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There must be bugs in this piece of wood.

There must be bugs in this piece of wood.

The sun is rising, and the warm sunshine shines on me through the leaves, which makes me feel very warm.

I yawned and stretched myself. I am a woodpecker and a doctor in the forest. I tidied up my feathers and flew out, first to cure the tree and second to find food for myself. When I fly, I greet birds and trees around me.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of "knock, knock, knock" in the forest. After listening for a while, I found that the sound was very strange, not like the same kind pecking at it at all. So I flew over and stopped to see that it was a man with a wooden head cutting down a tree with a sharp axe. Grandpa Tree cried with pain, and there were several scars on his body. I flew to the lumberjack's shoulder in anger and pecked his elm-like head. As I pecked, I said, "There must be bugs in this piece of wood. I have to peck you out …" Yes! There are two selfish bugs and greedy bugs in this piece of wood. These two bugs make people confused. I pecked hard and pecked out two bugs and ate them. The man put down his axe and left.

I flew to town with a group of woodpeckers to see people with bugs in their heads. ...