Chinese Valentine's Day paragraph copywriting

Qixi Festival Copywriting

With the development of social networks, everyone has seen copywriting. Copywriting is used to share one’s anecdotes and daily life. So what kind of copywriting is inspiring? The following is the copywriting of Chinese Valentine's Day jokes that I compiled for you. You are welcome to share them.

Chinese Valentine's Day Paragraph 1

The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

Celebrating Chinese Valentine’s Day alone: ??One Chinese Valentine’s Day, seven = death.

I just confessed my love to someone I like! Let us congratulate you just now!

Don’t ask me why I don’t want to fall in love. Why don’t you get admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University? Is it because you don’t want to?

Have you started a circle of friends? Half show of affection, half sentimental, mixed with a few strong mooncake sellers.

When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples, and you are the only single one.

The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, while I drink Qixi alone at home.

Actually, Valentine’s Day doesn’t hurt me. I say it hurts me because I want to make my friends who show affection happy. All these years, the only way to torture me is because I have no money!

Those who say you rent yourself out on Chinese Valentine’s Day, please don’t be stupid, okay? Normally no one wants it for free, but now you’re charging money?

Are you short of light bulbs for Valentine’s Day? The kind of person who sits and eats without talking is super cute. Especially if you contact me when you go to a high-end restaurant, I can also help you take photos. I am also good at photoshop.

Am I missing copywriting? What I need is a boyfriend/girlfriend. Chinese Valentine's Day Paragraph Copywriting 2

A cute little fairy, single and waiting to be teased, picked up and taken away if she likes her.

We are going to fall in love soon. I don’t know who it will be with, but I’ll be happy for him first.

Stop saying you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

The Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and has nothing to do with me.

Singles should also smile on Chinese Valentine's Day, because if you don't smile, your previous partner will laugh like a dog.

Do you know why everyone around you reminds you of the Chinese Valentine’s Day? Because you are the bird that builds the magpie bridge.

Don’t ask me how to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day, just skip it. Chinese Valentine’s Day to me is just a reminder that the summer vacation is over.

History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, and I’m still single on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year.

Today’s version of me = 98 sour and 2 single.

I am fat and have no hope of being single.

I have also held hands, with my left hand holding my right hand.

On Chinese Valentine’s Day the year before last, I was holding my mobile phone and eating dog food. Last year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, I was still holding my mobile phone and eating dog food. But this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, I’m still holding my mobile phone, eating dog food and continuing to look forward to it. For next year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day.

Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

Are there a few people who start planning long before Chinese Valentine’s Day to play computer games at home during Chinese Valentine’s Day? Chinese Valentine's Day joke copywriting 3

1. You can post your Chinese Valentine's Day gift list, just remember not to post it to the person you are sharing it with. If it gets too serious, it won't be good for anyone.

2. Don’t ask me out even on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I want to play Lianliankan at home all day long. I can eliminate every pair with just a tap of my fingers.

3. Why is it Chinese Valentine's Day again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone, why is it so difficult!

4. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich and handsome, I’m just a lazy courier.

5. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

6. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

7. During Chinese Valentine’s Day, we should do something good like stuffing small breakup notes into chocolates in the supermarket.

8. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, and I asked my wife what I want to give you. My wife said, you can give me anything. As long as it’s from you, I like it. I thought about it carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your parents' home!"

9. Every year on Chinese Valentine's Day, you all celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, but I drink Qixi.

10. This Chinese Valentine’s Day, I won’t accept gifts. I will only accept gifts from boyfriends.

11. Today, Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will meet the other parent’s parents. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

12. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship during the Qingming Festival.

13. No one told me my name, even if I did

14. I hired two children during Chinese Valentine's Day. When they meet a boy, they call me dad, and when they meet a girl, they call me mom. , it is a pair that can be broken apart.

15. "How to spend this Chinese Valentine's Day?" "Of course I will laugh it off."