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The Jade Emperor tells jokes in Baidu Cloud.
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Introduction:
Reincarnated as the Jade Emperor, Zhang Bairen vowed to make up for all the regrets. If the Buddha comes, you will tear my heaven and I will let your Buddhism fall forever. Empress Dowager, you should make Xitianting the boss, and I want you to be my wife and son. Yang Jian Nezha, the monkey, died with me in a previous life. I want to be the only person in the world with you in this life. And alien world civilization. You once walked to my door in the wild. In the future, I will lead an endless army to destroy you and exterminate species. I am the Jade Emperor, and I speak for myself. Cowards, puppets and jokes are doomed to leave me; Glory, war and killing will be with me!
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