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Is there a one-sentence English joke? For example, sperm cries and says, "Oh, shit!" Such a short one?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory. ?

Always? Borrow? Money? From where? Answer? Pessimist. ? What? No? Looking forward to it? It? Come back. ?

Change? Is it? Inevitably,? Except? From where? Answer? Automatic sales? Machine. ?

What if? Me? Do you agree With what? What about you? We will. Both? Is it? Wrong. ?

With what? Enough? Thrust? Pigs? Fly? Just? All right. ?

Me? Used? Where to? Is it? Indecision. ? Now? I am? Isn't it? Of course. ?

Laugh at your question, and so do others. ?

You're never too old to learn something stupid. ?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.