinship, but it was actually the sixth generation. If Assam members use it, but the target is killed, Assam clan revenge will not find him, nor will it draw a line with him in any target assassination contract. Because of its special background, Assam belief in the Middle East is more of a mixture of religion and mythical vampires. They believe that the only way to get in touch with vampires in heaven is to get as close as possible to the original vampire ("One"), which is an attempt to reduce the generation gap between themselves and the first vampire. This is by Diablerie except for their old vampires. In order to prove their behavior and correct legitimacy, the founder of Assam team claimed that they had the advantages of two hands of the second generation vampires. For Assam, the blood of other vampires is like eating communion. trap
subordinate
Followers are often called Setites. The suspicion that they are vampires far exceeds other clans. This is because of their beliefs. They think they originated at night, and the god of darkness founded Egypt. Formerly known as Sutekh, he is a powerful vampire who comes out at night because of his often terrible appearance, night and dark god after arriving in Egypt. Later renamed Sutekh Set, another vampire Osiris fought in Egypt. The end result was that Set was defeated, his followers were beaten and he himself was exiled. Later, he began to cultivate his own power and constantly attracted followers, including Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Persians and even Semites. His influence on the mountains between Spain and the Black Sea. However, in 33 AD, this episode suddenly disappeared, and he told his followers that it would disappear by itself and one day return to this world. The faithful followers of Setites settings have also been trying to restore the settings by putting the whole world in a dark shadow. Although Setites thought it was set in a world that existed longer than Cain, other clans thought that Ji was actually a third-generation vampire, and his sudden disappearance was to avoid becoming a hot spot in Jyhad in the Millennium. But in any case, Setites has been trying to pull the dark world and urge the studio to recover. They use drugs, including various means to induce other people's affection or decline. In fact, some UNAMSIL controlled the modern underworld in Haiti and several terrorist organizations in the Middle East.
body
The blood clan of vampires does not call itself a vampire, but generally calls itself a blood clan (relative). Become mortal
It is kinship, first through the "hug" course. In other words, he must be absorbed into the blood first.
Then immediately accept (even if there are only a few drops) the blood relatives who refuse to suck blood,
Become acceptable to a new blood relationship. Hugging often brings a very strong feeling, a mixture of fear and ecstasy, which makes the experience
Blood relationship will never be forgotten.
Once you become a relative, he is "immortal" or "living". Blood clan are different people.
Biology has completely changed human tissues. Blood clan teeth can be drawn to any length, although most candidates
Hide your identity. Blood-sucking people, as long as the victim licks the wound, it will heal.
You can cover your tracks together. The blood clan's heart stops beating, and the blood flow of the human body spreads because the microvessels are gone.
And full of blood smell, so the skin of the blood clan is particularly pale. Sometimes, when you cry, you even shed blood and tears. Lecrit
Blood therapy between relatives and human body When you are injured, the blood in your body will concentrate on the wound.
Purple is emitted near the wound and can be recovered quickly.
Relatives didn't eat, but they need to continue to draw blood. When relatives feel hungry, they will have a strong desire for blood.
You see, the intensity of this desire is beyond human understanding. Although there will be all kinds of desires, hunger and affection.
In contrast, it doesn't matter. Blood lust, thirst of relatives, diet, reproduction, etc.
Ambition is higher than desire and is the sum of all desires. Vampires bring wonderful feelings of family through blood relationship, just like drugs.
It is often painful, but you can't indulge in restraint.
Relatives live in a body like wild animals, and when they are hungry, their desires will erupt. It may not become a craze.
. I'm not completely involved in animal kinship, so I'm often tired of dealing with it. Humans also try to find a balance in the kinship between animals and many new members.
Some relatives even think there is a way to resume the last adult class. However, the body has become a blood clan.
In fact, most blood clan members can only watch themselves gradually degenerate and eventually become wild animals.
"Being a monster, but it's hard to stop being more like a monster", which is the most contradictory kinship of most new entrants.
There is little possibility of recovery, but it seems that it is not completely hopeless.
"Final death" may be another way out. When a loved one dies, the original source of life-the sun-
Let the blood clan be completely destroyed, and the death of relatives will be instantly reduced to ashes. Faced with the fear of the sun, domestic laws often become irrelevant.
Run away.
In short, the transformation of the body into a blood clan is not only a physical transformation, but also a psychological and spiritual distortion.
On the contrary, the second is eternal struggle, which is not blood relationship, and you can control the change. In other words, becoming a relative is the beginning.
tragedy
1922 "The Vampire Nosfiladu", a German film. Guide to the cat brain. Max Schreck and Alexander Graham Nak starred.
193 1 American film Vampire Hunter. Browning's guide Bella Sleigh starring Helen Chandler and Edward Van Sloan.
1932 Vampires, Adventures of David Gray, Franco-German cooperation. Julianne and enjoy starring Harriet Angelo.
1935 American film "The Sign of Vampire". Bella Sleigh, starring Carol Boland in Lionel Barrymore.
1936 dracula's daughter, an American film. Lambert Schiller starred. Gaylord Leah Horton starred in Edward Van Sloan.
1958 "Drakula's nightmare" British film. Fisher's guide. Christopher lee, "Carol Swamp" starring peter Cushing.
1960 English film Dracula and Bao Er Nye. Fisher's guide. Starring David Peel, peter Cushing and yvonne Munlow.
1960 "tenderness of love" French film. A guide to roger vadim. Annette Stroberg and Alexandra Martti starred.
1965 The Devil Dracula. Fisher's guide. Christopher lee, played by Andrew Kiel as Barbara Shelley.
1967 Vampire Dance, British-American cooperation. Directed by roman polanski. Starring roman polanski and Sharon Ti.
1970 vampire night, the cooperation of Germany, Italy and Spain? Christopher lee, Vanilla London, starring klaus kinski.
1970 "dracula's fiancee" American film. A guide to dan curtis. Starring Jonathan Fried and Grayson Hall.
197 1 year cooperated with Germany and France. A guide to ancient rhymes. Delfina seliger is also the star of Daniel Group.
1974 Dracula the Vampire, cooperation between Italy and France. Paul Morrissey and Anthony Dawson are co-pilots.
1976 Dracula and his son, a French film. Edward Molina Howe's Guide. Li Mingshun starred in Bernard Meynet.
1979 American film "Dark Moon and High Wind". Directed by Tony John. Frank Langer, starring Donald Previns in laurence olivier.
1979 "Northfiladu", German-French cooperation. Herzog's guide. Klaus kinski and Isabella Jane starred in Artificial Intelligence.
1983 "blood after years", an American film. Scott leads. Starring catherine deneuve, david bowie and susan sarandon.
1987 The Lost Boy, an American film. Joey Schumacher's guide. Jason patric suspects Graham and starring kiefer sutherland.
1992 Vampire Paradise, a French film. A guide to Abdik Hambaruz. Fache Chaupel stars Bruno Kramer.
1992 dracula, an American film. Coppola's guide. Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins starred in keanu reeves.
1994 Night Visit of Vampires, an American film. Neil is very single-minded. Tom Cruise, starring antonio banderas.
Vampire substitute
The world of kinship will represent generations and status. Of course, because blood relationship is not aging, it doesn't seem to matter in actual life age and old age.
Childs has not been announced as a recognized vampire prince, and they have not announced their elders (paternal line). Childe is generally regarded as a child-like care in the name of social support, with blood relationship as the breakthrough.
Newborns have just introduced new blood to the prince's family, but they haven't become elders yet. They are the youngest relatives, and there are generally three kinds of contemporary newborns after ten generations.
Some rebellious believers with strong anarchism have become new members of the rebellion. They will resist because of their actions and concern for their elders. However, they can't get in.
After 50 to 100 years of formal political operation between new members, as long as they conform to traditional precepts, they may be valued by their elders. Although they are still very young, they already have considerable ability. This is the advanced and intermediate stage.
Elders generally live 200 to 1000 years old. They have powerful elders, and they gain considerable power in most blood-related societies.
Methuselah, this is the legendary blood clan. They have lived for one or two thousand years, and they are the fourth or fifth generation relatives. It is said that their organization has undergone great changes in the long years. However, few people are sure whether they exist or not. After all, for such a long time, even if they are not dead, they may be destroyed by madness or fatigue. If you survive to this day, you won't care and join any organization. Moreover, there is no doubt that they are absolutely capable.
In ancient times, they were the oldest vampires and probably the most powerful creatures in the world. Usually, they are the grandchildren of the legendary Cain (the third generation vampire). No one knows whether this is just a legend, but what is certain is that if they really exist, they will not leave it at that. Since ancient times, Jyhad has been engaged in the legendary Millennium among these ancient vampires. In their eyes, all descendants of blood relationship are just puppets. They just said a word, which may lead to the whole blood relationship between them. In the custom of traitors, "old-fashioned" is even forbidden.
In fact, in Europe, the legend of vampires has been circulating throughout history. Thousands of people believe this legend and tremble in the dark.
The legend of Christianity is that after death, there is no Christian funeral, suicide, sudden death, shaman Christianity excommunication, dead children, and all those who may become legendary vampires.
Those born with teeth, membranes, light pupils or heads, people with reddish-brown hair and erythema are considered similar to Judaism, and so-called descendants of vampires. They are considered destined to become vampires.
Vampires were initially suspected to be the secret source of the Bible. According to the Bible, Adam and Eve came to the wilderness and were expelled from the Garden of Eden, giving birth to many children. Cain is the oldest and the first three in the world. He is a farmer and lives with his brother. As usual, I offered sacrifices to God twice. My brother was quoted as rich in meat, but Cain's apples and oranges naturally angered God. So Cain murdered his brother. The next day, God asked Cain that his brother had gone, and he argued inexplicably. God was furious and said, "Your brother is an innocent man. He cried out to me about your anger. You said I didn't know, so you must accept my punishment! " " ! Cain asked God for mercy, but God said, "No, I won't kill you. I know you will be spurned, so I will give you a clear sign to let others know that you should not try to torture a legend of a vampire you just killed-hiding in the Millennium. "
Cain was cursed for drinking blood circulation necessary for life, but he did not die, which cursed generations. God has achieved to be everyone and vocal music, which is different from the Bible.
At the back of the book, he and Satan's lover Lilith (Lilith, first appeared in Sumerian mythology, Adam's first Jewish Old Testament Bible left the Garden of Eden because God was dissatisfied with his wife) created the magical power of a pair of Lilith witches and taught them how to use Cain's blood to generate electricity for their own use. For this reason, some people think that Lilith was really the first lonely vampire.
Driven by Cain, he created a gathering place, and the second generation vampires sucked blood.
Debrand Castle
Into the darkness of the castle
If you've seen The Night Visit of Vampires, starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Hollywood movies, I'm afraid it's not hard to get there. The reporter imagined the feeling of visiting the "vampire" castle in Romania in a hurry. It is said that this movie, the terrible dark world of vampires, originated there, and understanding this castle is the most mysterious understanding in the world.
Bran Castle is the gathering place of Dracula Castle, a legendary vampire in central and western Romania. In Hungary, 1377, the Turks built fortifications against 1382 at first, and gradually became one of the judicial organs with military, customs, local administrative and political centers here.
The terrain where the castle is located is extremely favorable. It is built on a hill. With the support of hard climbing, no one can escape from the valley across the road through the eyes of the castle owner. This is because V Rhodes kills people without blinking an eye. Afraid of retaliation, he converted to the gate of the city wall. To enter the castle, the castle has to go south and climb to the top along the descending rope ladder.
Brown Castle Brown Castle
The most distinctive feature is its turret. Store turrets or gunpowder or install floors, which are specially designed for throwing hot water by enemies besieging the castle. Each connected corridor has its own function. A watchtower, with shooting holes on the outer wall of the corridor to prevent shooting. Therefore, the castle has become a very urgent battle fortress. During the reign of V Rhodes, in order to collect taxes and let everyone take the road under the castle, the soldiers of the castle were stationed twice a day in the morning and evening, and they could climb to nearby places to patrol. If someone is arrested while on patrol, they will be severely punished.
Today, Brown Castle has been transformed into a museum of history and art in different periods. There are all kinds of weapons in the weapon showroom, such as ancient spears, Romanian armor, guns of different ages and Japanese long knives, which remind people of the ups and downs experienced by the castle.
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