Cold joke: One day, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it, the white cat.

Once upon a time, there was a man who drank too much. This guy is amazing. What? Drunk driving. Almost hit a tree. The policeman asked him, "What's the matter?" He said, "It's not my fault, it has nothing to do with me. I was driving normally there, and a fool hit me with a big tree. "