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A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown!

That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "

After that, he ran away . .

The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back here!" "

Everyone expressed their feelings: "This son is really filial!"

The manager of the company asked people to hang the slogan "Do it if you want" on the wall, hoping to "encourage the enthusiasm of employees"!

After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this measure was.

The boss said angrily, "The cashier ran away with 65,438+10,000 yuan, and the office director eloped with my female secretary, and dozens of employees asked for a raise together!" "

A child stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike while the iron was hot! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him!

The child winked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I will lick it!" " "

Hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!

The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left. ...

An old couple born on the same day of the same year ushered in their 60th birthday!

During the dinner, god came and said that he could satisfy the two wishes of husband and wife!

The old woman said, "My dream is to travel around the world."

God waved his wand, wow! Dig out a pile of plane tickets.

The old man said, "I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than myself."

God waved his wand, wow! Turned the old man into 90 years old!

Xiao Qiang gave a speech at the rally, and the people below were all ears!

Xiao Qiang said, "I hate two kinds of people the most! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate! "

The people below were sweating like a pig. . .

One very cold winter, two beggars, an old man and a young man, went begging in the morning. They walked to the door of a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw leftovers.

Many things grind, and soon the boss came out with a bucket of leftovers. The little beggar hurried up to eat, while the old beggar stood still.

Because the weather is very cold and the meal is very cold, the little beggar wants to vomit after eating a few bites, so he vomits!

Then the old beggar rushed up and said, "I'm waiting for your spicy mouth."

There is a couple whose husband is very stingy!

One morning, the husband woke up to find his wife dead in bed.

He jumped up quickly, looked pale and stumbled down the stairs, shouting, "maid!" " Maid! "

The maid replied, "Sir! What is it? "

The husband shouted, "boiling an egg for breakfast is enough!" "