A joke about dinosaurs. Tell me one.

One day, on the phone. The other party, a man.

A man said: actually, you look good.

The dinosaur said: Really?

A man went on to add: Your five senses look very delicate.

Dinosaur asked: Oh, it's nice to see it separately. Is it bad for you to be together?

A man was speechless.

Two.

Dinosaurs are low myopia, about 300 degrees, and people's faces can't be seen clearly 2 meters away.

One day, sitting in front of the computer, turn it on.

Habitually wear glasses on the table.

I found a blur and thought there was dust in the lens. Take it off and wipe it.

Wear it again, it's still blurred.

Wipe it again, wear it again, it's blurred.

Wipe it again ... if it's n times, it's crazy.

Look at the camera in the light, it is bright, there is no difference.

If it's not glasses, are they eyes? Raise your hand and rub your eyes. Enlightenment!

Dinosaurs wear contact lenses! ! !

Three.

One day, a boyfriend and girlfriend came back from vacation and called me to complain.

Man: Oh, I didn't sleep well.

Dinosaur: Why?

M: My girlfriend keeps turning over, and the bed creaks and is noisy.

The dinosaur was puzzled and asked, don't you live in a double room? A double room should have two beds. Why should I sleep in one bed?

The man is silent and may be sweating.

On second thought, the dinosaur suddenly realized.

Two people were silent for a few seconds, extremely embarrassed.

Different people have different opinions on whether a joke is funny or not. Laugh when you understand, even if you don't understand.

I am irresponsible.