Funny lines of country love

Zhao Si: Stand back. Is that a person?

Zhao Si: Take a step and broaden your horizons.

Zhao Si: I will carry on for Sun's sake.

Liu Neng: I've been a cadre's family member for such a long time, but if I can't get to this level, I'm worried about you.

Six heads: Nice talking to you.

Zhao Si: We are like sausages on the chopping block. People can cut them at will.

Liu Neng: Is the deputy director's head portrait an ordinary head portrait? That's a faucet. ...

Zhao Si: Faucet ...

Xie Guangkun: Son, this car can only be seen but not touched, but you can talk about it.

Xie Dajiao: (commenting on Li Qiuge) She is very good-looking, with watery eyes, small figure, alas, old and slim; Quite capable. Speak with a foreign accent, that is, gabba gabba, like chewing corn beans.

Liu Ying: You're still talking about this at your age.

Xie Guangkun's wife: Look at what you've been thinking all day. What kind of hair do you want? You can't think of Liu Neng in a few days.

Zhao Si: There is another disaster in our family!

Liu Neng: My hair is all messed up! This car costs ten or twenty thousand yuan!

Chang Gui said who was embarrassed? Embarrassment can make progress, can't it?

Big head: I usually steal a dish with it.

Montana: Why?

Head: stealing vegetables

Montana: You have formed this habit. You have enough land to grow. What vegetables did you steal?

Colonel: You heard wrong, Chairman. I said stealing vegetables online.

Montana: Ah, stealing vegetables at night?

....

Wang Dana: There is land there. You should grow it yourself. Don't form that bad habit. Why steal other people's food? Buy it yourself.

Assistant Liu: It was nice talking to you.

Bigfoot: Who do you think this is reasonable with? Xie Guangkun got on the bus.

Old Liu Tou: This is a bit big, forget it.

Liu Neng: What are you eating? You forgot to eat or sleep. ...

Zhao Yutian: I'll call you mom.

Liu Ying: Don't talk nonsense, your brother is listening here!

Liu Neng: If people don't understand, money will understand.

Liu Neng: You said that if one of these two things can be realized for me, I can sleep peacefully.

Xie Guangkun: As the principal of your primary school, I drank two chickens and slapped you.

Zhao Si: Xie Guangkun's series is on my head.

Yutian Niang: He doesn't know that our family is related by blood?

Zhao Si: I can't help thinking about it.

Zhao Si: Liu Neng is a dishonest boy. He hit a wall and turned around!

Yutian Niang: You are not crooked, but crooked mouth.

Liu Neng: If you don't eat for a day, Zhao Si will have to open his mouth.

Liu Ying: Buy a car.

Zhao Si: The baby hasn't been born yet. What's the hurry? By then, the whole small plane will fly.

Liu Ying: Dad, I'm talking about cars.

Liu Datou: This thing is the best, the king of fruit (carrot), which contains vitamin CC.

Liu Neng: Don't say yes, I'm in a worse mood now than before my father left …

Liu Neng: It's incredible that your popularity can achieve this effect ...

Zhao Si: I have been immersed in joy and sadness!

Zhao Si: Don't mention this celebration again!

Zhao Guoqiang: You sound like a thief!

Wang Dana: Why are all ivory people so talkative? They all have ivory!

Zhao Si: This is a sample.

Xie Guangkun: Yes.

In the episode celebrated in Liu Neng, Xie Guangkun sprayed water on the bag.

Liu Neng: What's Yutian's mother's name again?

Zhao Si: Liu Neng, don't you think it's too much for you to call me in the middle of the night to ask my daughter-in-law's name?

Liu Neng: Old four, see where you want to go. I didn't ask his name and write him a love letter.

Guang Kun: I think I should give them a vaccination first.

Guang Kun's wife: Forget it, you are allergic to others again.

Zhao Si: I'm so unpopular. I am.

Zhao Si: Is this the hospital? Who saw me and said I was ill?

Zhao Si: Now I think Liu Neng is like a toad.

Liu Neng: The demo version is still wearing armor.

Zhao Si: Is this doorman arrogant?

Zhao Si: Hmm. There will be no celebration in Liu Ying tomorrow. I have been immersed in joy and sadness.

Yutian's mother: Then I'll find Liu Neng!

Zhao Si: I find you are very excited when you mention Liu Neng!

Liu Neng: Dad was castrated by several doors today.

Guang Kun: What about the plane? Not Liu Neng?

Assistant Liu: Go home quickly. I have to continue to practice.

Liu Neng: (After discovering that no one kept the ceremony) You have never lost so much in your brother's history.

Liu Neng: Although I am the deputy director, we are in-laws. No matter how old my official is, I also like to play with the people.

Zhao Si: 500 yuan cut him off.

Zhao Si: Then compare me with Liu Neng. Is that still a person?

Zhao Si: How many inhuman things did I do for you in town yesterday?

Liu Neng: Pushing the wheel of history forward.

Zhao Si: A group fight means that the four of us cut you, and a one-on-one fight means that you cut the four of us.

Zhao Si: (talking about Xie Guangkun's donkey) I can't even find yang shen. It can walk to Shenyang!

Liu Neng: Zhao Si praised you to the skies by himself. .

Liu Neng: The kindness of dripping water should be repaid with money.

Liu Neng: I don't want to be a bad person. I want to be a village director.

Zhao Si: Step aside.

Xie Guangkun's wife: You think you are a convertible, so close the skylight quickly.

Liu Neng: Zhao Guoqiang, Zhao Guoqiang, put a spring on her cheek.

Zhao Si: Fuck off. ...

Liu Neng said to Zhao Si, I'll give you a cigarette to ease your pain. ...

Zhao Si: My car is unlocked! Put it outside and be afraid of losing it!

Changgui: My back hurts when I stand and talk.

Liu Neng: Then sit in my chair.

Changgui: I don't have that ass. I'm confused sitting on it.

Liu Neng: I must tell you that you must swallow your tears.

Liu Neng: I will make you cry in the future.

Changgui: Liu Neng and Liu Neng, you can do anything!

Zhao Si: I'm going to spend some money to build a harmonious family.

After Liu Neng exercised the director's right, the Zhao Si family invited him to dinner, and the stewed chicken was not half served.

Liu Neng: Why hasn't the stewed chicken been served yet?

Xie Yutian's mother: It takes a long time to stew. Not yet.

Liu Neng: That's all right. After stewing, I'll take a pot home and eat it slowly.

Zhao Si: That guy got into a fight with Liu!

Xie Yutian's mother put the chicken on the table.

Liu Neng: This guy won't be quiet without pressure.

Old Liu Tou: Don't always tell the truth!

Chang Gui said that Xiang embroidery and big countries: there is no shortage of food and clothing, except happiness, there is happiness left.

Wang Tianlai: You are Shanghai, we are ivory mountain, you are the sea, and we are mountains. Of course there is a difference.

Liu Neng said to Xie Guangkun: Your head is Lei Zhenzi.

Wang Tianlai: It's normal to encounter something unusual.

Zhao Si: I decided to cure it. ...

I'm not necessarily afraid to go to the hospital for treatment. If I want to go to Liu Neng, I must take precautions.

You are also fighting in groups, Xiao ... Xiao Yang, Zhao He is the only one who makes you humble, you know?

Liu Neng: Endure calm for a while, and get angry and sick after a battle.

Laosi denied that Xie Dajiao was not as good as Laosi and said, "I can accept any gentleman who is older than you, either I or Li Ren (who is studying in Yin), but don't compare with him."

Small Shenyang rejected Li Qiuge: "You are the sea, we are the mountains, and it is normal to encounter abnormal things here."

Xiaomei: Go and brush your teeth.

Liu Yishui: Save some water.

Wang Dana said Liu Da's head: You said you had an antenna on your head, and you contacted everywhere.

Zhao Si: My legs and feet are not ~ ~ ~ I don't know if I should hug them. I'm telling you, ordinary people here can't compete with me.

Qiu Ge: Where are you taking me?

Teana: Can't we find a secluded place for two?

Qiu Ge: Two people? Do you want to love me?

Teana: Ah. (This sentence is super funny to say on this day.)

Little girls in Shenyang often say this, which always sounds good. . .

Old four: Actually, I don't know what's wrong. Now, as soon as I see Liu Neng, I will tell you that if I am angry, I will not fight, so I want to sell him.

Then I'll walk with him for two steps

Lao Yuan: Did you hit someone?

Zhao Si: Who hit you?

Zhao Si was only joking. Are you kidding? As for finding a lot of people?

What can you do if you don't make noise? What can you do if you don't make noise?

Don't go until you have eaten.

I am still eating. I haven't had a drink for such a long time.

Zhao Si: In-laws, do you think everything has its vanquisher? The pressure cooker will rot when pressed.

Liu Neng: That is to say, if you don't put pressure on him, he won't get up.

Zhao Si: No, today we have another ... another tough battle!

Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Zhao Si: It's ok to be a village director with my IQ, but I have some technical problems in facial features and looks.

Small Shenyang said: the past is like smoke, spicy eyes. Why?

Tears!

Zhao Si said to the doorman, No, I just found out if you are possessed and stare at me all day.

Doorman: Which Liu Neng?

Zhao Si: Only my in-laws Liu Neng.

Doorman: Don't let Liu Neng bleed. Get out of here I locked the door.

Liu Neng: How can the Huangpu River be suffocating? Straighten your tongue.

Liu Neng: Liu Ying, Liu Ying. ..

Zhao Si: In-laws, don't shout yet. Liu Yinggang fell asleep. What do you think you will do if the children are afraid again?

Liu Neng: I was just yelling. I was scared?

Zhao Si: His problem is not that she just fell asleep. You are such a thief!

Wang Tianlai: What the hell? You shameless bastard?

Wang Dana: What the hell? Then who will celebrate Sunday?

Zhao Si: In-laws, you are really watering.

Xie Dajiao: This kid's hair is like a shell.

The second child: seven stars protect the face and specialize in treating deviation.

Six heads: Say you are wrong.

Secretary: I was wrong.

Liu Neng: Hey, I can't get hard now.

Liu Yingniang: Never mind, we are still pointing at you.

Changgui: Women should be hard on themselves.

Bigfoot: What are you talking about? Can't you say something gentle?

Changgui: You are cruel!