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The basis of evolution

Who would have thought that On the Origin of Species was absurd? "In order to eat the leaves of tall trees, Tibetan antelopes have been trying their best to stretch their necks and become giraffes for a long time." Based on his jokes, it ignited the fuse of Darwin's hypothesis and created "evolution theory". Coupled with the "similarity" discovered by "experts" who later wanted to get married, apes became people. This is the "science" that has occupied human ideology 150 years as human knowledge; The center of modern "evolution theory" is Lamarck's procedural theory of "dropping out of school by using waste" and "organs become larger by being used, and organs that are not commonly used become smaller by degradation"; Because ostriches can't fly, their wings degenerate, moles live in burrows, and their eyes degenerate. Tibetan antelopes have been trying their best to stretch their necks and become giraffes for a long time in order to eat the leaves of big trees. So apes became people.

According to Darwin's "theory of evolution", the necks of individual giraffes have been lengthened by mutation, and which deer with short necks have been eliminated by this "natural selection" god. Because this god of "natural selection" is cruel, it allows all herbivores in Qian Qian to survive, but does not allow deer with short necks to eat shrub leaves and short green plants on the ground, so today we only see giraffes with long necks.

Phenomenologically, it does make sense. Bamboo shoots do turn into bamboo. But when you think about it, it is really sad knowledge, because bamboo shoots will never become pine trees. Lotus can grow leaves as big as a straw hat, but it will never become a house, which is known to all children. In short, have you heard that the first generation of long-distance runners can cross the fence with their feet? Human reproductive organs have been used frequently since the beginning of life. The male penis has evolved for thousands of years. How many meters has it grown?

Whether it is a strange fetus or a deer cub; There are fossils of short-necked deer (antelope) and giraffe, but the middle-necked deer can't be found.

On page 58 of Darwin's Theory of Evolution, Darwinism itself admits: "Evolution lacks empirical evidence." The article also said: "From the evidence obtained from the fossil investigation, we have never seen a giraffe of medium length, so scientists have doubts."