This is a conversation between a couple in Northeast China. That saint can be translated into Mandarin word for word.

First of all, I want to say; Ha ha ha ha,,,,,

Secondly, the following is the answer;

The key is gone, and the couple talk;

Female; I seem to have lost my key. What do you use to unlock the lock? (bie means to pry something open)

Male; Did you lose your key or not?

Female; I don't know if I lost my key,

Male; If you haven't lost your key, don't make me give it to bie. What if bie is broken? Be your own bie.

Female; My own home is my own home. I found the key and the lock is broken.

Male; I told you I didn't lose my key, so you have to open the door for bie yourself.

Female; I didn't know if I lost my key just now, so what happened to another family? My family broke down, and I bought another quilt. You smashed so many words.

Male; what did i say? I say

Female; What are you talking about? Stop inking.

Male; Don't lose your keys next time. If you lose it, you lose it. I tell you, don't be silly. Don't fool yourself.