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Dear husband who plays cards.

1, weak, scattered, not much, just enough, asleep, screaming, got it? be

2. I admire those who can endure, hide their pain so deeply and share their happiness with others. In fact, their inner sadness has already flooded, but it seems as if nothing has happened, and the years fly by.

When I become a swan, you are still an egg.

4. Come on! Take a picture in memory of our old friend.

You are like sand in the palm of your hand, the more you try to conquer it, the easier it is to slip away.

6, vivid embellishment, talk about allusions.

7. You asked me if it was worth loving you. You know, love is not worth it, only love is not worth it.

8. The enemy was as expected. Describe the expectations of enemy activities very accurately.

9. To convince people, a word is often more effective than gold.

10, you are like a guest in my life, and meeting me is just a way of being a guest in my dream.

1 1, I want an immortal ray of light on the way we met.

Tell me about my husband's love of playing cards.

Tell me about my husband's love of playing cards.

12, I hope the person I marry loves him, and he loves me, not for money, not for power, just because I am me and he is him. -from "loving you is the best thing I have ever done"

13, in the bitter and sweet tea, you can understand the essence and philosophy of life.

14, loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, only to know that you just want to hear her familiar voice, and what you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

15, please pick up your unconsciousness. Women have done so much for you. You should love her.

16, a narcissistic roommate said in the mirror, if handsome can be a meal, then I can feed the whole world. A buddy next to him took a look and said, if the face can be used as a condom, then you can make mankind extinct!

17, oh, you can be happy at any time, it has nothing to do with me.

18, intoxicated with family, singing in the wilderness. In the grass, there are Chinese Pulsatilla. Fold the mirror, and everything will decline with the temples. Slightly fragrant like a slap in the face, I hate the east wind.

19, Jie, we are chatting. I heard your sleeping breathing so close to me, and I knew we were in a long-distance relationship.

The sheep froze to death in June-it's a long story.

2 1, I don't know how expensive rice is without charge; You don't know your parents until you have children!

22. Abundance is a philosophy, which is reflected in your physiological functions and values and has your own set of beliefs. Whether you walk, sleep or take a bath, you will feel it, so you should take care of it.