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Sadly, if you are the right person, I am willing to wait for you.

Although I sleep in a bed every day, I always feel that he is far away from me. I especially want to tell him that I really miss you and want to hug you.

Give him a hug and tell him it's warm. I hope this is the case every day.

Some stories have the same ending from the beginning. Many things have no reason, just like the sky is blue, just like I stumbled in love with you and felt crazy, but I couldn't help it.

It takes a serious illness to get through the second pulse of Ren Du and continue to live a transparent life than anyone else.

Like a heavy rain, others are waiting for an umbrella and I am waiting for the rain to stop. I've been brushing, waiting for my uncle to update, just thinking about what happened tonight.

Rainy days, a cup of tea, a book, chatting with strangers; Learn a dance, start painting, start yoga, and then go hiking, and the past will gradually fade away.

It is not enough for a person to have only this life, but also a poetic world.

After reading so much inspiration and drinking so much chicken soup, I'm still so stupid.

If you are the right person, I am willing to wait for you, no matter how late, life is so short, always leave a real obsession for yourself, and don't want to settle for a lifetime.

No matter past, present or future, I fully accept your happiness, pain, everything and everything. Here, you just have to be the truest and most comfortable yourself, and leave the rest to me.

Want me to chase you? Stop joking. You turned me down. I'm a little sad. Are you stupid? How can you call me stupid? I don't understand, he looks so complicated!

If you come any closer, I'll call the police. All right, hold on tight.

We always think that life is too bad, just as others don't allow us to blame. Every unique cloud needs to find the sky to exist.

Unequal polymorphism is the source of happiness. We can decide how to love and live, which is enough.

Because I like it, even if I quarrel, I always review myself first and then apologize to you, just because you are my choice and the person I love.

I have been expecting: can you also review yourself and apologize to me first? I just want to make sure that I am the one who is loved.

Said tired, also too lazy to repeat life with new people, and then perfunctory. You come, I welcome you, and I will send you to where I come from.

There is always one person, and the appearance of ta makes you feel that all the hardships before are worth it. Ta comes to your side, knows your warmth and sadness, and gives you a practical hug when you are sad, so as not to let you suffer a little injustice.

I feel the warmest words between lovers: I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.

The most worthwhile sentence: this lead is a lifetime.

Too many things have no reason, just like knowing that smoking is harmful to health, but still can't help smoking.

It is very hot to make cigarettes burn longer.

One day, all I got was my own efforts. Live smartly and beautifully

In short, the years are long, but it is worth waiting for.

He never said I love you, but you said I love you. Is this self-deception in secret love? Chatting with my family at night, I talked about one thing. If you fall in love with someone you can't love, you will never have a result. It must be a painful and helpless thing. It's like saying that I just can't help liking your heart, and it's all black and blue.

When you are born as an iceberg, you should love the current and wind lightly, and when you accidentally touch another iceberg, you should love it wholeheartedly.

Later, I found that love can't be harvested as long as you work hard. So, if you are no longer happy for me, will you let go?

Perhaps losing is more reassuring than having, because we are no longer afraid of losing.

Yes, it's spiritual communication. Yes, it's a soul hint. Yes, it is the nourishment of love! The sky is far away! Only soul mates! Do it! The company of the heart is happier than the company of people!

Sadness in a bad mood: You never know the person who suddenly loses his temper with you.

1, it's a lie to meet someone who doubts you, no matter how sincere you are. No matter how simple people are, when they meet complicated people, they are all calculating. No matter how naive, it is a joke to meet a real person. No matter how professional a person is, it is a blank when he meets someone who doesn't understand. So, don't care too much about what others say about you. All you need is to do your best. I am me! Unique!

2, the seas run dry and the rocks rot too little, and the land is long and the days are short. In our time, love is right, love is wrong, which youth is not absurd and which love is not hurt. Fortunately, there was later; Fortunately, I will grow up and let go.

Don't be ambiguous when you have love. In the face of precious love, we need to be faithful. Withstand temptation and loneliness. Only in this way can we give each other the greatest sense of security and the road to love will be smooth.

4. One day, you will say something that makes you sad with a smile. Xia se7en

5. Being with a person, if the energy he gives you is to get up happily every day, sleep peacefully every day, be motivated to do everything and look forward to the future, then you don't love the wrong person. The most meaningful feelings never torture each other in the name of love, but accompany each other and become each other's sunshine.

I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake. If you cry, you will be filled with joy; Laugh and do whatever you want; Play and open your mind; Love is incisive; Life, why ground. Life, why be timid. Tired, listening to music; Sadness, Kan Kan's mood; Failure, start all over again; All your life, you need to be casual.

7. Not all "I love you" can be together in the end. Some people, obviously the favorite, have to be strangers. Since some true love has to let go, there is a deep love called "Do Not Disturb". There is someone who makes my eyes red, but still forgives and loves you with a smile. It really doesn't matter to you. ..

8. One day you will understand that people can't be too kind, because people only pick soft persimmons. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you. Sometimes you have to have a little temper, and you can't be too gentle and patient with some people. Because being too kind will make us lose our value and dignity, and being too kind is also a kind of stupidity.

9. No one is a fool. It's just that sometimes, we choose to feel that little thing called happiness foolishly. Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people are really good to you all their lives. How many people wake up when everything will be lost and love generously, not spending too much. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

10. It is better for a man to say "I love you" than "I support you". This sounds a bit vulgar, but a man's responsibility to a woman is first reflected in his material contribution. Even if the sweet words are beautiful, love will eventually be implemented in dressing and eating. Where a man puts his money, his heart is there.

1 1, I'd rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake. If you cry, you will be filled with joy; Laugh and do whatever you want; Play and open your mind; Love is incisive; Life, why ground. Life, why be timid. Tired, listening to music; Sadness, Kan Kan's mood; Failure, start all over again; All your life, you need to be casual.

12, a person is a passer-by, no matter how good, I don't want to go with you. No matter how many shortcomings a person has, he may tolerate you everywhere and accompany you to the end, and that is the end. Because companionship and understanding are more important than love. There will be a lot of love in your life, and there will always be only one person to accompany you to the end. Find someone who is willing to put up with you and walk to the end together. Love is mutual patience, mutual sincerity, and a lifetime.

13, people's feelings are like teeth. If you drop it, it's gone. If you reinstall it, it's fake. Be patient with someone for a long time, lose your temper once, and break up together is a big deal. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1300 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions right. If you are full of resentment, don't

14, if you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, and don't share all your secrets with him. If you invest too much, you will gradually forget yourself. People who have no self have no place in love. The only ending is that the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you run, which will only crush your dreams and make the promises that you once made drift with the wind like flying flowers. turn

15, everyone has endless stories. Only those who tell themselves in the middle of the night can be allowed. When the night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing. In countless sleepless nights, I believe that many people will habitually close their eyes and miss a person, a face and a name quietly, which will become your heart. I am sad alone at night. I don't want to get used to it, but I can't change it.

I am waiting for your sorrow in the afterlife.

My former closest friend, long time no see. Now, you are no longer my friend at your fingertips. But I still believe that at that time, we were all a bright light in each other's lives. If one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again. .

Sometimes I suddenly feel lonely. No one understands you, no one is with you. Occasionally, I will be crazy and make trouble by myself, as if I were out of place in this world. Everyone around us has his own life, and he can never get back to the warmth that he once could not live without. At this time, tears will gather in the eyes and break into rows at the moment of turning around. He's gone, she's gone, they're all gone, you still have yourself, and you're not alone.

1, relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only yourself is the most reliable. If you don't give up in this second, there will be hope in the next. 3. Don't try to compare with others, but try to surpass yourself. Cry when you want to cry. Smile happily's own growing character. 4, people are forced out, believe in yourself, the times make heroes, the poor think about change, and people have motivation only if they have pressure.

Women chase men, and women always want to do it quickly. Men chase women, and women always hope that the longer the better. Men don't chase for a long time, and women regard this as a sign of deep love. In the world of love, men are greedy and women are greedy. Men always want to have more, and women always want to have more. This is a different annotation of the deepest "love" between men and women.

Everything is faint, and the days have passed like clouds. That love, that lingering, that confusion, everything, everything is just the mark of time. You missed my life. I gradually forgot your time. When the wind gently brushed my ear, I heard its heartbreaking sound. Yes, not you, just the wind. ...

There is no absolute happiness in the world just like there is no absolute love. Happy people and unfortunate people are changing places at any time. In love, holding hands is to change the protagonist at any time, come and go, leave, this is love, don't lose the courage to love again because of one failure, no one is a passer-by, just can't stay too long. The end of a relationship also means that a new love is about to begin.

Some people sometimes ignore you. I wish I could fast-forward the time and see if it's worth it in the end. Sometimes, I wish I could fast-forward time so that I can see whether the final result is worth it.

Sad to say: Later, all the people I loved were like you, but none of them were you.

1. That year, Na Yue, that time has passed quietly. That love, that love, that acacia, has been tactfully for thousands of years.

2. Later, I will visit his space occasionally to see if he is doing well.

Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain.

I never get emotional at will, because I know no one will coax me.

If one day you and I pass by and I don't look back at you, don't be surprised that I am crying.

I want to go back to school to see if your name is still on the rusty desk.

7. Later, all the people I loved were like you, but none of them were you.

8. I feel so stupid. I obviously care about him. Why do I pretend I don't care?

9. You are my freeze frame, and I am your passer-by.

10. There are too many things we can't do in this world, the past we can't go back to, the unpredictable future, and those people we will never see again.

1 1. You know I'm not good at words and I don't know how to stay. Why did you leave?

12. Why do you pretend to be strong when you are so fragile?

13. Watch the TV you watched, listen to the songs you heard, take the road we walked and remember your memories.

14. It's true to pity yourself for being mediocre but lie to yourself for being mediocre.

15. The most terrible thing is that I don't like you when you like me, I like you when you love me, and I love you when you don't love me.

16. This city is so empty, this memory is so strong, and this street is full of traffic. Who can I hug?

17. Believe it or not, there will always be someone who silently reads your every mood, but never leaves any comments.

18. I used to be crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent and loved. Finally, I live alone.

19. I have forgotten your input method for so long.

20. Sometimes I really want to slap myself and ask myself what I am still insisting on.

2 1. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

22. I'm afraid that if I care too much, you will be afraid of shrinking, bored, disgusted, unreasonable and leave.

23. You walked into me inadvertently and ruined me quietly.

The saddest thing is that you are not even qualified to be jealous.

25. You will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to strangeness, from meeting and hating each other late to not seeing each other.

26. A man's attitude in a quarrel can tell a lot.

27. Without you, my smile has a shadow.

28. I thought I could impress a person as long as I liked it seriously, but I forgot that it was just my idea.

29. Later, my words became less and my jokes became higher. Obviously, the same thing is just my mouth. I am not indifferent, but I am no longer enthusiastic about you.

You said there was a lonely sea in my eyes, but when you left, it was just a haze.

3 1. Do you sometimes choose to leave first because you feel redundant?

Sadness about love: I missed the person waiting for me in order to wait for you.

1. Some people and things have long been in blowing in the wind, but some memories will never die. Please give me the first button of the shirt, because it is as redundant as me. 3. I am more and more afraid to look for you, because your indifference is beginning to make me feel so cheap to take the initiative. 4. Don't hide your sadness in your heart. Drinking to get rid of it will only make you more worried. In those years, I ran the biggest waves, drank the strongest wine, and let go of people I shouldn't have let go of for years in the coldest wind. 6. Can you lie to me and say that you miss me? 7. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving. 8. He is not very busy, but you are not important enough. 9. I missed the person waiting for me, in order to wait for you. 10. The most painful thing in the world is that when you care about this person, this person has left you. When you find that you are about to forget, he appears in your life again, but this life has nothing to do with him. 1 1. In this way, we always inadvertently think of our past. 12. Maybe he beat you up and gave you a candy, but you always remember the sweetness of that candy but forget the pain of being beaten. 13. There are so many people who care about each other in the world. You are just a man who is used to pushing his luck. If you think too much about other people's feelings, you are bound to feel bad. So, the rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself and live for yourself. 14. It's a pity that I can't sing that tune while listening to my favorite song. You like a person, but not his type. The most regrettable thing is that you can sing that song but can't remember the lyrics. If you like it, he likes you but you can't be together. In this way, everything feels meaningless. 15. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. 16. I was thinking about what I am to you, and then I realized that I am nothing to you. The so-called like a person, if not all, is zero. 17. Later, I forgot one thing. I forgot when the canned seafood expired, which TV program I liked, how many pages I wrote in my diary, and how you appeared in my life. I can forget the difference between forgetting and forgetting, or I can remember it again. What I forgot will never come back. 18. I'm just an actor, always crying in other people's stories. 19. A few years ago, I believed that my best friend could last a lifetime. But then I found that there was a deep gap between you and them, not because of quarrels, not because of misunderstandings, but because I didn't study in the same place, lived a different life and met different new friends. It was not until one day that you met that you found that you had finished two or three sentences that you wanted to say for such a long time. 20. You look like a loser. You can't let go, and you can't forget the past. 2 1. Know that smoking and drinking in the middle of the night will hurt your health, know that crying in the middle of the night will not be taken care of, know that it is easy to hold on to someone, and know that it doesn't matter if you love someone who doesn't love you. Who will pity you and deserve it? I have done so much for you, but I don't deserve your indifference. 23. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place? 24. The tenth time the cat died, the fish forgot in the eighth second, and the first disappointment was that I didn't love you. 25. People with a good memory can't be happy. 26. I am really afraid that there are more and more people living in your heart, and my position is getting smaller and smaller. 27. Later, I learned to talk less and stop bothering.