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One step "heaven", one step "hell"
If you haven't been to heaven, you won't feel how hard hell is.
One foot in heaven, one foot in hell, only experienced can compare.
Of course, this heaven is either heaven or heaven.
(2)
The upstairs and downstairs of the company is not too much compared with heaven and hell.
Colleagues in the upstairs office, having a tea party, cracking melon seeds and playing a game, another day passed in a daze.
Colleagues downstairs, carrying piles of heavy paper and heavy boxes, almost from work to work, it seems that every day is not easy.
You can laugh at my shortsightedness.
Yo, broken office is "heaven"?
Yes, in this company, at present, it is my "paradise".
(3)
I remember how tired it was to move boxes all day and how relaxed it was in the office.
One Friday night, I had a long chat with my familiar colleagues. My voice was loud and I didn't show any fatigue.
However, after the separation, it seems that I was immediately evacuated of all my strength. My legs are like lead, and I can hardly walk.
That day, I walked for 45 minutes on the road that I could walk in 25 minutes. I kept thinking that there would be a bed in front of me soon, so I fell asleep in one step.
After dinner, I bowed my head listlessly and my eyelids were out of control. So I fell asleep.
"Is the work very tiring?" Dad couldn't help asking when he saw me like this.
"Yes, I moved the box for a day and stood for a day." My eyelids drooped again and narrowed again the next moment.
Tired. Of course I'm tired.
From 8: 30 in the morning to 4: 30 in the afternoon. On this day, there was almost no shit on my ass. I have been alive all day.
The last time I stood and worked all day was when I was a part-time student. At that time, I just stood all day, and there was nothing but standing.
Now, besides standing, you have to carry boxes one by one. When I sit on the sofa at night, half of my fatigue is caused by my arms, legs and heels.
I feel like all my bones are falling apart. I am really tired. I'm really not faking it.
And one day next week, the head of the department asked me for help temporarily. Although I was busy in front of the computer all day, my ass didn't leave the stool. However, when I get off work at night, I don't feel tired at all
That day, it was nothing compared with the day of moving boxes. It's too simple. When I get off work, the whole person is still full of energy.
That kind of day is "heaven" for me.
(4)
You won't know the beauty of heaven until you have experienced the days of "heaven". Of course, you have no idea how bad hell is.
You will feel that carrying boxes is tiring, but it is also a daily job.
You will feel that it is natural to work from morning till night, since you are paid.
You may even think that as a bottom worker, there is nothing wrong with being as ordinary as the people around you.
But once there is a comparison, my heart will be unbalanced and I will yearn for "heaven".
One step to "heaven" and one step to "hell" are my real feelings when I walked out of the office door upstairs today.
I live a comfortable life upstairs, and now I am normal about the busy days downstairs. However, I am not enthusiastic about it.
Of course, eating and waiting for death in the upstairs office is not what I yearn for. I just don't want to be a humble bottom forever.
(5)
One step "heaven" and one step "hell".
Seeing beautiful things should better awaken our forward strength in difficulties.
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