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Funny dialogue about inviting Longyou from Wuqinghe Town of Xianjian to make trouble for Shangguan Ya.
Dragon you: How dare you? I have heard about Shangguan aristocratic family. His character and martial arts are second-rate, despicable and first-class, and he really deserves his reputation.
Little Man: Poof!
Shangguanya: ... It seems that you are determined to make trouble?
Longyou: Exactly.
Jiang: Brother Long, who are you?
Longyou: It's useless to say anything. For such a person, it will not be quiet without experiencing some pain.
Shangguanya: Well, since you don't give the official face, we won't talk about Jianghu rules here. Let's go, pine, cypress, bamboo, smoky fir.
Song Qing: Yes!
Shangguanya: Today, today, I happen to be unwell. ...
Xiaoman: Really? Then I'll make you feel more uncomfortable.
Shangguanya: Ah! Well, good men don't hit women ... no, good women don't hit men!
Shangguanya: Why, you ... you still want to bully the less with more! Come on, wait and see!
Dragon you: ... Hum. It's really a slap in the face to dare to comment on this young master's appearance.
Xiaoman: You, you are because ...
Jiang: I was told not to look back in the mirror. ...
Xiaoman: Why are you so angry?
Longyou: Do you need any other reasons?
Xiaoman: ... Xiao Jiang, let's go.
Longyou: Huh? !
Xiaoman: Don't come here, I don't want to go with a pervert like you!
Longyou: Little Man Girl? Brother Jiang? ..... Hey, are you still going to deal with that poisonous shadow?
Xiaoman: No! I'd rather kill a hundred times on a seal than ask for your help!
Jiang Dao: ...
Xiaoman: ...
What happened to Jiang?
Xiaoman: ... That's strange. What are they still doing on the mountain?
Jiang: Oh, no! I should have thought of that! Poisonous shadows can kill people, dad ...
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