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The warmest joke
The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me?
The dog nodded and said, well, I'll give it to you two if I guess right!
The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars!
Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, Bingo! I still owe you three dollars.
-Because I love you, I allow your little greed.
-Because I love you, retarded people are so sweet.
Today is Valentine's Day, a girl who has a crush on me for a long time called me: "Come to my house, no one!" I ran away with excitement! ! ! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one. ...
In class, a note came from anonymous. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?
4. Today, when the whole family was watching the costume film shown by Hunan Satellite TV, they suddenly asked my dad: Dad, why do you think I should call you Dad? -My dad's weak answer: You can also call me Amar.
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