A humorous copy

1. My girlfriend told me to break up. She likes others. I screamed at the sky: Can you give me another chance? sequence

The next day, my girlfriend really came to me and told me that she liked another person again.

2. When you are in love, the whole person is like an hourglass, with a full heart and an empty head.

3. "It is ok to borrow money, but you should discuss it with your daughter-in-law." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so there is no discussion!"

I thought we agreed never to do this again. How dare you bite me? Dogs can't change and eat shit!

This joke is so funny that I have to watch a tragedy to calm my mood.

6.today's blind date. The other party is too demanding. When I get angry, I say, "Why don't you go to heaven?" She replied, "How did you know I was a stewardess? Rest today! "

7. Send a message to my husband: Do you know where the bank card is? I need it badly. Come back early! Husband replied: I know!

8. When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse.

Every time I find the key to success, someone secretly changes the lock.

Honey, I think cooking should have a clear division of labor. For example, you are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating.

Good looks can be eaten as food, so you should know why I am so fat.

12. I have a crush on a girl for a long time, but I don't know how to get her to notice me. I can only make money silently, and then I followed many people when she got married, and finally I succeeded in attracting her attention.

Thirteen. You are very abstract and sci-fi, which can be said to completely enhance human imagination.

Arguing with your girlfriend is like reading the license agreement before installing software. It doesn't matter whether you understand or not, as long as you finally choose "agree", you can move on.

15. "What's it like to be single for two years?" "I don't know which two years you are talking about?"

16. I dreamed of being beaten by a group of people last night and woke up. Then I went back to sleep and met that group of people and said to me, how dare you come back?

17. It's fate to meet thousands of miles, and it saves phone bills if you don't meet.

Eighteen. The first part: I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; Bottom line: I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

19. A man keeps his word. If I say no, I won't pay back!

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10. The war is fierce. The doctor is rescuing a general. The nurse next to him looks strange. Suddenly, she took out a knife and stabbed the doctor. Everyone present was stunned. The nurse said with tears, "I'm sorry, I'm undercover." I know you are very kind to me, but I can't let you save him and let him say another word. " The doctor covered his wound and said trembling, "then stab him!" "