Seeking classic philosophical stories

Seven people once lived together and shared a big bucket of porridge every day. Sadly, there is not enough porridge to eat every day.

At first, they drew lots to decide who would share the porridge, one serving a day. So every week, they only have one day.

I'm full, that's the day of porridge.

Later, they began to elect a noble person to share the porridge. Power leads to corruption. Let's get started.

Try your best to please him, bribe him and make the whole clique smoke.

Then everyone began to form a three-person porridge Committee and a four-person selection Committee, attacking each other and wrangling.

The porridge is cold in my mouth.

Finally, I came up with a party that loves cats. I love life and share porridge, but people who share porridge have to wait for others to pick up the rest.

A bowl. In order not to eat the least, everyone tries to distribute it equally, even if it is uneven, you can only admit it. big

Happiness and harmony at home, the better life.

The same seven people, different distribution systems, will have different ethos. So if a unit breaks down,

Work habits must be a mechanism problem. They must be not completely fair and open, and there are no strict rewards and punishments.

Lazy. How to formulate such a system is a problem that every leader needs to consider.

Feelings: Singapore has heard a saying that the system determines behavior.

Ten Classic Philosophical Stories (Ⅱ)

A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of the mentally ill. After all, I think these people are crazy.

Crazy, unexpected, eye-opening.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" professor

I thought angrily and started to get the spare tire ready to install.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires!

The professor was at a loss. When I was in a hurry, a madman skipped over and sang no.

Famous happy songs. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy.

The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " He dropped a screw from each tire, so he got three.

Tighten the spare tire.

The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman smiled and said, "I am crazy, but I am not a fool!" "

In fact, many people in the world are always different from ordinary people because they find pleasure in their work.

This kind of fanaticism is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may laugh at him as a fool.

Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.

Ten Classic Philosophical Stories (3)

A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were fishing around him.

Fish.

He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?

After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and skimmed over the water to go to the toilet.

Institute.

The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.

When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.

What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!

After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now doctors are even more

Almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?

Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond, and it takes ten minutes to get to the toilet opposite.

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It's too far to work. What should I do?

Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe in undergraduates.

The water that can pass, my doctoral student can't pass.

The doctor fell into the water with a bang.

Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"

And then what? "

The two directors smiled at each other and said, "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface.

We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "

Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. one

A good team should be a learning team.

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Two men met a big tiger in the forest. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from the back and put them on.

B was so anxious that he scolded, "What are you doing? Changing shoes can't beat the tiger! " A said, "I just need to run faster than you."

All right. "

2 1 century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. Especially after China's entry into WTO, telecommunications, banking, insurance,

Even civil servants who we think are very stable and secure will face many variables.

When more tigers come, are we ready for running shoes?

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Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request. Americans like smoking cigars.

Three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic and want to be accompanied by beautiful women. The Jew said he wanted to communicate with the outside world.

On the phone. Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American, with a cigar in his mouth and shouting in his nostrils, "Here we go!

I am on fire! Give me a light! "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire. Then the French came. I saw a child in his hand.

A beautiful woman is holding a child in her hand and pregnant with a third one. The last one who came out was a Jew. He was very nervous.

Holding the hand of the warden, he said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years. My career has not stopped, but has grown."

200%, to show my gratitude, I send you an old Schleswig! "

This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is made up of three years ago.

Our choice determines that today's choice will determine our life in three years. We should choose to contact the latest letters.

Interest, understand the latest trends, so as to better create their own future.

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A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! " B suggested: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! ! Pogong

I must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "Ask why? B said:

"If you leave now, the company's loss is not big. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company and try your best to attract some customers for yourself.

, become an independent figure of the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, the company will suffer heavy losses,

Very passive. "A think what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has

Made many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up! A smiled indifferently: the boss followed

I have talked for a long time, and I will be promoted to assistant general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by giving more than receiving,

Let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, so you have more opportunities to create more profits for him.

Ten Classic Philosophical Stories (7)

Once there was a man from a small country who came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold people. The golden wall was brilliant and the emperor was very happy. can

It is the people of this small country who are unkind and ask a question: Who is the most valuable of these three gold people? The emperor thought of many ways,

Please go to the jeweler to check, weigh and see the workmanship. That makes no difference. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return.

A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing? Finally, there is a retired old man who loves the cat flutter and life. The emperor sent messengers.

Please go to the lobby. The veteran is confidently holding three straws and inserting them into the ear of the first gold man. This straw comes from the other ear.

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The straw of the second gold man came out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach after going in.

There is no noise. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth.

Ba, this is to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

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A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan. Another parrot marked it in front.

Tao: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. This man

Turn around and make up your mind. Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan. This man

Call the boss quickly: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said, no, this person is very strange: then why are they old, old?

Ugly and incompetent, will it be worth this number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

This story tells us that a real leader is not necessarily very capable, as long as he knows how to trust, delegate and cherish.

You can unite forces stronger than yourself to enhance your value. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfect.

No one is better than yourself. In the end, you can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but not the best.

Leadership.

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Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. Wait, brother

The child turned behind him and squatted down to untie his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked inexplicably, "Master, why do you want it again?"

Loosen your shoelaces? "The master replied," Because I played a tired traveler who traveled a long way to get rid of his shoes.

You can show his fatigue and haggard through this detail. ""Then why don't you just tell your disciples? " "He can find out carefully.

My shoelace is loose, and he told me enthusiastically that I must protect his enthusiasm and give him encouragement in time. about

Why did you untie your shoelaces? There will be more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. We can talk about it another time. "

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Chen Atu is a farmer and has never been far away. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad. foreign

Everything is fresh. The key point is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived in a standard room. This makes him novel.

In the morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he shouted, "Good morning!" " Chen Atu froze. What does this mean?

In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?" So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!" such as

Well, for three days in a row, the waiter knocked at the door every day and said loudly, "Good morning!" " So is Chen Atu.

Answer loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!" But he was very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him.

I can't remember again. Very annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, GOODMORNINGSIR! "You mean, the tour guide told him, day!

Ah! ! That's a real pity. Chen Atu practiced "Good morning!" This word allows you to deal with waiters with dignity.

Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "Good morning!" At the same time,

The waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"

This story tells us that interpersonal communication is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences him.

Calling you, if we want to succeed, we must cultivate our influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.