A complete sketch line for fools to go to school

Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, full understanding and expression of each character's personality and language characteristics, and the most representative is comedy sketches. The following are the lines about the school sketch for fools. Welcome to read!

The phone is ringing!

Student A: Class, class.

Student B: Hey, class is on, class is on, hurry up.

Student A: Hello, monitor.

Student B: Hello, hey, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman.

Student A: No matter whether he is a man or a woman, he will drive her away when he comes.

Student B: Mm-hmm.

Student C: Hey, hello, you two.

Student A Student B: Good morning!

Student C: You are here so early. Hey, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class?

Student A Student B: I know, I know, I have known for a long time.

Student C: Well, it's a woman.

Student A Student B: I know, I know.

Student C: Well, why don't we teach her a lesson later? Give her a nickname.

Student A: Well, that's good. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

Student C: Eh, it's called morning glory.

Student A: Morning glory, too vulgar, too vulgar.

Student B: How about this? Let's call her old hen.

Student A: Ah, old hen.

Student B: Mm-hmm.

Student A: Bird flu is very serious now. Also, dare to call an old hen.

Student C: That's right.

Student B: That's called, er, just call her an old maid.

Student A Student C: OK, OK ~ ~ ~

Student A: This is good, this is good, this is good.

Student B: That's a good idea. Will you cheer later? (pointing to student c)

Student C: I can't.

Student B: Then you call (pointing to student A)

Student A: Me neither.

Student B: Then if you don't scream, neither will she. Who knows.

Student C: Er, yes, the fool will come in a minute. Let him call.

Student B: Well, good idea, good idea.

Student A: That's a good idea.

Student B: Fool, class, class, class.

Stupid student: Here we go. (dancing lap dance) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a handsome guy.

Student A: Yes, yes, silly.

Stupid student: Yes.

Student A: There is a new head teacher in our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. She will come later. You can scream.

Idiot student: I won't fight.

Student A: Why?

Idiot student: You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut up.

Student A: No, I won't lie to you this time.

Student B Student C: Yes.

Student A: Let's scream together.

Student B Student C: Mm-hmm.

Stupid student: Don't lie to me this time?

Student A, Student B and Student C: Well, yes, I won't lie to you this time. Call together.

Idiot student: OK, let's shout together.

Teacher: Hello, I'm the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring and I will pay my dues.

Love, to influence them. Hello, classmates!

Student a, student b, student c, fool student: old.

Fool student: virgins are good.

Teacher: Who called the teacher an old maid? Please step forward. (student a, student b and student c stand back together) ~ ~ Please stand, young students.

Get up.

Stupid student: Yes.

Teacher: Little classmate, you stand firm.

Fool student: Teacher: The ground is uneven.

Teacher: Little classmate, you know what an old maid is.

Idiot student: My dad says that people who haven't been treated are called spinsters.

Teacher: I am confident and patient. Students, please go to the office with the teacher.

Idiot student: What for?

Teacher: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Idiot student: Really?

Teacher: Really, come on.

Idiot student: Yes, let's eat chocolate.

Student B: Well, it's called an old maid. Does she still eat chocolate?

Student C: That's right. I know where we were called, too.

Student A: That's right.

Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, Dove chocolate and Di Chin chocolate. Eat and eat. You are full. (Come out) I never punish students. Son, you can come out now.

Stupid student: Here we go (dancing).

Student B: Hey, what's wrong with you? Fool.

Student C: Fool, are you all right?

Fool student: The teacher hits people.

Student A, Student B and Student C: Let's see, let's see.

Student A: Well, you are badly hurt.

Student B: Not bad, huh?

Teacher: Sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you the first lesson and teach you to read a Chinese character. Please read with me and see clearly.

Chu. Student B teacher I ~ ~

Student A, Student B, Student C: Student B, Teacher I

Stupid student: Mr. Pi

Teacher: student b, teacher I

Student A, Student B, Student C: Student B, Teacher I

Stupid student: Mr. Pi

Teacher: Little classmate, please stand up. The teacher thinks your pronunciation is not standard, so I'll teach you alone. Listen carefully, student B and teacher I.

Stupid student: Mr. Pi

Teacher: The quilt.

Idiot student: Matches are matches.

Teacher: Little classmate, the teacher thinks your pronunciation is not standard. Maybe there is something wrong with your skull. Teacher, enlighten you. Do you have a bed at home?

Idiot student: Yes.

Teacher: What's on that bed?

Idiot student: sheets.

Teacher: What's on that paper?

Stupid student: My mother.

Teacher: What's on your mother?

Stupid student: My dad.

Teacher: What's on your father?

Idiot student: No more.

Teacher: What about your quilt?

Stupid student: They kicked him under the bed. (The teacher hits the fool student, and the fool student comes back to dance the thigh.)

Teacher: What kind of student is this? I am so angry. Come here, sit down.

Idiot student: OK.

Teacher: Next, the teacher will give you the second lesson. Come on, little students, please stand up.

Idiot student: Why me again?

Teacher: The teacher asked you an arithmetic problem. How much is one plus one?

Idiot student: One plus one equals two. Smart?

Teacher: What are you smart about? What's three plus three?

Idiot student: (counting fingers) Three plus three equals six.

Teacher: Well, that's a good answer, boy. But you are too old to break your fingers. Do mental arithmetic, you know? Come on, put your hands up.

It's in your pants pocket. I'm in. The teacher asks you another question. How much is five plus five?

Fool student: it is equal to eleven.

Teacher: Which one will be equal to eleven? You take him out to do some calculations. Break your fingers.

Idiot student: Why is it equal to ten again?

Teacher: Ten is right.

Idiot student: Teacher, right? I take it as ten, and put it as eleven.

Teacher: Look, that sister is laughing at you.

Idiot student: Sister, you always laugh. What are you laughing at? You can't count eleven in your life?

Teacher: (slaps him) Don't be angry with that sister, she is a silly uncle. Come here, sit down.

Idiot student: OK. (dancing thighs)

Teacher: Next, the teacher will give you the third class and connect with you online. Please raise your hand if anyone can answer. Please listen carefully. The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and North Tongzhou can be north and south. Who can answer this question? Okay, you're the only female classmate?

Student A: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop are things.

Teacher: Well, that's a good answer. Who else can raise their hands and answer? Little classmate, raise your hand and you can answer. Come on, please stand up and answer.

Idiot student: What's the answer?

Teacher: Answer couplets.

Idiot student: What couplets?

Teacher: The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou can be north and south.

Fool students: male students and female students, male students and female students have boys and girls.

Teacher: It rhymes. That's a good answer Please, can the teacher ask you one more question? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and they are rosy and fragrant.

Idiot student: Fart doesn't stink, fart doesn't ring, serial fart stinks, ring.

Teacher: Monitor, don't fart.

Fool student: Good man, thank you.

Teacher: Oh, I can't believe this is not difficult for you. Can the teacher ask you one more question? Eat small fish, big fish, scare rice, scare rice to eat, get to the bottom of it.

Fool student: Hehe! Your husband presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the ground shakes. (The teacher hit the fool student) I got all the answers right, but you still hit me?

Teacher: What kind of students? I am so angry. Come here, sit down.

Idiot student: OK (thigh dance)

Teacher: Monitor, look, the celebration is coming. What programs have our class prepared?

Student B: What we prepared for the teacher was reciting.

Teacher: recite one first.

Student B: OK, first of all, we recited Xiao Chun for the teacher. In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Student A: Birds are singing everywhere around me.

Student C: But now I remember that night, that storm.

Fool student: A girl has become a sister-in-law.

Teacher: (beating a stupid student) changed. Will you change?

Idiot student: Why did you hit me?

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Idiot student: The monitor taught me. You hammer, my god, you lied to me again.

Teacher: Come and sit down.

Stupid student: (dancing) OK.

Teacher: monitor, this doesn't work well. Change it?

Student B: OK, boil the beans and burn the beans.

Student A: The beans are crying in the pot.

Student C: This is the same student.

Fool student: Brother-in-law is hitting on an aunt.

Teacher: Bubble bubble (beating stupid students).

Idiot student: Why do you always hit me?

Teacher: You made a mistake as soon as I arrived? Come here, sit down.

Idiot student: OK (thigh dance)

Teacher: monitor, this doesn't work well. Change it?

Student B: And chorus.

Teacher: OK, let's all sing a song.

Student B: Everybody stand up, get up early in the morning and get ready to sing.

Student A, student B, student C, stupid student: Get up early in the morning, the air is good.

Idiot student: I saw the teacher taking a bath. Two boobs, bouncing and floating in the wind!

Teacher: Piao Piao, look, you are still floating.

Idiot student: Why don't you sing?

Teacher: (Beating a stupid student) Why do you always find fault with the teacher?

Student A, Student B and Student C: Teacher, stop fighting. The headmaster is here.

Teacher: Here comes the headmaster.

Student A, student B and student C: Run, fool. (End)