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English article translation
Sam likes to read comic books. He buys them whenever he has spare money. Sometimes she goes to the bookstore to read on the way to school. He can always think of reasons for being late.
One morning, he had breakfast and went to school. When he passed by the bookstore, he looked at his watch.
"There are still 45 minutes," he thought, "let me go and see what new comic books have been brought in first."
He went in and found a very interesting comic book and started reading it. . He finished reading in 45 minutes but found that he was late, so he ran to school.
The teacher asked: "Why is Sam late again?"
"I injured two fingers when setting nails"
"That's really unfortunate. Let me see your hands."
"Oh, it's not my hands. I asked my sister to hold the nails while I hammered them."
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