The funniest joke in Youth Digest

On Sunday, March 5, the weather will get better.

Today, after I finished my homework, I took out my mother's sewing needle to play. I accidentally stabbed a chicken, which was very sad. I will never play with needles again.

Teacher's comment: Can you tell the teacher how you recognized the dead hole of that chicken at once?

It snows on Saturday in June 18.

It snows heavily today, falling like goose feathers. It's really beautiful.

Teacher's comment: Where did you see the snow in June? Can I show the teacher around?

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, but fortunately, you only saw the goldfish die. If the bird died, you would think it was afraid of heights and fell from the sky and died!

Ha, ha, ha, ........................................................................................................................................................................, I often take these diaries of my younger sister as jokes to relieve boredom.

Now, Miss Sister's diary is written very carefully. With her permission, I read her recent diary again.

One of them: when I was a child, my teacher kept a diary, but I couldn't. I copied everything from my brother when he was a child. I don't know why, every time I copy his diary, he is happy like a fool. ...