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Which Xia Xia told a joke and made me laugh to death. ....
This is the most explicit adult joke I have ever seen. Maybe you've seen it, too One day Xiao Ming asked his mother, Mom, what is love? Xiaoming's mother didn't know how to explain it to him, so she let Xiaoming stamp her feet in the living room tonight and peek at his sister and her boyfriend before she knew what love was. The next day, her mother asked Xiao Ming what she saw, and Xiao Ming said, nothing. They sat on the sofa watching TV, and then the big brother kissed his sister. Maybe her sister just ate sugar, because big brother said her sister had a sweet mouth and kept kissing. Then her sister probably felt a little itchy. Because I saw my big brother grabbing my sister. After a while, my sister may be hot because her face is flushed and she seems to be sweating. Then my eldest brother took off his sister's clothes to reduce the fever. That big brother may be hot, too, because he took off his clothes, but it's strange that I don't feel hot when I wear so much ~ then a big eel ran out from under my big brother. When my sister saw it, she caught it at once. But I can't catch it ... maybe it bit my eldest brother because he seemed to let out a cry. When my sister saw that the eel bit her brother, she couldn't help biting the big eel with her mouth, but there was still no way to get it out. My brother may not be able to stand it. He pressed his sister on the sofa and put the big eel between her thighs, trying to kill it, but the big eel was too big and just caught it. This kind of coming and going makes my brother and sister sweat. Maybe that big eel bit my sister, too, because my sister was crying in pain. In order not to make my sister so miserable, my brother accelerated the speed. Finally, the big eel was caught like a loach, and then my brother pulled out its skin and rushed to the toilet. ....
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