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"You smell like her perfume, but not as expensive as mine."
I brushed Weibo the other day and saw a very interesting news. A Japanese girl talked about "why use expensive cosmetics" and gave the following reasons:
When this statement came out, the girls praised it in succession:
On the day of TF's face, I felt that the blowing wind was praising myself;
After using expensive perfume, there is wind at the foot of walking;
Now I want to go out every day and feel like a social butterfly!
Perhaps for girls, the use of expensive cosmetics can really play a "makeover" effect. This is a down-to-earth sense of accomplishment, but unfortunately many boys don't understand it.
Think of a joke I once saw:
The girl lost her cosmetic bag at the party and couldn't help crying. A boy in the same trade couldn't stand it any longer. He simply threw out a hundred-dollar bill: Stop crying and buy more sets.
Probably in the eyes of boys, girls can buy a set of cosmetics for an average of 30 yuan?
But what they don't know is that those incredible 300 or even 3000 sets of cosmetics, even if they look exactly the same as 30 pieces, the girls know in their hearts that they are different.
Expensive cosmetics are the foundation of money and the reward of hard work. * * * will make them firm from the inside out and give birth to a powerful aura like a queen.
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Expensive cosmetics, you are precious.
I believe that every girl who has made the transition from 3,000 to 30,000 per month has experienced great changes in cosmetics from Maybelline to Fairy Water. But the difference is not just a few zeros.
My cousin is 30 years old, a real single aristocrat, rich and loving. Her delicate face, like a girl in her early twenties, was shattered by money like Coulee in Tiny Times.
But this woman, who is often praised by me as a reverse growth, is also a girl who used the "Kazilan Makeup Gift Package" in her early twenties.
The makeup carefully painted in the morning is completely mottled by noon;
After the eyeliner dried, it formed an embarrassing lump;
It should be used for three-dimensional highlights, so that thick pores can't be seen.
Cousin, surrounded by cheap cosmetics, feels cheap all over her body and has too few things in her hand. This feeling of self-distrust hit the most shameful part of her heart and became the source of her efforts.
So when she redoubled her efforts to double her salary, the first thing she did was to go to the counter and buy an expensive set of cosmetics, which cost her more than half a month's income.
As she said: I fought like a man in the workplace and was scarred all over. I have every reason to deserve expensive cosmetics.
Carina Lau was once asked about 800 million wealth in an interview, and she replied like this: I am more than 800 million, and my whole person is priceless.
What an expensive cosmetic brings to women has already gone beyond the meaning of the price itself. It is to make a woman live a precious and priceless life like Carina Lau, not to compromise a meaningless job, a person who doesn't love herself and a miserable life.
It clearly tells us that you are so precious that you deserve better.
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The expensive grade of cosmetics represents the degree of attention.
In the eyes of many people, girls only have the difference between wearing makeup and not wearing makeup. But in the eyes of girls, makeup is also divided into three or six grades.
The first kind:
The office is full of female colleagues: no makeup. Looking at talent makeup, female colleagues are not people.
The second type:
There are male colleagues in the office, married: no makeup. Married male colleagues are not human either.
The third kind:
There are unmarried men in the office, not their type: depending on the mood, wearing lipstick is very face-saving.
The fourth kind:
There are unmarried men in the office, which is their favorite type: super serious makeup.
The fifth type:
Every part of eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth is carefully drawn when the company negotiates or meets customers, showing full attention and sincerity.
The sixth kind:
It's even worse to see a best friend or boyfriend. Apply the mask three days in advance and get up two hours in advance to make up.
So when many boys complain that their girlfriends wear makeup for a long time, or their girlfriends cancel their appointments temporarily after wearing makeup, do you know how many times they are on the verge of life and death?
You trampled on not only her two hours, but also the RMB piled on her face, and her full heart and solemnity.
Cherish those girls who come to see you with exquisite makeup. Because I care and value, I am willing to use expensive cosmetics. Otherwise, she will be as oily as a courier.
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Expensive cosmetics bring confidence and confidence.
Just like the Japanese girl described earlier, she used expensive cosmetics to feel her aura is 2.8 meters, and she walks with wind. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Why can a cosmetic have such a magical effect? In fact, it is basically the role of psychological suggestion.
Using cheap cosmetics is like wearing patched clothes, and you will feel awkward and embarrassed. This sense of inferiority is getting darker and darker, and you will beat yourself before others do it.
Expensive cosmetics can give you such a psychological hint: I am beautiful and expensive now, and I am a supermodel with wings.
There is a law of attraction in secrets: everything that happens in life is attracted to you. If you change your mind, you change your destiny.
Expensive cosmetics make you feel confident and confident. Once timid and timid, it will become hard work, and the result is of course completely different.
I think this is the real reason why girls use expensive cosmetics. It gives them the courage to go forward and face difficulties, and enhances their motivation to pursue their dream life. * * * * and this strength is the result of our own efforts.
Therefore, girls, love yourself more, strive for what you want, and give yourself the best quality within your ability.
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