Surgical medical jokes

The gentleman's foreskin is too long to go to the hospital for surgery. Before the operation, the nurse should shave off the key part of Mao Mao.

The nurse was born with a beautiful face and a good figure. A certain gentleman is a little out of control and has a reaction.

The nurse began to shave. When she saw a gentleman DD grow up, the nurse thought: You can't be a boy, Doby! So I scraped slowly and deliberately, feeling the scraping of the rope.

As a result, a gentleman couldn't bear it and shot wildly. . . . . . . . . .

The female nurse couldn't dodge and was recruited. . .

The female nurse almost fainted and said, boy, you are going to suffer now! ! . . .

The operation was a success! ! The incision has been stitched up, and the doctor said that you can leave the hospital in a week and have a quiet rest.

The next day, the female nurse came to the ward alone, and she was very embarrassed to see anyone. Today, the female nurse looked around enchanting.

The man suddenly pulled open his coat and said, do you think the color and style of my bra look good?

As he spoke, he heard three "ping", "ping" and "ping" under the quilt. Men can't resist the physiological reaction of this play.

It should have happened, and as a result, the newly stitched wound line was torn open. . . . . I feel dizzy. . Sew again!

The next day, the female nurse went to the ward again, closed the door and pulled up her skirt and said, look at the lace of my underwear.

And ... . . . A gentleman screamed again. . . . .

So-so. . . .

A month later, a certain gentleman still failed to leave the hospital. The attending doctor took the key of a certain gentleman and said with tears: first.

Health, I really don't have an underground needle

As we all know, Japanese people are used to bathing with men and women, but China people can't.

It is said that during the * * War, Japanese devils came to China, and a senior Japanese officer took his wife with him.

If a Japanese woman wants to take a bath, let a traitor rub her back. Although the traitor was full of reluctance, he had to quit because of the arrogance of Japanese officers, so he entered the bath with this Japanese bitch, and the whole bath was just the two of them.

The Japanese officer is in the other room. After a while, he felt uneasy and rushed into the bathtub. When I saw it, the traitor was rubbing his back hard for the Japanese bitch. The Japanese bitch turned her back on the traitor naked, and the traitor rubbed her back with both hands. Looking down, what the Japanese saw was that the traitor's penis was propped up! So the devil flew into a rage and brushed a saber at the traitor's message: "Baga! What do you do? ! "The traitor's brain exploded, but his reaction was quick. He immediately picked up a towel and put it on it. "Report Taijun, the towel is hung!" When the devil saw it, he felt reasonable and nodded. "Youxi Youxi" left with satisfaction. After a while, the Japanese devils rushed in again. This time, I saw the traitors get into the Japanese women from behind, again and again. The Japanese devil was furious and pulled out his saber: "Baga! What is this place to work? " The traitor who was working hard didn't stop, panting and loudly replied: "Report Taijun, it's over outside; Inside, hey! "

A woman divorced within two years 1 1 times. It's cruel

Asked why, he shook his head and replied bitterly: "A husband of Zhongyuan Petroleum is too deep to hold water;"

When the second-in-charge fire brigade pulls it out, it is too hard and uncomfortable to use Bo Yi.

The three husbands of the construction bureau took off and wore, wore and took off, and dismantled and dismantled;

Four husbands have to make fish ponds twice in a row, and it doesn't hurt.

These five husbands are all experts in the Public Security Bureau. They like to work tied up and don't move. It's miserable.

All six husbands are in the organization department. All talk and no action will only fool people, but will not do practical things.

The seventh husband is an antique dealer, who takes it lightly all day, which is worse than the real thing.

The eighth husband is a surgeon and won't stop until he sees blood;

The ninth husband is from the Science and Technology Bureau, clamoring for innovation all day;

The tenth husband is from the tax bureau. He only knows how to sleep, sleep and sleep all day.

I went to the computer city and wanted to buy a 4G card. The boss handed me one, and the PSP on * * is being tested.

At this moment, a MM came in, wearing a red cap, two big silver earrings and thick smoky makeup. She's sexy.

The counter stood by and said, Boss, do you have a full yellow CD?

The boss looked at her stupidly for 8 seconds and replied hesitantly: Yes.

Girl: Then show me.

The boss hesitated, but took out a black plastic bag from under the counter and handed it to the girl.

The girl probably thought it was too much trouble to rummage in the bag, so she grabbed one and rummaged one by one.

I also glanced at it by the way, all naked H comics ...-_-! ! !

The girl said: I want all yellow!

The boss said: this is all yellow!

Girl: I mean, there are many people in all countries who can play.

Boss: The real goods from Europe and America are below. Find it yourself.

The girl paused and suddenly ran away in embarrassment ... without looking back. ...

It took me a long time to realize ... that girl bought king of fighters.

One day, the kindergarten teacher taught the children to read ABC. A child never thought about it. The teacher asked him why. The child said, mom said B is used to swear, and you can't be angry with the teacher. Your mother's b is used by abusive teachers and foreigners ~ ~ ~

In Chinese class, the female teacher asked how to read soft pinyin.

The boys shouted at the end of the day-soft.

Teacher: Your boys' pronunciation is not standard. Ask the girls to supplement their answers.

Girls should answer in unison: I will be finished in one day-soft.

The monitor corrected: It's Friday night-soft.

The teacher can't stand it: it's all wrong. It should be Friday night.-Soft.

Wish the landlord a smile.