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Funny Script of College Students' Campus Life: Cohesion of Every Love

He Le, classmates, Mona, Sally, caring, caring, a group of Apples (played by people) and a group of extras (including student union officers).

Prop apples, 2 wheelchairs, 8 big placards, shops. ...

[The opening music "Xi Play" is a wonderful prelude (pay attention to the use of lighting)

[At this point, He Le and his classmates A, B, C, D and a bunch of apples have already made their own models, and the lights are dim.

[Dynamic prelude "Xi Shua", everyone on the stage (including Apple people) danced wildly and began to sing.

Ho: Big apples … red apples … fragrant apples, how delicious! ..... buy one ... buy two ... buy three, please take out the money in your bag and the money in your pocket. Come and buy apples, three yuan and two Jin. Cheap and real! I promise to buy it after eating. If I don't eat, water will flow out of my heart. Apple will cut prices, jump off buildings and have a big sale. I want to buy it now, hey ...

[During the performance, students A, B and D posted placards that read "Jump off the building, clear the warehouse, have a tearful sale", "Mo Yan won the prize, and we will go home after the sale", "Happy Apple, bid farewell to the performance, lose everything, and make a sad curtain call" and "The market economy is cruel and will never return". The font is very eye-catching

People come and go, but Apple still goes unnoticed.

After eating music and apples, my waist is not sore. . . . . . . . .

He Le: What are you talking about? Hit the factory! Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even dig it out.

Oh, I'm sorry, that's not right.

A: Hele, I don't think so.

He Le: Yes, from the marketing point of view, the idea you put forward can be summarized in three words. ...

Q: What?

He Le: Bad idea!

B: No way. We racked our brains and tried our best to come up with a wonderful advertisement and tried our best to eat milk. Hey, especially the sentence "Mo Yan won the prize, and we will go home after we sell it". What a strong sense of the times!

A: Yes! Also, the "Lehe Apple, Farewell Performance" named after you has raised our business of selling apples from small vendors to the height of brand building, and our Lehe brand apples will definitely break out of the power shortage and move towards …

He Le: Where to?

B: At least go to Xinglong Temple.

He Le: So, from the market point of view, ...

How's it going?

He Le: Super Universe is invincible ... Bad idea!

Everyone (frustrated): OK! Hello, we won't help you, let's see what you do.

C: I want you to know that you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

[Everyone left, He Le wanted to catch it, but when he didn't catch it, he sat on the ground with a live apple in his arms.

[The scene was gloomy, and the prelude of "Love in Hiroshima" began. I chased the lights to the corner of the stage and followed the crowd to perform a short charity sale scene of selling roses for out-of-school children. At the end of the music, the actor stepped down, chasing the light, and playing what fun. He Le was inspired, as if he had been reborn. If possible, he could release some pigeons or raise pieces of paper.

He Le: (shocked) It's love! It was love that made them pay the price!

Classmate, please be as quick as lightning and bring your best friend to me in 3 minutes, otherwise Uncle He will be very angry and the consequences will be very serious!

[Four men and Elham and Sally quickly met.

A: Please! All four of us have names, so stop calling them ghosts.

He Le: I am the protagonist in this play, and your names are not important. Did your girlfriend bring it?

You know we don't have girlfriends, but raccoons and raccoons are here!

He Le: (to two beautiful women) What are the two beautiful women doing next? Here's my business card. Don't ask. ...

Second woman: My name is Mona and my name is Sally.

He Le: Oh, it's the Mona Lisa.

Mona: He Le, general manager of Apple Branch of Dashang Group Company, School of Electrical Engineering. Big trauma?

He Le: It's short for Business Group Company of College Students' Entrepreneurship Center.

A: This is a non-governmental organization. It has not been recognized by the school.

Sally: Wow ~ ~ ~, so the famous He Le is you? You are famous in the student union. I've heard a lot about you. (to show admiration)

He Le: No, I'm flattered by friends from Jianghu.

Mona: They say harmony is a typical product of market economy. He doesn't study hard all day, but only knows how to make money by doing business. What Xinglong Mountain barbecue restaurant, lover's karaoke and Tiangong Lake Internet bar have been opened before? ...

He Le: That was the predecessor of our Dashang Group ... It turns out that many people are still paying attention to me and studying me. Well, don't mention it again. Come here, you two. We're like this ...

When No Tears in Moscow begins, Mona pushes Sally forward from behind the stage in a wheelchair.

Mona: It was a dark windy winter night three years ago. It snows heavily. Mom and dad are driving home. It was dark and the road was slippery. They rushed to the side of the road and slept forever. Since then, I have lived alone with my sister who is unable to move.

Sally: My sister is very strong and not used to tears. All the pain is on her back. Every time I see my sister worried about making me study and live better, I will blame myself, but … I can't move easily, which not only can't help my sister, but also increases her burden.

Mona Li Shahe: Although our life is bitter and tiring, we will not give up, we will not give up hope, and we will not give up life. We are looking for the flame of love in the vast sea of people.

[Following the theme song of the 2006 World Cup, some people began to perform, suggesting to sell it.

[During the performance, students A, B and D posted placards, which read "Why don't you buy apples and offer your love at a discount", "Why don't you buy apples to help the disabled", 1 apple = 1 share your love "and" Why don't you buy apples to offer your love ".

[Kaga came up and took all the apples.

【 《 Knife Club 》 music. Someone shouted: "Hu Dan, President of the Student Union, is here!" . Hu Dan led the student union officials to look He Le in the eye.

【 "Good breakup" began. He Le eyes confused, want to slip away, didn't slip away.

Hu Dan: Hum, don't run. What are you doing, Mr. He? If you didn't do anything shameful, why did you hide when you saw me?

He Le: Ahem, um ... I don't feel well today. I don't want to say more. Tell President Hu that I didn't do anything. Knowing that you have always looked down on me, I certainly want to hide when I see you, but I didn't escape (quietly).

Hu Dan: He Le, don't always try to cheat me, and don't say it easily.

He Le: President Hu, don't put on airs to scare me. I did nothing wrong.

Hu Dan: Selling apples and giving love is a good cover.

He Le: What do you mean? ...

Hu Dan: Don't stop these deceptive tricks. Why don't you admit your mistake and tidy up the high numbers on your schoolbag!

He Le: No, the apples are not sold out yet. I will go to Gaoshu when it is sold out.

Hu Dan: I can't let you cheat everyone any more.

He: Cheat, cheat, cheat. Like buying and selling

"You are the only one in my heart without him" music. Hu Dan revealed He Le to everyone: "He is a liar!"

Hu Dan Sang: His heart is full of money, not love. You should know that all his love is fake. He made up stories to make money, and so did his two sisters. All he has in mind is money.

He Le sings: Although we start a business to make money, please believe that my love is true. I have my own difficulties, my own ideas, but my love is true. ...

In the intermittent part of the music, everyone surrounded and accused He Le and others, especially treating He Le as a rat crossing the street. From time to time, someone in the crowd shouted "Go to see your dean", "Give us our money back", "Liar" and "Send him to the police station" ...

Everyone chorused: they only have money but no love in their hearts. You should know that their love is fake. The story made up is also fake to make money. All they have in mind is money.

Suddenly, a clear female voice (with an accent would be better) came: "Excuse me, is Mr. He Le there?" The chaos came to an abrupt end, and everyone looked at He Le. Care. Push nursing with wheelchair.

[He Le looked at the sisters and seemed to think of something, confused again. Fill the world with love.

Concern: Is it Brother He Le? (The dialect is slightly awkward)

He Le: I ... Yes. ...

Sister: Oh, my hero! Finally found you, you know, we have been trying to find you. Let you come, you don't come, it's not decent.

(Music continues)

Concern: We finally found you.

He Le: (guessing) Is it ... caring?

Concern: We finally meet.

Hu Dan: What happened? Did he do something bad again?

Care: No, it isn't. We are # # fresh graduates. My sister cares and so does she. I was concerned that I got a strange disease less than half a year after I entered school, and I never stood up again. Mom and dad died early, and our tuition fees were raised by relatives and subsidized by society. If we want to treat my sister's illness, we won't have any money anymore, so I sent a message for help on the Internet and soon got a lot of donations. One of the netizens named "Big Trauma" said that he saw our information and decided to support us until graduation. At first, I thought he was joking. Unexpectedly, he really fulfilled his promise three years later. We thought, our life is really good. We must have met a big boss, but later we chatted with him through QQ and found out that he was not a real boss. Like us, he is a poor student. He used his spare time to work and do business, and saved money bit by bit to treat my sister, so that our sisters have confidence, courage and capital to persist today! For three years, my sister and I have always had a wish that we must see the true face of this kind-hearted man. Although he was well hidden, we found him. He Le is the man we are looking for! Thank you! Good people!

[After the silence, it suddenly broke out, and then everyone gathered around He Le.

A: (solemnly) thank the school for failing him, otherwise you wouldn't have seen him today.

B: I also thank the school for not expelling him, otherwise this touching scene would not have happened.

Hu Dan: Hele, we were wrong about you. But why didn't you tell us?

He Le: It's no small matter. President Hu, have you forgotten that I have another nickname, He Zudao?

Hu Dan: You! (Let's learn from Hu Dan) The starting point is good, but the method is not appropriate.

Hu Dan: Meanwhile, I want to tell you good news. Because there are other students in need in our college, such as loving sister, the college leaders decided that we students should set up special love funds and love funds to help those students with family difficulties and diseases respectively.

He Le: You don't have to come out to sell apples in the future. It seems that my trauma company is really going out of business.

Hu Dan: It doesn't matter, as long as we all join the ranks of love, He Le, your comrades will be all over the campus!

【 《 Cohesion of every love 》 music.

Caring and considerate song: we have gone through the ups and downs of the years hand in hand.

Mona and Shalisan: We have experienced unforgettable days and nights together. We are in the same boat.

He Le sings: This is our beautiful campus, without sadness.

A and B sing: No matter how difficult it is, we will never.