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Why didn't Turkey rise?

There is a saying widely circulated in the circle of friends of the international community: huskies in dogs, Turks in China. In today's world, Turkey is like an online celebrity, and its actions are forced to take rhythm, which makes people in many countries stay away from it.

After Kemal, Turkey, the old empire of West Asia, seems to shine? Youth? . The party and government organs in this country, even ordinary people, are often confused, confused and silly, and even make people feel that Turkey has a split personality, has no clear direction in doing things, and often makes international jokes.

Turkey used to be very powerful, occupying the intersection of Asia, Europe and Africa, with developed transportation and compulsory protection fees, and prospered for a while. When Turkey was bullish, the Crescent Knight even besieged Vienna. However, with the opening of the Atlantic route, Turkey's geographical advantage is gone. What about Europe? Oriental problem? In China, Turkey has completely become? Sick man of West Asia? It was slaughtered by European countries in turn, and finally completely collapsed in World War I, leaving only the present territory.

(At one time, Turkey was almost destroyed. )

Schizophrenia in Turkey may have developed at this time. Its land area is 780,000 square kilometers, of which 65,438+00% is located in Europe and 90% in Asia. But Turkey insists that it is a European country and is single-minded? Leave Asia for Europe? . Perhaps in Turkey's view, Europe is a rich relative, and playing with them has a future.

How can I join the European circle of friends? Just after World War II, is the United States still preparing for war? NATO? There are many European countries in it. When Turkey saw it, it immediately said that it wanted it? Join group chat? . However, Turkey's duplicity left a deep impression on Europeans, and it is also an Islamic country. Although the United States believes that Turkey has an innate geographical advantage and a very important strategic position, defending the Turkish Strait is to seize the passage of Middle East oil into Europe. But other European countries feel that this matter is not reliable and needs to be studied.

(Turkey wishes to join NATO)

Turkey is also popular. I understand that if you want to join, you have to accept a warlord! No, there is a ready-made opportunity. When the Korean War broke out, Turkey proudly expressed its support for the United States. Support? United nations army? Just cause, send troops! In Turkey's view, the sick man of East Asia? Turkey's combat effectiveness is no less than that of Turkey, which sent troops to brush its presence. Therefore, after a simple pre-war mobilization, 5000 people from Turkey's first brigade were sent to the Korean battlefield.

The Turkish brigade is really good at playing. Do they have anything special? Turkish machete? Their flowing beards set off the rugged faces unique to nomadic people, and their eyes were full of vitality. They are full of confidence and ready to make contributions in the battle.

Soon the opportunity came, and the Turkish tour, eager to make contributions, found a group of thousands of people during the trip? China's army? The whole army immediately began to fight in formation. The battle was fierce and ended in hand-to-hand combat. The Turks also hacked to death hundreds of people with the famous Turkish machete? Volunteer? Many casualties? China? , captured more than 200 people.

Become famous in World War I!

The Turkish army swaggered with machetes and took the prisoners back. As soon as I got back to the headquarters, I found someone complaining about them because I had just had a fight with them? China's army? In fact, it is part of the Sixth Division of the South Korean Army.

Later, the Turks also grew up, first doing intelligence work, asking if they were from China, and then seriously ambushing one? China's army? . The Turkish army stormed and finally captured the next side? Volunteer flag? Take it back and have a look The American said, are you drunk again? This is a blue sky and a white flag.

Turks are also embarrassed by their own own goal twice in a row. ? United nations army? Commander-in-Chief MacArthur then made the Turkish brigade atone and made them stick to the 12 mile wide defense line. This time, the Turkish army finally saw what they were thinking about day and night? Allah? They lost contact with the 9 th Army of the United States, and stood alone in a place called Wayuan in the freezing weather of tens of degrees Celsius below zero.

(The valiant Turkish brigade in the Korean War)

The routine of volunteers has never been seen by Turks. They saw the volunteers launch a fierce offensive during the day and did not rest at night. They use gongs, drums, horns and other musical instruments to make noise, disturb the rest of the Turks and make them upset. The Turkish army was isolated and helpless, and it was too noisy to rest. Unable to fight this battle, it retreated. During the retreat, the Turkish brigade 1 battalion was ambushed. Before the Turks set up a defensive position, the volunteers rushed over, and the Turkish army that did not form a complete formation was immediately scattered. Turkish Brigadier General Aziz recalled: China's army seems to be everywhere, but when you attack, you can't find it anywhere, even if the information you get is often false. In this battle, the Turkish brigade lost 35 14 people. By the end of 1950, the brigade, as an organizational unit, had actually completely lost its combat effectiveness.

Turkey's sending troops to help the war, although not helpful to the overall situation, is commendable. American big brother rewarded the merits and pulled Turkey in with a wave of his hand? Friends circle? , joined NATO.

After joining NATO, Turkey's real purpose was highlighted. It turns out that Turkey has always hated Greece. Greece drew the territorial sea boundary 3 kilometers away from its home, and often said that it wanted marine land. Greece used to be America's younger brother. Turkey's cleaning up Greece is tantamount to confronting the most powerful American group. Now that Turkey also worships American docks, it is an internal contradiction to clean up Greece.