The best classic quotes for funny proposals

1. Best Direct Award: Let me be buried in your ancestral grave!

2. Best Cool Man Award: I owe someone to take care of me.

3. Best Explicit Award: Let’s get married legally!

4. Best Direct Selling Award: Are you willing to take me home as your daily necessities?

5. Best Fan Award: Sweetheart, sign your name for me. (Signed in the spouse column of the household register)

6. Best Pervert Award: Oh, you seem to get a lot of pleasure when you scold me! If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!

7. Best Stunt Award: Will you marry me? If you are willing, please stand and raise your hands. If not, please stand and raise your legs.

8. Best Curiosity Award: I don’t know why humans have to get married? ! Why not let us study it together!

9. Best Believer Award: Do you want to marry me in this life or the next?

10. Best Creative Award: When will you marry me home? Everything in my room has almost been moved to your house

11. Best Health Care Award: If you don’t marry me this year, I will start to have phobia of marriage next year!

12. Best Confession Award: Please end my love affair!

13. Best Prisoner of War Award: Begging for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me food every day.

14. Best Tenderness Award: Like is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together.

The best classic quotes from the love classroom

Fifty-one decisiveness

But one day, when her critical point is exceeded

She will be much more decisive than men.

You have a chance to win her back

However, her suspicion and even fear of you still exist

A little spark may make her win back Drag back to the critical point

Fifty-Two Respect

Respect the person you like

Not because she is right or not

But because She is a woman

Fifty-Three Fun

Some things must be carried on the body

Some things only need to touch the outline

Not so much dedication

More people and things are just used to fiddle with our heartbeats for a moment

At that moment, there is no need to say more

It’s like seeing a gentle stream flowing through each other’s air

A pleasure has been shared

All you can do is thank the other person in your heart and add value to your life. Got points

Fifty-four categories

Many men can pretend to be different women in their hearts

According to their preferences for them and their importance to their lives Classification

Can be roughly divided into wife/girlfriend, lover, ******, confidante

When he defines someone as his girlfriend or future wife in his heart

He feels that this is the greatest commitment to her and the greatest recognition of her importance

Fifty-five definitions

He does not think that finding other women as lovers is Disrespect for her

Because when he defines a woman as a lover

he knows exactly what he wants from her

He can like this very much A woman, but he won’t respect her too much

He can be very passionate about her, but he won’t be responsible and bear it

Fifty-Six Lovers

Lovers belong to men Pastime

Men will not think that such pastime

will have a substantial impact on the definition of girlfriend in their hearts

Call your own woman your girlfriend

A woman who can be used by oneself is called a lover

Fifty-seven hints

Men tell stories about their past

It is to show their feelings The single-mindedness and deep affection

is tantamount to hinting to you

If I like someone, I will be so affectionate to her

If I like you, I will do the same to you

Fifty-Eight Emotions

Men generally do not like to talk about their emotions

Telling love history is also one of the means of pursuit that they think is effective

Confess your privacy and show your trust in girls

Be affectionate and show your tenderness

Tell stories and get closer. In many cases, you can get the same secret love from girls in return. Story

This is the procedure for men to deliberately reveal tender love in the pursuit stage

They hope to impress more girls with their emotional side

Because they believe that women will Leave a good impression on a soft-hearted man

When he completely owns a girl, don’t worry, he will not be so emotional again. In my ancestral grave?

The rest of my life is in your hands!

I don’t know why humans get married. Why don’t we study it together?

Would you like to take me home as your daily necessity?

Like means a touch of love, love means a deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home. , but go back to our home together

Oh, you seem to get a lot of pleasure when you scold me. If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me

I owe someone to take care of me

When are you going to marry me home? Everything in my room has almost been moved to your house

Please end my love affair

Begging for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me food every day

Will you marry me? If you are willing, please stand and raise your hands. If not, please stand and raise your legs.

Do you want to marry me in this life or the next?

My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it...

Let's get married legally

At this point, I may need to decide quickly, don't Don't hesitate to marry me. ---- Ma Ying-jeou

My family raises a sow and a group of pig babies. If you are willing to come and live with me, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

Occasionally there is a car, there is a garden villa with a concierge room... I even plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room, and decorate a warm new house. After you get married, you will be responsible for collecting the property fees of the villa community. , I occasionally go out to drive a taxi.

I am a person who has always regarded money as dirt. After marrying me, you will not have any worries in life---I have contracted 13 public toilets in the city, ensuring that we No need to worry about eating or drinking.

I am a graduate of a prestigious university with a PhD in "Animal Anatomy". After we got married, we started our own business and opened a pork stall in the vegetable market. I chopped the meat and you took the money.

What? Waste paper? That's a long lyric poem I wrote. It's a proposal to you... Can't you understand? So what do you do for your brother? Can he, a scrap collector, understand poetry?

Who said good flowers are placed on cow dung? Tell me, I will send my brothers to kill him, don't be afraid, I will protect you after you marry me... Huh, what kid doesn't want to be around anymore, but he dares to call my wife a cow dung.

Don’t worry, you will not be poor if you follow me. After all, I am engaged in the trust investment industry and have been in the industry for six years. I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will add your birthday to yours. If you buy a lottery ticket with the numbers on your wedding anniversary, you are guaranteed to win a special prize of NT$10 million.

What? You really don’t want to marry me? Think about it, I am a shareholder of seven listed companies... Are you worried about having a good life with me? Are you really leaving? Okay, I won't give it away... By the way, lend me one yuan to take the bus first, and I will pay you back double the amount after my stock is unblocked.

Will you marry me? Will you marry me or not? Will you marry me or not? I'm just waiting for you to say something. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

Hey, take some salt, I said, after we have eaten, how about we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get a red book? What? I haven't proposed yet? Isn't this just a proposal... Who said you can't propose while cooking... I haven't said those three words yet? What three words or four words... Hey, get the pot of oil!

Just ask you to marry me

Girl, just obey me

Let us have children legally

(Female begging for a man) "I don't care, I just want to marry you

Let's raise a child, okay?

Do you want to make a mistake and regret it forever? The opportunity will come. .

Dear, do you want to work as a bonded worker

Dear, help me sign the household registration book, just in the spouse column

Boy, you are my sister's. Come hang out with me today!

Holding chives and peppers in hand: "Boy, from now on, follow my sister and drink spicy food!

Boy, just take your bank card from auntie, Tell me your credit cards, medical insurance, all cards, and passwords, and let me keep them safe for you, including yours.

Since you can't separate them, don't waste time and get married.

Boy, in order for you to stop messing around with men and women, I will accept you. From now on, please don’t struggle.

The friend asked her boyfriend, "How long have we known each other?" The friend said: "We should celebrate." The friend said: "Let's go get married." They got married, and now their children are 3 years old

The man said: "Shall we go to the house tomorrow?" The woman said: "What kind of transfer of ownership?" The man said: "You do it on the left and I sit on the right, take a photo and post it up." The woman said: "Be silent, in silence..." The man said: " If it doesn’t work, it’s okay to get a notarization first

Let’s break up! Male: ...(firmly opposed) Female: Don’t agree to break up? Well, let’s get a divorce! ! ! Male: ... (Weakly said, we are not married yet!) Female: Well, let’s go through the marriage formalities first!

If you don’t marry me this year, I will be afraid of marriage next year

I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you

Funny Proposal Quotes

1. I will trust you with the rest of my life!

2. Let us combine legally!

3. End my luck!

4. Let’s raise a child, okay?

5. Let us have children legally!

6. Do you want to marry me in this life or the next?

7. Do you want to make one mistake and regret it forever? The opportunity has come.

8. Never propose to me, I will agree once you propose.

9. If you don’t marry me this year, I will be afraid of marriage next year.

10. I love that you still feel cold when the temperature is 22 degrees Celsius.

11. So and so, do you want to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

12. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it?

13. My pillow is broken and I have no money to buy a new one.

14. The boss of the silver shop refused to let me return the ring.

15. My dear, can you marry me? It’s okay if I marry you!

16. Things may need to be decided quickly now, so don’t hesitate to marry me!

17. I want you to be my child’s mother, and my child wants you by name.

18. I only care about your future and whether there is a place for me.

19. Beg for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me food every day.

20. Are you willing to take me home as your daily necessities?

21. Since we can’t separate, don’t waste time and get married!

22. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of me.

23. The sea can dry up and the rocks can rot, but my love for you will never change.

24. Find a woman with whom you can lie in bed and burp and fart for the rest of your life.

25. Since ancient times, passion has always left room for hatred, and this hatred lasts forever. Hope to meet a lover.

26. I think we are really not suitable as lovers. Will you be my wife?

27. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only 9 yuan. I invite you!

28. Boy, you are my sister’s. Come hang out with me today!

29. Dear, help me sign the household registration book, just in the spouse column.

30. Reward with ***. This may be: I wish you a long life and travel thousands of miles to meet Chanjuan!

31. Confused! Loving someone is very quick. Why do I still keep your shadow!

32. I overheard you telling God that you would not marry me unless I was there, so I don’t want you to betray God!

33. I don’t know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

34. I don’t know why humans get married. Let’s study it together.

35. I want someone to help me wash and cook. Why are Filipino maids too expensive?

36. I know that I will regret it after getting married, but if I don’t get married now, I will definitely regret it!

37. When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house.

38. I don’t want to be an unmarried young man enjoying the benefits of being married anymore. Let’s get a book!

39. Holding chives and peppers in hand: Boy, from now on, just follow my sister and drink spicy food!

40. Who said it is winter now? When you are by my side, I feel the flowers blooming and the birds singing and the cicadas chirping.

41. You know that someone as ugly as you will definitely not be able to get married. What should I do? I sacrificed myself.

42. Since I met you by the bridge when I was a child, every step I take is to get closer to you.

43. My mother misses me to death. I would rather marry you than miss her to death. Please save me!

44. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life.

45. Will you marry me? If you are willing, please stand and raise your hands. If not, please stand and raise your legs.

46. How about drinking coffee, drinking wine, having dinner, or watching a movie together? As long as we are alive, always.

47. I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I love you, I really love you.

48. Oh, you seem to get a lot of pleasure when you scold me. If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me. Me!

49. I am tortured by longing for you all the time. I wonder when you will be able to give me grace and alleviate my torture!

50. I finally discovered that there is abundant love in this world, and I cannot live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen

51. Marry me. But you don’t understand me yet. From now on I will spend my life getting to know you.

52. The world is vast. We know each other. We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away. But if we are not destined to meet each other, it is difficult to hold hands. I hope you can continue our fate with me.

53. Farm work is certainly tiring, but my two sons will help me. Do you have a son? Not yet, but you will be born for me.

54. Marry me and I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi-Cola, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Promise me?

55. Do you like bald men? Do you like men with big bellies? Are you willing to watch me become bald and have a belly?

56. Please marry me, I will never make you cry. Please entrust me with the rest of your life. I will never leave you alone.

57. My family raises a sow and a group of pig babies. If you are willing to live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

58. It’s not good to enchant me with your gentle calls, it’s not good to make my heart beat with Tingting’s beautiful figure, it’s not good to make me suffer with your affectionate eyes. .

59. Will you marry me or not? Will you marry me or not? Will you marry me or not? I'm just waiting for you to say something. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will get divorced.

60. Like is just a touch of love, and love is a deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home, but go back to our home together.

61. Hello, I am very lonely, and I think you are also very lonely. Therefore, we are destined, and I firmly believe that we will be very happy together. bring it on!

62. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel a spring breeze blowing, warm and melting my heart.

63. There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart, and the other end is held in your hand.

64. Boy, in order for you to stop harming the world and messing with the relationship between men and women, my sister will accept you. From now on, remember to be always there for you. Stop struggling.

65. Loving someone but not getting anything in return will hurt you; but loving someone but never having the courage to let that person know how you feel will make you even more painful.

66. I beg you deeply; don’t drive me out of your love, I can’t lack your love even for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be glorious.

67. One of the sad things in life is: you meet someone who is very important to you, but in the end you find that he or she is not the person you are destined to be, so you must let go.

68. I am a graduate of a prestigious university with a PhD in "Animal Anatomy". After getting married, we started our own business and opened a pork stall in the vegetable market. I chopped the meat and you took the money.

69. I just want to tell you sincerely that I will love you well. Therefore, I sincerely propose to you at this moment. As I long for your love, I hope you will reply to me as soon as possible!

70. What? Waste paper? That's a long lyric poem I wrote. It's a proposal to you, can't you understand? So what do you do for your brother? Can he, a scrap collector, understand poetry?

71. Boy, just tell me your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all cards, and passwords, and let me help you keep them safe, including yours.

72. The starting point of love is to let the people we love be themselves, rather than constraining them with our imagination. Otherwise, what we love is just the shadow of ourselves found in them.

73. I have always regarded money as dirt. After marrying me, you will not have any worries in life. I have contracted thirteen public toilets in the city, and I guarantee that we will not Worry about eating but not about drinking.

74. Who said good flowers are placed on cow dung? Tell me, I will send my brothers to chop him down, don't be afraid, I will protect you after you marry me. Huh, what kid doesn't want to be around anymore, but he dares to call my wife a cow dung.

75. Classic Proposal I am like a boat looking for a harbor, I can’t forget you! Night dew, I don’t want dew-like feelings, what I want is forever! Ye Lu, are you willing to join hands with me for the rest of your life? Always waiting for you!

76. Abandoning you, nothing remains in my heart, just like the ship that left the shore, leaving only the empty deck; the sea breeze blankly touches my face, and your kite flies higher and higher. Far away, I don’t want to let go, but unfortunately the line has been disconnected.

77. A needle cannot be without its tip, a pot cannot be without a lid, and I cannot be without you as a good friend. Fish cannot live without water, trees cannot live without roots, and my love for you cannot be separated.

Even though I can’t get married to you, I wish you happiness every day!

78. If you believe that there is a destiny, you should recognize the relationship. If there is time, there should be distance. Therefore, marry me! Our love is a fate that has no boundaries of time and space! My biggest wish in this life is to have you by my side for the rest of my life.

79. Let’s break up! Male: (firmly opposed) Female: Don’t agree to break up? Well, let’s get a divorce! Man: (Weakly, we are not married yet!) Woman: Well, let’s go through the marriage formalities first!

80. I have long passed the age of being crazy about love, and I have never believed in the story of love at first sight! But I miss you, but I can’t help myself! What you see is the real me! A never-ending feeling! I am touched that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

81. Good news! Good news! From now on, any good girl who marries me will receive an additional KITTY gift set, a set of gifts, and a chance to meet tomorrow, okay? *** Enjoy a pair of Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs! While supplies last!

82. Occasionally, there is a car and a garden villa with a gatekeeper's reception room. I even plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room, and decorate a warm new house. After you get married, you will be responsible for collecting the property fees of the villa community. , I occasionally go out to drive a taxi.

83. It’s because I love you; I shed tears because I miss you; I break my heart because I hate you; I leave because I regret; I remember because of the days; I move forward because everything in the world is perfect. things; running on the edge of emotion and life; flying all the way.

84. Love does not need to be proven. I can already feel it in your eyes, in your smile, and in your breath. I forget who I am, and when I see you, I remember who I am; I always remember the way home, and when I see you, I forget where home is.

85. May you have enough joy to make you feel sweet, enough attempts to make you strong, enough sadness to make you more humane, and enough expectations to make you happy. And there is enough wealth for you to buy me gifts.

86. Giving someone all your love will never guarantee that they will love you back. It's not good to expect love in return, just wait quietly for love to grow in their hearts, but if not, just be content with love growing in your own heart.

87. Feelings are an endless story, and when I fell in love, you were the only one on my line. I was really touched. For me, I can’t It can't be considered fate. Although I don't believe it, on this day, I can't help but believe it.

88. The man said: Let’s go to the house tomorrow? The woman said: What is the transfer of ownership? The man said: You do it on the left side and I sit on the right side, take a photo and post it. The woman: She said nothing, in silence. The man said: If it doesn’t work, it’s okay to get a notarization first!

89. What? You really don’t want to marry me? Think about it, I am a shareholder of seven listed companies. How can I still worry about having a good life? Are you really leaving? Okay, you're right, I won't give it away. Lend me one yuan to take the bus first, and I'll pay you back double the amount after my stock is unblocked.

90. Don’t worry, you will not be poor if you follow me. After all, I am engaged in the trust investment industry and have been in the industry for six years. I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will give you my If you buy a lottery ticket with the numbers of your birthday and wedding anniversary, you are guaranteed to win a special prize of NT$10 million.

91. A friend of mine asked her boyfriend, how long have we known each other? Boyfriend replied: 2 years. My friend said: We should celebrate. My boyfriend asked: How to celebrate? My friend said: Let’s register for marriage. Boyfriend replied: OK. So they got married and their children are now 3 years old.

92. There will always be rainy days and sunny days in life, but there will always be sunny days after rain. I am like an umbrella, no matter it rains or shines, I will always be by your side. If one day you think of someone who loved you, then it must be me. If one day no one loves you anymore, it must be me who dies.

93. Hey, take some salt, I said, after we have a full meal, can we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get a red book and come back? What? I haven't proposed yet? Isn’t this just a proposal? Who said you can’t propose while cooking? I haven’t said those three words yet? What three-character or four-character hey, get a pot of oil!

94. There are so many people in the world, why do I know you? Ah, since I met you, my life has opened a new chapter; I know so many people, so many, why do I miss you? Ah, as long as I miss you, my heart will fall into the ocean of honey.