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Bananas have little knowledge of English.

1. Introduce bananas in English (with Chinese translation)

If you want to make a banana milkshake, I'll tell you. First, peel three bananas. Then, chop up the bananas and put the banana ice cream into the blender. Next, pour the milk into the blender. Then, turn on the blender. In a few minutes, you can drink banana milkshake. I think it will be delicious. Do you agree with me? If you want to make a banana milkshake, I'll tell you.

First, peel three bananas. Then, put bananas and banana ice cream into the blender.

Next, pour the milk into the blender. Then, turn on the blender.

In a few minutes, you can drink banana milkshake. I think it will be delicious.

Do you agree with me? .

2. The introduction of bananas should be comprehensive and in English.

Introduction English name: banana English name: banana Latin scientific name: Musa Paradis Acalatin Scientific name: Musa Paradis Acalatin Malay: pisang Malay: pisang alias: banana, banana synapse: Ganbanana, domain branched from Chiungchiao family: eukaryotic domain: plant kingdom: plant kingdom: angiosperm kingdom. Magnolia subclass: monocotyledonous plant class: Liliaceae monocotyledonous plant class: Zingiberales: Zingiberales. Musaceae: Musaceae, the fruit of Musaceae, is one of the important food crops and widely eaten in tropical areas. Bananas are delicious and nutritious, and can be harvested all year round. They are also very popular and important in temperate regions. Herbs are large, and leaf sheaths from rhizomes form pseudostems with a lower height of 3-6 meters (10-20 feet). The leaves are oblong to oval, some of which are 3 ~ 3.5 meters long (10 ~ 1.5 feet), 65 cm wide (26 inches), and the top of the stem is 10 ~ 20 clusters. Large spikes protrude from the top, with fake stems and flowers in the majority, yellow; The inflorescence bends downward, producing 10 to 20 strings, about 50 ~ 150. When plants wither, they grow roots from the roots to regenerate, and each plant can live for many years. Phased weaker root pruning articles were deleted, leaving stronger plants to grow to fruition. Hundreds of cultivated varieties around the world are somewhat confused because of the differences in species names. Eating bananas has been recorded in Greek, Latin and Arabic characters for a long time. (Gro Michel).

Perhaps the most important is the general type of banana (M. sapientum, saints bananas), among which there are many varieties, and the most common variety is "Big Michelle" (Gro Michel). Eating bananas has been recorded in Greek, Latin and Arabic characters for a long time. When Alexander the Great was on an expedition to India, he met bananas. After the discovery of America, bananas were introduced to the New World from the Canary Islands, which first formed a culture on Hispaniola Island and soon spread to other islands and continents. The planting area has expanded and become a staple food in many areas. /kloc-the emergence of American banana market in the 0/9th century. Bananas like hot and humid climate, with deep soil layer, loose soil, good drainage and vigorous growth. Giamaica has also achieved success in irrigation cultivation in similar semi-arid areas in the south. It can be cultured by absorbing roots and ramets in pseudobulb. The first harvest will take 10 ~ 15 months, almost right after the harvest. Banana-layers of banana flowers, layers of fruit. Frequent pruning is needed to eliminate overgrowth of new plants and prevent overcrowding. The ideal string of commercial bananas is at least 9 tons per bunch and weighs 22 to 65 kilograms (49 ~ 143 pounds). 1 hectare of land produces more than 300 bales per year, and the carbohydrate content of mature fruits is as high as 22%, mainly sugar; Rich in potassium and vitamins A, C, protein and low in fat. The water content is 75%. It contains 75% water. Bananas can be fresh, fried or scattered to make pies or puddings. Can also be used for muffins, cakes and bread sauce. Banana is a kind of cooking food. Different from other bananas, the main sweetness of mature fruits is replaced by starch, which is widely planted in tropical consumption and export cities. The United States imports bananas, followed by Britain and western European countries. Generally, bananas are harvested before they are ripe, even if they are sold in the country of origin. For banana export, the harvest before ripening depends on the market, distance and mode of transportation. Ripening with ethylene upon arrival. Special refrigerated transport ship between exporting countries and consuming countries in North America and Europe. The main production bases in the world are Costa Rica, Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, Panama, Dominican Republic, Guadeloupe, Jamaica and Martinique in the Central and West Indies, Brazil, Colombia and Ecuador in South America, Canary Islands, Ethiopia, Cameroon, Guinea and Nigeria in Africa, and Taiwan Province in Asia. .

3. The introduction of bananas should be comprehensive and in English.

Introduction English name: banana English name: banana Latin scientific name: Musa Paradis Acalatin Scientific name: Musa Paradis Acalatin Malay: pisang Malay: pisang alias: banana, banana synapse: Ganbanana, domain branched from Chiungchiao family: eukaryotic domain: plant kingdom: plant kingdom: angiosperm kingdom. Magnolia subclass: monocotyledonous plant class: Liliaceae monocotyledonous plant class: Zingiberales: Zingiberales. Musaceae: Musaceae, the fruit of Musaceae, is one of the important food crops and widely eaten in tropical areas. Bananas are delicious and nutritious, and can be harvested all year round. They are also very popular and important in temperate regions. Herbs are large, and leaf sheaths from rhizomes form pseudostems with a lower height of 3-6 meters (10-20 feet). The leaves are oblong to oval, some of which are 3 ~ 3.5 meters long (10 ~ 1.5 feet), 65 cm wide (26 inches), and the top of the stem is 10 ~ 20 clusters. Large spikes protrude from the top, with fake stems and flowers in the majority, yellow; The inflorescence bends downward, producing 10 to 20 strings, about 50 ~ 150. When plants wither, they grow roots from the roots to regenerate, and each plant can live for many years. Phased weaker root pruning articles were deleted, leaving stronger plants to grow to fruition. Hundreds of cultivated varieties around the world are somewhat confused because of the differences in species names. Eating bananas has been recorded in Greek, Latin and Arabic characters for a long time. (Gro Michel).

Perhaps the most important is the general type of banana (M. sapientum, saints bananas), among which there are many varieties, and the most common variety is "Big Michelle" (Gro Michel). Eating bananas has been recorded in Greek, Latin and Arabic characters for a long time. When Alexander the Great was on an expedition to India, he met bananas. After the discovery of America, bananas were introduced to the New World from the Canary Islands, which first formed a culture on Hispaniola Island and soon spread to other islands and continents. The planting area has expanded and become a staple food in many areas. /kloc-the emergence of American banana market in the 0/9th century. Bananas like hot and humid climate, with deep soil layer, loose soil, good drainage and vigorous growth. Giamaica has also achieved success in irrigation cultivation in similar semi-arid areas in the south. It can be cultured by absorbing roots and ramets in pseudobulb. The first harvest will take 10 ~ 15 months, almost right after the harvest. Banana-layers of banana flowers, layers of fruit. Frequent pruning is needed to eliminate overgrowth of new plants and prevent overcrowding. The ideal string of commercial bananas is at least 9 tons per bunch and weighs 22 to 65 kilograms (49 ~ 143 pounds). 1 hectare of land produces more than 300 bales per year, and the carbohydrate content of mature fruits is as high as 22%, mainly sugar; Rich in potassium and vitamins A, C, protein and low in fat. The water content is 75%. It contains 75% water. Bananas can be fresh, fried or scattered to make pies or puddings. Can also be used for muffins, cakes and bread sauce. Banana is a kind of cooking food. Different from other bananas, the main sweetness of mature fruits is replaced by starch, which is widely planted in tropical consumption and export cities. The United States imports bananas, followed by Britain and western European countries. Generally, bananas are harvested before they are ripe, even if they are sold in the country of origin. For banana export, the harvest before ripening depends on the market, distance and mode of transportation. Ripening with ethylene upon arrival. Special refrigerated transport ship between exporting countries and consuming countries in North America and Europe. The main production bases in the world are Costa Rica, Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, Panama, Dominican Republic, Guadeloupe, Jamaica and Martinique in the Central and West Indies, Brazil, Colombia and Ecuador in South America, Canary Islands, Ethiopia, Cameroon, Guinea and Nigeria in Africa, and Taiwan Province in Asia. .

English jokes about bananas.

Grapes and bananas

Tommy: Dad, how many are four grapes and three grapes?

Dad: Don't you know simple arithmetic? Haven't you done this problem before?

Tommy: No, Dad, we always use bananas at school.

Grapes and bananas

Tommy: Dad, how much are four grapes and three grapes?

Dad: Don't you know such a simple arithmetic problem? Haven't you done this kind of problem before?

Tommy: Yes, Dad, but at school we always use bananas to calculate.

The math teacher said, "there is a banana, but three children want it." As a result, the two of them got it and ate it. So what did the third child get? "

The student replied, "He was admitted."

The teacher asked in surprise, "What?"

The student said, "banana peel" NND, I'm really ignorant = =, Math teacher: Three boys divided it for a banana. Two boys got it and shared it. Do you know what the other boy got?

Student: He got 10.

Math teacher: What?

Student: Banana peel! Math teacher: "There are three children who want to grab a banana. But the last two children succeeded. What do you think the last one will get? "

Student: "Maybe ..."

Surprised teacher: "Maybe what?"

Student: "banana peel." Math teacher: "there is only one banana, but all three children want to eat it." Finally, it is shared by the two of them. So, do you know what the third child got? "

Student: "He did get something."

The teacher was surprised: "What is that?"

Student: "banana peel."