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Urgent! ! ! 1 Appreciation of world without thieves! ! !

Role introduction: Li Bingbing's role in world without thieves, Xiao Ye, is easily reminiscent of Fan Bingbing in the mobile phone. They are ambitious and know how to use their beauty.

The role of Xiao Ye is a highlight of the theft gang. The brilliant thief's light is enough to cover up the old masters, and it also sets off Uncle Li to a great extent. Xiao Ye also tries to tease Wang Bo (Andy Lau). If she is attracted, it will be an interesting turning point, but the real destination of the story is where Uncle Li did not expect.

Actor analysis: Li Bingbing has strong plasticity among mainland actresses, but it's the first time to play a female thief. From the stills, Xiaogang Feng tries to explore the sexy side of Li Bingbing, and deliberately distinguishes the gaudiness between Leng Yan and Fan Bingbing in Li Bingbing, making the role more pleasing to the eye. Wang Li, played by Rene Liu, is a female thief who has been wandering the Jianghu with the leading actor for many years.

Role introduction: Wang Li, played by Rene Liu, is a female thief. I have been wandering the Jianghu with Wang Bo for many years, and I don't want to be a thief again because I am pregnant. After quarreling with Wang Bao and breaking up, I met silly root on the road and was moved by his innocence and kindness, so I tried to protect his money from thieves and got into trouble.

The importance of Wang Li in this story lies in that she is the source of this change, Wang Li's character, or her mother nature, which makes the whole story reasonable. The love between Wang Li and Wang Bo is subtle, involving money and interests, years of pain, and Wang Li's determination to get rid of all this after discovering that she is pregnant is a test of their love.

Actor analysis: Let Rene Liu, an intellectual, play the female thief, which I'm afraid is only conceivable. But as long as you see the scene of Rene Liu's devout worship of Buddha, maybe you can understand that Xiaogang Feng used Rene Liu's kindest and strongest temperament to influence a man.

Unlike Rene Liu's arrogant modern female image, Wang Li is not a woman who easily appears in the real world. Her feelings for silly root are only out of a vague belief in fate, but it may also show that Wang Li, like all fragile women, is looking for something to make herself more determined to live. There are also a lot of action scenes in Master Yao, and they have played tricks with Er Dang, Wang Bo and others, which should be very entertaining jokes. The two benzene thieves played by He Feng are very interesting.

Role introduction: "robbed robbed!" IC cards, IP cards and IQ cards are all taken out! " Suddenly there were two whistles on the calm train.

Looking intently, it turned out to be a group of robbers wearing animal masks. Two of them are tall, short, fat and thin, and look like the boss and the second child. The "raiders of the lost ark" in "world without thieves" will definitely make the audience feel happy, but the next joke is even more "overjoyed". According to Zhang Weiping, "I can't laugh at it and come to me."

Actor analysis: The two robbers played by He Feng are like the hapless policemen in the comic book Ala Lei-everyone has to bully them.

Let's talk about Feng first. Many people met him through the TV series Don't Talk to Strangers. The acting school, which is famous for playing "cowardly man" and "abnormal man", once again shines brilliantly in world without thieves, even surpassing Fan Wei to some extent, and only has two lines!

Besides, Fan Wei. "Mobile Phone" tells us that a movie with him can't be ugly, especially Xiaogang Feng, who has a deep grasp of people's psychology, made such an own goal for Fan Wei. Seeing him is like seeing Zhao Benshan. Nothing else, I just want to laugh. Do you think he has an accent, stutters, has no IQ and will return to China soon? Can he not be liked? Please pay special attention to his conversation with Andy Lau. I promise you've never seen such a wronged and lovely robber!

Of course, Xiaogang Feng will not arrange such a group of "bandits" for no reason. They must play an opening role in the plot, right? Yes, their appearance instantly reversed the direction of world without thieves! As for how to reverse it, I think even the people on the train and Uncle Li dare not expect ... the self-confidence and chic unique to skilled thieves, and I believe no one else can play better than Andy Lau.

Wang Bo, played by Andy Lau, is the absolute first hero in world without thieves. A skilled habitual thief who has been in the Jianghu for many years. He changed from a ruthless thief with first-class acting skills (telling a lie can move him to tears) to defending a stranger with his life-long skills. The transformation of Wang Bo is the most critical part in A Thief-Free World.

Wang Bo is like those swordsmen in martial arts novels who have high martial arts skills but no principles and only recognize the word money. He can search for property among devout pilgrims without shame, but when Wang Bo learned that Wang Li's abnormal behavior was because she was pregnant with their child, Wang Bo's behavior changed accordingly.

Actor Analysis: Andy Lau's appearance in the movies may have been unimaginable before, and his "Andy Lau" performance could not be associated with Feng's Peking Opera humor. However, Xiaogang Feng is seeking change, and Andy Lau is also seeking change, so Xiaogang Feng and Andy Lau should be a win-win situation for China films across regions.

Although Andy Lau's wig is a bit ugly, I believe no one can play it better than Andy Lau, because he has unique self-confidence and chic. What we are looking forward to is not the painful nirvana of "big guy", but the beautiful wish of "world without thieves". The role is introduced: In world without thieves, the silly root is like a piece of meat in the mouths of a group of hungry sharks. This piece of meat has no defensive ability and psychology. After the shark made trouble for him several times, he still shed sincere tears for his "sister" who was actually a complete stranger. If you put the role of silly root in the background of the city, he is obviously too absurd to be established, but let him walk out of the plateau where the temple was built, and his stupidity is countless. The silly root played by Wang is consistent with his previous role, and he likes his "stupidity".

Actor analysis: The name Wang is unfamiliar to the audience, and most people have never seen his debut. It is an independent production with a small budget.

Wang has been practicing martial arts since childhood, and it is said that he learned it at Shaolin Temple in Songshan Mountain. Then he came down from the mountain and performed a play. Then he was regarded as world without thieves by Xiaogang Feng. He never dreamed that one day Andy Lau would stand opposite him and play opposite him, so that he called his brother and told him that he thought he was cheating. Wang's story, which sounds a bit like wishful thinking in world without thieves, is true.

Role introduction: In world without thieves, the hidden "hidden Boss" was taken by Wang Bo before getting on the bus; After getting on the train, he was occupied by Wang Bo, and he was almost beaten. As soon as the train stopped, he chased Wang Bo and Wang Li off the train and made friends repeatedly ... No matter how you look at it, this cool painter is like a superficial literary youth. It is useless to lose face in front of his beautiful girlfriend, but he is everywhere, and his sharp eyes will probably make a girl audience shine at the moment.

Actor analysis: Zhang Hanyu in world without thieves is no longer the psychopath who raves about the IT industry in Big Man, nor is he a TV colleague who joked with Ge You about "Let's have a meeting, it's not convenient to talk" in Mobile Phone.

Zhang Hanyu, a voice actor, has provided voices for The Lord of the Rings, Troy and other blockbusters. In recent years, constant electric shock has made him a powerful actor in the film and television industry. Zhang Hanyu has successfully played various roles in TV series such as the legendary swordsman and Happy Life of Zhang Damin with a Big Mouth, which left a deep impression on the audience.

The role is introduced: You Yongzhi, who is deeply rooted in the heart of the police, plays the second master of the theft gang this time. This Sir Zhong is very angry, and the limelight is robbed by Xiao Ye (Li Bingbing). He just joined the company and soon attracted the attention of Uncle Li. The so-called impatience is a taboo for military strategists, which is also the reason why the second master can't be a Wang. He has courage, but he has no plan.

The role of the second master can also control the development direction of the incident at a critical moment, at least he will become a hidden danger of not listening to Uncle Li's command, and the internal problems of the theft gang also make the struggle on the train more complicated.

Actor Analysis: You Yongzhi's image as a policeman was deeply rooted in people's hearts, but in recent years he has been constantly trying to broaden his career. For example, playing a robber in The Big Event, perhaps because of the Big Event, Xiaogang Feng made up his mind to discover the gangster side of You Yongzhi.

However, You Yongzhi plays a tough role in big events, because Du Qifeng wants to be calm and Xiaogang Feng wants the complexity caused by different people. Therefore, You Yongzhi should add a little exaggeration in "world without thieves". He will also show his skill, and maybe he can compete with Li Bingbing for stealing. Wonderful quotations:

2 1 what is the most lacking in the century? -Talent!

People who know me worry me; What do I want from people who don't know me?

Uncle Li told you responsibly that Uncle Li was very angry and the consequences were very serious.

Be serious! Robbery!

I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.

People are scattered, and the team is not easy to take.

Why should he be unguarded? Why won't he get hurt? With what? Is it because he is simple? Is he stupid? Why did you let him be the last fool? Life requires him to be smart. As a person, if you don't let him know the truth of life, it's cheating. What is a great evil? Deception is a great evil.

I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all.

My family is serious, serious, don't laugh, we are here to rob.

Living in the mountains, in my village, someone looked at the beach cow dung on the mountain road and there was no dung basket, so they picked up a stone and drew a circle around the cow dung. He wanted to come back for it in a few days, but the cow dung was still there.