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The man's words are absolutely unique, and the woman's answer is even more unique. 65438 +0 man: "May I ask you the way?" Woman: "Where?" Male: "To your heart" Female: "Sorry, the road is blocked." Male's words are absolutely, and female's answer is even more absolute. No.2 Male: "Your legs must be very tired!" Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because you've been running in my head all day." Woman: "I don't think it matters because your brain is too small." What the man said is absolutely wrong, and the woman's answer is even more wrong. Man No.3: (looking at the label of her shirt) Woman: "What are you doing?" Male: "I wonder if you were made in heaven" Female: "Were you made in hell?" Man 4: "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? " Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?" Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women." Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm a breeder, and it's hard to be looked at by others." Man: "Miss, can you lend me five dollars?" Woman: "What are you going to do?" Man: "I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today." Woman: "Sorry, I can't lend it to you." Man: "Why?" Woman: "because I'm going to call the hospital and say I was scared by a frog." The man's words are absolutely unique, and the woman's answer is even more unique. No.7 man: "It really rained today." Woman: "Yes." Man: "That's because God is drooling over you." Woman: "So that gust of wind just now was given to you by God?" Men's words are absolutely unique, and women's answers are even more unique. Man No.8: "Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" " Female: "Why not be the first ..." (pretending to be cute) Male: "With you ... I am the happiest person!" Woman: "I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world." (Daydreaming) Man: "Why?" Woman: "Because I want to get rid of your entanglement."

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