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Wake up your boyfriend, naughty words, long-distance love

When calling a long-distance boyfriend, the naughty words are:

1, I say good morning to the world, but I just want to say I like it at the first time.

2. Brother Bao, don't sleep late. Your baby woke you up. If you don't get up, the sun will tan your ass.

Get up, big brother. If you don't get up, I'll keep asking you to stay awake.

It's sweet to think of you. I am your gift, your prey, a gift from heaven, and your attachment.

You are my good medicine for heart disease. When I dream of you, I will laugh.

6, fresh air, happy breathing, through the air into your soul; Breathe the sunshine, embrace happiness, make a cup of sweet coffee, and accept the message of blessing. I wish you good morning, very warm! Good morning!

7. Gunara, the god of darkness, Balala energy, get up together.

8. Get up, baby, you will be late for work. I gave you a good takeaway. Go and open the door to collect takeout.

9. The mobile phone is ringing, the birds are crowing, and you still don't get up, lazy boy.

10, I'll wake you up quickly, or I'll be late and criticized again today. If you are criticized, don't blame me for not calling you.