Jokes about Universiade

Clothing-white coat and mask!

Slogan-Eliminate SARS pneumonia and give me back my health!

Publicity materials-two human bone specimens, skull replaced by the head of the principal and party secretary.

The movement when passing through the rostrum-all the people are marching forward, waving scalpels or needles.

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-it was terrible.

2. (Department of Architecture)

Clothing-overalls and helmets

Slogan-With us, you won't lack the "cover"!

Poster-a large-scale design of our new campus (it looks like a cemetery in any way)

The action when passing through the rostrum-all the people are marching forward, dragging a steel bar in their left hand and waving bricks in their right hand.

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-too violent! It's a bunch of young people!

3. (Fine Arts Department)

Clothes-no clothes at all (full body painting)

Slogan-although there are not many gentlemen, dare to take off!

Poster-nude portrait of the principal and party secretary (looks like two pigs taking a bath)

The movement when passing the rostrum-sweet, posing!

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-(nosebleeds like a river) Children are too open now!

4. (Accounting and Finance Department)

Clothing-the first few rows are wearing armored car security clothes, and the last few rows are wearing red vests!

Slogan-If you are crazy, please rob the bank!

Poster-huge sum (the head is the principal's)!

The action when passing the rostrum-throwing paper money all over the sky!

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-what fucking bad luck!

5. (Foreign Languages Department)

Clothing-national clothing

Slogan-thank you, teacher! (everyone watches it when they are teachers. 3 Q)!

Poster-Wedding photo of Bush and Saddam Hussein!

When you pass the podium, you all look to the right and stretch out your middle finger in unison!

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-don't think that we don't understand that their gestures mean victory!

6. (History Department)

Clothing-all ancient clothing

Slogan-Anti-Qing Restoration, World Peace

Poster-Jurassic dinosaur (head replaced by party secretary)

The action when passing the rostrum-face the rostrum and practice a set of dog-beating techniques!

The reflection of the leaders on the stage-practice well, but you should not practice backwards!

7. (Ministry of Agriculture)

Clothing-red cotton-padded jacket and cotton trousers! (with a herd of cows)

Slogan-be a good cow and produce good milk!

Poster-a super fat pig (head changed to department head)

The action of passing the rostrum-a whistle, all the animals rushed to the rostrum!

The reaction of the leaders on the stage-(wiping the shit on his body for a long time) Whose fucking idea was this?