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"I loved so many people, but I still love you the most."
1.
When I woke up in the morning, I saw Xixi send me a message saying: Shang, do you think I'm fucking doing it? Why break up with her? I fucking miss her.
just about to reply to him, he called to say that he had a big drink last night. He not only sent me these words, but also sent them in groups, and most importantly, he told a lot to his favorite girl.
The girl hung up the phone when she thought he was talking nonsense and told him to go home early and rest.
I'm a girl, too. I can understand that girl's feelings at that time. In fact, it is distressing.
after Xixi broke up with that girl, she talked about several relationships. Every love ended in failure.
The girls he talked about later either wore heavy makeup or pretended to be pure. None of them looked like ordinary girls and didn't match him. My friend said he was so rough, how can he be stable in the future?
2.
When Xixi broke up with his favorite girl, I told him, Xixi, I feel that you will regret it.
At that time, he didn't believe me. It was impossible. I think the most correct thing I did in my life was to break up with her. She was so annoying that I had enough.
I didn't say anything, waiting for the day when he regretted it.
After breaking up, about a week later, he introduced me to a girl who was not beautiful but wore a lot of makeup, wearing shorts that were as short as possible that summer. He said it was his girlfriend.
I looked at the girl. The girl didn't know whether she was hostile to me or something. I greeted her, but she didn't look.
it's nothing. maybe I'm not likable.
But you have no manners. You don't even have the minimum respect. No one will have a good impression on you. I don't know what Sisi thinks of her, but I don't think it will last long.
as I expected, it wasn't long before they broke up. Xixi said, it's a disaster. When going out to play, let her wear long pants. He doesn't want others to see her show so much.
As a result, the girl said that he, you don't understand my fashion, it's vulgar and has poor taste.
in this way, a relationship is over.
Xixi said he didn't understand. What's wrong with him? He just told her to dress conservatively. What's the matter?
Xixi remembered that when she was with her favorite girl, every time she went out to play with him, she always wore long skirts and trousers, and basically didn't wear shorts, unless she was over half her thighs.
once when we went out to play, I asked her if it was not hot. She said it was fine, which could prevent tanning. Besides, I don't want to show so much outside. I already have Xixi.
I thought at that time that this girl was really nice and sensible.
Xixi thinks about the past, and then thinks about the present. Shake your head.
I know he misses her a little.
3.
After breaking up with this girl, I quickly entered a new relationship, and I know this girl.
It's a girl who has been chasing Xixi for a long time. After Xixi fell in love with the girl she likes, she liked Xixi, but Xixi didn't choose her.
She was persistent enough to wait for Xixi for so long, and now God finally pays off, and Xixi promised to be with her.
I told Xixi that you should have a good talk and stop playing with others' feelings.
Xixi blames me for looking at him like this. He said he would definitely talk it over.
as time goes by, they are getting happier every day.
Xixi's girlfriend occasionally comes to talk to me and ask me about Xixi's past. We talked about speculation, and gradually I think they can probably walk through life hand in hand.
Soon, they have been together for two years, and they invited me to dinner and sang songs on the anniversary of the two years.
Xixi's girlfriend is holding Xixi's arm and leaning on Xixi.
Xixi broke up with his girlfriend. On the day they broke up, Xixi's girlfriend called me and asked me if Xixi had ever had an unforgettable love before.
I asked her what happened.
she said, they are all girls, and I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. Last night, Xixi and I were in the hotel, and he said he wanted it, so I thought I'd give it. Anyway, it's a condom. It's okay.
I comforted her and said, that bastard Xixi.
4.
Call Xixi and ask him where he is.
he didn't answer.
when I woke up in the morning, I saw Xixi sending me a message saying, Shang, do you think I should fucking break up with her? I fucking miss her.
just about to reply to him, he called to say that he had a big drink last night. He not only sent me these words, but also sent them in groups, and most importantly, he told a lot to his favorite girl.
The girl hung up the phone when she thought he was talking nonsense and told him to go home early and rest.
I told him, remember that sentence I told you before? You will regret it. You don't believe me. You said that the best thing you did in your life was to break up with her, but what happened?
Xixi said that he was wrong. He missed her so much. After loving so many people, he found that she was his favorite person. He is still reluctant to part with her.
If he can, he really wants to get her back, but he's such a scum, and he's afraid of getting her back, so he can't treat her well and delay her happiness.
So, in the end, Xixi stopped contacting her and deleted all her contact information.
Xixi says that he can't bother her any more.
5.
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