Jokes about supermarket toilets

I went to the supermarket today and felt a little abdominal discomfort. Later, I couldn't help but grab a bag of things like 100 tissue and rush to the cashier. Sadly, I found that my aunt in front had a fierce argument with the cashier about the membership goods of 20 cents. I waited there, finally paid, and then rushed to the bathroom, only to feel that the chrysanthemums were tight, and there were thousands of troops rushing down behind me. ...

When I was about to deal with personal hygiene, the miserable man saw what I was holding, and the word "smile" stung my heart. You know, I was so shocked that I even put that thing in the urinal. I have no paper to wipe all over my body, and no one has waited long. Finally, I heard the sound of the tap. It should be my aunt who comes to wash the mop. As a result, my shouts were drowned out by the huge music in the supermarket. I remember that time.

I can't wait any longer, and I don't have a cell phone. When I found touch with me, I tried to connect to wifi, and I could still connect. I immediately logged into qq and sent a message to my classmate, asking him to call the supermarket front desk and ask the supermarket staff to send a pack of paper towels. As a result, he didn't believe me, almost convinced him with a growl, and then called.

It would be a tragedy to come back. I heard that the horn in the supermarket is so beautiful. I not only heard the ecstasy song "Above the Moon" in the bathroom, but also heard the anxious voice of the front desk clerk: "Attention of the daily chemical department, a customer in the supermarket bathroom was trapped because he didn't bring a paper towel. Please send a salesman to the first squat pit in the men's room at once. Thank you! Notice broadcast again ... "

In the repeater ...

Then, I really have a feeling of dying. Really, really, think about it. Everyone in the supermarket knows my "glorious deeds" of violence. Finally, when someone gave me a tissue, I buried my head very low, said thank you, took off my clothes to cover my face and ran to the door of the supermarket. What a pity! ! !

As a result, the ecstatic voice of the paper-feeding salesman came from behind: Sir, you haven't paid for this package of paper towels yet! (In a continuous repeater ...)

Later, I planned to pay for this package of napkins with a special price of 30 cents in the afternoon. As a result, it was found that a notice was posted at the entrance of the supermarket, with the following effect: "Dear customers, hello, welcome to shop in this supermarket. If you have stomach upset or other unexpected situations, you can go to the lounge of this supermarket to deal with them. Kindly remind you to prepare enough paper towels ... "

I really, like a wet blanket! ! ! !