Humor of being photographed at traffic lights.

The traffic jam at the traffic lights was photographed humorously (I) 1. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

2. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar, and I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

I woke up in the same place because there was no road to doubt.

Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

5.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

6. I brought two boxes of high-end moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

7. I'm bored to death, and my temper is going to die. There is a traffic jam on holidays, and I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now that I've just come up, it's depressing to live in this dump.

8. 10. Get up early and be agitated; Traffic jams are annoying.

9. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

10. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's stuck at the toll gate again.

1 1. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

12.29. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

13. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

14. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Very handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

15. The traffic jam makes me upset. In fact, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

16. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

17. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

18. I can think of the most romantic thing in Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

19. You can't go anywhere during the evening rush hour. The viaduct was blocked and the overpass stopped below. ?

20.46. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

Humor about traffic lights being photographed (2)1 Traffic jams are endless every day, from spring to autumn, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.

22. I am very dissatisfied with traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

23. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

24. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

25. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

26. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

27. Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

28. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.

29. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

30. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood. ?

3 1. Some people showed their magic in the traffic jam on the high-speed during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

32. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

33. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

34.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and the car behind failed to enter the scene, resulting in a traffic jam for more than an hour.

35. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

36. Who remembers the seven days of National Day, and the traffic jam was also happy.

37. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

39. On the highway, traffic jams last for more than ten hours.

40. Traffic jam, also called calories.

Humor of a truck stuck in a traffic jam

Humorous mood of truck traffic jam: the first 1 article 1. Let's watch the sunset together. If the traffic jam lasts longer, we can watch the sunrise together.

2. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

3. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

It's really bad to be far from home. A holiday lasts seven days, just two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? As a result, I laughed at my lover. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

6. Traffic jam, also called calories.

7. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.

8. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.

9. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

10. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

1 1. "The bridge is blocked every day. I drove to work without traffic jam and got on the bridge smoothly. It really won the lottery!

12. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

13. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

15. 13. A main road in Hangzhou, I like the feeling of trees! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

Humorous truck trapped in traffic jam Part II 16. I thought it was an auto show, but I didn't expect it to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

17. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

18. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to the high-speed train at the moment, feeling that nothing was found.

19. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

20. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

2 1. I hope all the tourists are stuck in traffic today, so you can't accompany me.

22. People always say that they will wait for her/him in fate. I waited for 20 years, but I didn't say anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in a traffic jam? Say something.

23. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

24. Say humorously 1-

25. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

26. 10. The irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

27. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

28. Is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

29.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

30. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.

Humor about traffic jams

Humor about traffic jam: the first 1 article 1. It's just annoying and irritable. As long as there is traffic police, there is really a traffic jam on this road!

2. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

3. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

4. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

5.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

6. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

7. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

8.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

9. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector for issuing and collecting cards at high speed.

10. It rained all night and there was always a traffic jam during the Chinese New Year.

1 1. People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

12. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

13. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

14. Going home for the New Year, I am also happy in traffic jams. Of course, don't stay in the traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

15. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

16.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

17. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

18. Is it blocked today?

19. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

20.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

Humor about traffic jams Part 2: 2 1. After work at 10: 30, I felt the atmosphere of traffic jam on National Day.

I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

23. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

24. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Stay still for an hour.

25. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

26. Humorous talk 1-

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

29. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

30. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

3 1. I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

32. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

33. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

34. Traffic jam is a killing pig knife.

35. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

36. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

37. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

38. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

39. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day.

Humor describing traffic jams

Describe the humor of traffic jams. Tell me the first one: 1. Just go, if you don't get stuck, I'll lose!

2. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

I feel for so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

The traffic jam made me doubt my life … the taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after the New Year.

6. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

7. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

8. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

9.3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

1 1. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

12. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

15. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

16. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

17. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

18. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

19. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I call who will hit the glory of the king, and my wife is waiting. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

20. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

Humor about describing traffic jams Part II: 2 1. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

22. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

23. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it on. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

24. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

25. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

26. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

27. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

28.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

29. An hour's journey, an hour's walk.

30. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to spend my holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

3 1. Another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time and environment to talk about love.

32. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

33. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

34. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

35. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

36. Traffic jams can see the scenery on the road every day, and sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

37. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

38.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

Humor about heavy rain and traffic jams

Humor about heavy rain traffic jam-1 I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in traffic jam after waking up.

2. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

3.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

4. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

5. Traffic jam on the expressway. If you are hungry, you can have it delivered to your door.

6. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in traffic jams on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

7.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

8. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

9. The traffic jam on the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

10. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

1 1. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic, including fishing, walking the dog and coming out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

12. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was endless. ?

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14.38. Chinese traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and later the car missed the needle, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

15. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.

17. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

18. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

19. Humorous talk about Christmas Eve 1-

20. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

Humor about rainstorm and traffic jam Part II 2 1. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

22. It's amazing! Traffic jam on the road, nowhere to go forward, nowhere to go back, traffic jam and fog, mmp

23. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

24. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

25. If you drive or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

26. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

29. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

30.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days. I have a backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

3 1. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

32. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

33. Expressway, please charge!

34. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

I feel that for so long, all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

36. Ride my beloved scooter, it will never get stuck in traffic.

37. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

38. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

39. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

40. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.