The most classic funny lines in Yue Guang's box.

1, do you discriminate against immortals or dare not love me? 2. Zhou Yu, played by Bo Huang, also has a jaw-dropping line. He said, "Every man has a bitch in his heart." Li Lizhi: I'm going to a place called America, nicknamed "The Green Hornet"! 4. Cao Cao: Give him (Zhao Zilong) three dozen milk powders. You know what brand this is. Liu Bei: Zilong, I already have a good idea. Make an alliance with Fanbang, cooperate in the form of sharing accounts, and attack Cao Cao from front to back. He is three and I am seven. 6, the chartered woman: I took your head off, no money to pay the rent, what soldiers to practice, what to fight. Liu Beida and Sun Quanmeng, if they don't pay the rent for two days, I will take back the land and build the CBD, understand? 7. Bodhi: I tell you, we used to be mountain thieves. What are we afraid of stealing? Only women dare not steal, because there is no way to give it back to others after stealing. (uniform: why? ) My heart is broken, how can I pay it back? Are you scared? 8. (colors: I used to be selfish about everything, I know it too well. I only have myself in my heart, and I think this will do. But in the end, I realized that being together is the most important thing. This is to cherish this moment. Seeing you again today, I won't give up. I'm terminally ill, and so are you. ) Ruhua: Come on, let's cross-infect classic quotations. 9. Carry Adou into Cao Ying and shout: Master! ! ! Cao Cao said, how do I know that this bucket is not a bug, but a urinal ... 10, Sun Li said, "I'll give myself to you like a suckling pig first, so you can enjoy it" 1 1,: This is what you see through. Next time I pretend to be a piece of shit, I'll see how you learn. Jason Wu: General, shit is not difficult to learn. Zheng Zhongji: Look how sharp the grass is on the ground. In case they hurt you, I will fight them desperately. Zheng Zhongji: I don't want to see you for a minute. 16, Zheng Zhongji: A home needs someone who loves you, otherwise it will be a prison. 17, Sun Li: When I am nervous. Sun Li: Don't just look at my appearance. In fact, I also appreciate it in my heart.