Daily funny jokes on campus

Daily funny jokes on campus: scum:? People live in the world, is to make the right choice! ? Teacher:? So you checked all the questions? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Daily funny jokes on campus (1) 1. One day after school, two classmates rode bikes together. Classmate A's car looks shabby and cracked when riding, so Classmate B makes fun of it. His bike will ring, but the bell won't ring. ?

At this time, classmate a was unhappy and said while reaching out and ringing the doorbell? Who said my car bell didn't ring?

Let's talk about it later. Just listen, okay? Collapse? Bang, the bell fell off the bike and rolled beautifully into the ditch on the side of the road?

2. In the second day of junior high school, the teacher asked to write a composition entitled "My deskmate".

As a result, a male classmate in the class wrote:? My deskmate's hair is black and shiny, just like a cow licking it. Flies will flash when they fall! ?

3. Doing morning exercises in high school, and the classmates next to them are also doing it, and suddenly it is very painful to cover your stomach.

Seeing this, the teacher hurried forward and asked him with concern. He frowned and bit his lip. Teacher? In my stomach.

The teacher is anxious: What's going on? ?

? It's all shit?

4. Last year, I saw a thank you in my defense: Finally, I want to thank my girlfriend who has never appeared in my 22-year life, so that I can concentrate on my studies and successfully complete my graduation thesis.

I went out to play all night last night and fell asleep when I came back. Aunt Cha found that I was still sleeping.

Let me up. I ignored her and she said she would let me know.

I said you had to report it, and you TM wrote about how Lao Tzu couldn't get hard in the dormitory! ! !

Daily funny jokes on campus (2) Reading skills: keyboard? About? Turn the page, Ctrl+D collects this joke.

1, go to the teacher's office to get something. I heard that the teacher is educating students not to fall in love. The teacher said: playing with friends in junior high school can only be played in our place; Playing with friends in high school can only be played with our city; But when you go to college, you can play not only in the whole country but also abroad? So, you'd better go to college before falling in love! ?

I think this teacher is really a bunker. . .

2. Many people say that boys' dormitories are more chaotic than girls' dormitories, and they don't like hygiene.

To this end, I want to defend the boys!

If something falls on the ground in the girls' dormitory, they will pick it up. If something falls on the ground in the boys' dormitory, do boys dare to bend down and pick it up?

3. Me: When I was in college, I was the boss of the dormitory.

Girlfriend: really So they all listen to you?

Me: Of course, just do what you say!

Girlfriend: No way, I don't believe it!

Me: If you don't listen to me, I can kill them by moving my toes!

Girlfriend: Is the router next to you or the socket next to you?

Me:? It's all here

Daily funny jokes on campus (3) 1. Yesterday I went to Xtep with my classmates and bought a pair of shoes. I asked my friend what it felt like to wear them. He smiled and said, Xtep is an extraordinary feeling!

I was knocked down by the door frame as soon as I went out!

2. In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I took a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed.

I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! !

At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

3、? Teacher, my deskmate is playing mobile phone!

? Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone again! ?

Teacher:? Huh? I said, this parent comrade, would you please be quiet at the parent-teacher meeting?

4. A classmate is the son of an archaeologist, whose name is Qin Yan (Q? n ēn y？ o).

On the first day of school, the teacher took the roster and called the name, and he almost cried. He doesn't know a word!

Finally, I asked with tears in my eyes, who is Xiong Haizi's name, and the west is not big?

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