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Tik Tok's hottest sentence is funny, signed, and celebrities don't talk in secret. I like you.
I am the girl who touches my husband's heartstrings.
I suggest you change it again. Your girlfriend is not as good as me.
4. I like you and know that people don't lie.
5. They are all charming. I'm different. I torture people.
6. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.
7. Men are external things, and sometimes they are internal things.
8. How is your girlfriend? Look, she fascinates you as much as that bear.
9. Can you trust me instead of your ears?
10, I want to fall in love, please persuade me quickly.
1 1, I don't need your advice in my life. I will live blindly.
12, lie every day, go to bed early tonight and don't love you tomorrow.
13, I am short, maybe I just want you to cover up your mistakes.
14, men are not afraid of culture, they are afraid of having a guitar.
15, my head hurts. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
16, I have a secret to tell you mouth to mouth.
17, an open gun is easy to hide, but a secret love is hard to prevent.
18, sit down first and then sleep with you.
19, make sure your eyes are not human.
20. Take the green route while you are still young.
2 1, you are a lovely and romantic trouble.
22. If my son is a common thing in the world, I am willing to sink.
23. work hard Be a secretary if you have something to do in the future.
24. I wish you a pleasant journey, disappear halfway and go home crazy.
25, I am me, watching myself get angry.
26, I like you, speak hesitatingly.
27. I am very happy to fall asleep before five o'clock every morning.
28. It's your britney spears and your little devil.
29. I hope you will miss me from time to time.
30. If the headmaster wants to jump off a building, the whole school will shout "Come on".
3 1, the boyfriend is tall and handsome, but he doesn't exist.
I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.
33. I, the god of all beings, am lovely and charming.
34. Why does it protrude from the lumbar disc?
If you don't understand anything, kiss me.
When the bell rings in the wind, I miss your heart.
37. Try to grow up and then pick up your little brother.
There are no secret admirers, but many of them want to assassinate.
39. There are always people who have more than they can chew and want to take you away from me.
40. I tasted grapes that you can't eat, which are especially sweet.
4 1, I'm an 8-year-old girl you'll never get/kloc-0.
42. One thousand dollars is hard to buy. I do. Don't force mental retardation.
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