202 1 Tik Tok's funniest sentence, Tik Tok's naughty and funny sentence.

Living so big, I rely on three beliefs: one is persistence, the other is shameless, and the third is shameless. The following is the funniest sentence in 202 1 Tik Tok compiled by me. Let's read and enjoy them together.

1, adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

2, I often cry silly myself, but I can't beat myself.

I will hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?

It's always good to make more friends! What's unhappy can be said at the party to make them happy!

You are only twenty years old, so it's normal not to meet the person you like. The later you will find that you probably won't meet him.

6, nothing classmates together, breaking up a pair is a pair.

7. I won't let you see my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

8. I firmly believe that grades do not represent IQ. It's just that I didn't try. I'm scared when I try.

9. Some couples are destined to be together for life, I can tell, because they give people the impression that no one will like them except each other.

10, in my twenties, some people took off their bills, some people took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the stupid road.

1 1. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, What? Allergic to this knowledge point?

12, my son has been talking for a week and a half. Today, he finally spoke. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Is that what I taught you?

13, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

14, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

15, I want to hold you in my arms, just like a father holding his son.

16, how lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

17, I just don't make sense, because I convince people with fun.

18, I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirt shoes; Even if not, then my dear, I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on.

19, I wanted to tell you yesterday, for fear that you said April Fool's Day was still early; I want to say it today, but I'm afraid you will say happy holidays. I want to talk about it tomorrow, in case you say the holiday is over! I can only send: I love you at any time!

20. Now, what I can't get on is salary, and what I can't get off is weight.

2 1, I won't go to see netizens unless the country changes monogamy.

22. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.

23. Master, you just played an amateur, so it's not a rest.

24. Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and burn you when you are unhappy.

25. Don't fall in love at school. Knowing that you are ugly and short will affect your grades.

26. What is lost is lost, and what is lost cannot be kept.

27. Don't treat your sister as gold. She is actually a sparkling diamond.

The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

29. I seem to be ill, and there is the kind of disease that you pretend to force within ten meters.

I told you not to push me. If you force me, I'll play dead for you!

3 1, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

32. Two toothpastes were deserted, and a group of idiots went to heaven.

33. Some people say that when you find that the person you like likes you, you are happier than winning 5 million, but I still prefer winning 5 million.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

35. It is not normal for a man to be rogue, but it is not normal for a man to be too rogue. Hmm? Should that man be a hooligan or not?

36. I am addicted to smoking. I lit a cigarette and took two puffs. Suddenly, someone told me that smoking is forbidden in public offices. I'm glad I moved bricks on the construction site.

37. The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days are also very fulfilling.

Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

39. Ding Dong, if you have a new lover, please check it out.

You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try to make your mood worse.

4 1, it's not mistress who hates it, but little beggars who can't stand the temptation of mistress.

42. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.

43. Can you stop talking about the amount, so I think you can't shit.

44. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

45. You are like a pug. Whoever has food will go with you.

46. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

47. Sometimes you are about to do something consciously, and suddenly someone urges you to do it, and you don't want to do it in an instant.

48. Lie down where you fell.

49. Ugly people still want videos, so please respect yourself!

50. Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely. I really want to go over there and slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere!

5 1, poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

52. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

53. We agreed not to part, but to stay together all the time.

If you don't work hard now, you will move bricks on other people's walls in the future.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied three words: next time!

56. It turns out that I didn't know my criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I didn't know that you couldn't have it.

57. Happiness died. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

59. It is said that men are liars. Who knows how many men have been cheated by women?

60. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!