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Children's English story - Monkey fishing for the moon (Chinese and English) One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. He looks in the well and shouts: "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" An Older monkeys runs over, takes a look, and says, "Goodness me! The moon is really in the water!" And olderly monkey es over. The old monkey also ran over. He is very surprised as well and cries out: "The moon is in the well." A group of monkeys run over to the well. The monkeys came to the well, They looked at the moon in the well and shouted: "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let'get it out!" "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let'get it out!" It fell into the well! Come on! Let's pick it up!" Then, the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down, with his feet on the branch. And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. All the other monkeys follow his suit, And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. Hold one until it reaches the well.

Just before they reach the moon, the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, He yells excitedly "Don't be so foolish !The moon is still in the sky!" It shouted excitedly: "Don't be stupid! The moon is still hanging in the sky!" !.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What"s time to a pig?" One day, there is a city Tourists here came to a small village and drove on the country road. They wanted to see what the farm looked like and how the farmers lived in the fields. The city man saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hands and lifting it high so that it could eat...!. One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What"s time to a Pig?" One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road. He wanted to see what the farm looked like and how the farmers lived in the fields. The city man saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hands and lifting it high so that it could eat apples from the tree.

The city man said to the farmer, "I see your pigs like eating apples, but isn't it a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?" 2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. Why so red? Freddy: I ??was running down the street just now to break up a fight? Mom: You did the right thing, who was fighting with whom. Freddy: Me and Jack Smith. TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom , why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". Tom's excuse Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I pass the corner, a sign says: "School----Slow down." DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right . The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," s...TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, " School-Go Slow". Tom's Excuse Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I pass the corner, there is a sign that says: "School----Slow down."

" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, " You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. One day, Tim's math teacher looked at his homework and found that he did it all correctly. The teacher was very happy and surprised. He called Tim to the table and said, "Tim, you did it this time." You did all your homework correctly, what's going on? Did your dad do it for you? " "No, sir, my father was very busy yesterday and I had to do it all by myself. " English humorous joke Tom call Jim's name: "I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say: "You mother could (bear)!" Tom scolded Jim: "I can't stand you as a fool!" " Jim said: "Your mother can!" PS: bear has two meanings: "to live" and "to endure". This joke is based on this. Tom call Jim's name: "I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim said: "You mother could (bear)!" Tom scolded Jim: "I can't stand you being a jerk!" Jim said: "Your mother could!" P.S. bear has two meanings: "birth" The joke "Endure" is based on this. Christmas English Jokes Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students. Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year! May the teacher. season bring much pleasure to you. Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. Wishing you all the happiness. of the holiday season. I wish you happiness and happiness during the holiday season.

Hope all your Christmas dreams e true! May all your Christmas dreams e true! English Short Joke 1: She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then plete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, "It was Mom". "How do you know?" asked her father. "She didn't say anything." Two: I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, "dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?" The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, "I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” English Level 4 Joke: A woman often visits an antique store, but almost never buys anything, but is always critical of the goods and prices. The manager and her salesperson always respond to the woman’s rude complaints. But one day she went too far. “Why can’t you always get what I want in your store? "The woman accused. The clerk replied calmly with a smile on his face: "Maybe it's because we are too polite.

" A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchased anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy plaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the woman. U o= Gc ]h：,.KMult;P A smile on her face, the clerk calmly replied, "Perhaps it's because we're too polite." .One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" farmer replied, "What"s time to a pig?" One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road. He wanted to see what the farm looked like and how the farmers lived in the fields. .

The city man saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hands and lifting it high so that it could eat...!. One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What"s time to a Pig?" One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road. He wanted to see what the farm looked like and how the farmers lived in the fields. The city man saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hands and lifting it high so that it could eat apples from the tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pigs like eating apples, but isn't this a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?" Children's English Stories - One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. He looks in the well and shouts: "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" An Older monkeys runs over, takes a look, and says, "Goodness me! The moon is really in the water!" And olderly monkey es over. The old monkey also ran over. He is very surprised as well and cries out: He is also very surprised and shouts: "The moon is in the well." "Oh no, the moon fell in the well!" A group of...Children's English Stories- -Monkey fishing for the moon (Chinese and English) One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. One day, a little monkey is playing by the well.

He looks in the well and shouts: "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" An Older monkeys runs over, takes a look, and says, "Goodness me! The moon is really in the water!" And olderly monkey es over. The old monkey also ran over. He is very surprised as well and cries out: "The moon is in the well." A group of monkeys run over to the well. The monkeys came to the well. They looked at the moon in the well and shouted: "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let'get it out!" "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let's get it out!" It fell into the well! Come on! Let's pick it up!" Then, the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down, with his feet on the branch. And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. All the other monkeys follow his suit, And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. Hold one until it reaches the well. Just before they reach the moon, the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, He yells excitedly "Don't be so foolish !The moon is still in the sky!" It shouted excitedly: "Don't be stupid! The moon is still hanging in the sky!" Do you like it?