Funeral joke

197165438in0+65438in0+15in0, under the guidance of Cole, Director of Protocol Department of the United Nations, then Vice Foreign Minister Joe led the China delegation to the United Nations conference hall with their heads held high and went straight to the back of the sign with the words "China" written on it.

It turned out that a month ago, 23 countries, including Albanian and dancing Tanzanian representative Salim, put forward a proposal to "restore People's Republic of China (PRC)'s legitimate rights in the United Nations". After the adoption of the proposal, the new China was able to return to the United Nations.

However, at 1983, Joe was seriously ill. On his deathbed, Joe called his wife Zhang and asked anxiously, "Yes, would you like to be buried with me?" Joe fell into a deep sleep before his wife could speak.

In the end, Zhang was widowed for her husband for 25 years, but failed to fulfill his last wish. Why?

19 13 On March 28th, Joe was born in a landlord's family in the east of Yancheng County, Jiangsu Province. Although his father is a landlord, he is very open-minded and often gives some money to help tenants.

19 19 The father asked his younger brother Qiao Shouqing to teach the children. Qiao Shouqing soon discovered Joe's photographic memory and attached great importance to him.

Although Qiao Huaguan studies well, he is a naughty boy. Joe's third brother-in-law often catches people, which is not good for his sister, so he wants to find a chance to play a trick on his brother-in-law

One morning, Joe found a rotten dead snake on the side of the road. Qiao Huaguan saw that there was no one around, so he hid the dead snake behind him and ran to his brother-in-law for a pretence. Just as the brother-in-law laughed, Qiao Huaguan directly stabbed the snake in his face. The brother-in-law jumped up from his chair and fell to the ground shivering.

1929 After graduating from high school, he was admitted to the Philosophy Department of Tsinghua University and became the youngest student among his classmates. He was only 16 years old that year. After graduation, I went to Imperial University in Tokyo, Japan to study philosophy and take part in the revolutionary movement.

However, the international environment was changing at that time. Because of Joe's close relationship with a political party in Japan, he was discovered by the Japanese government and was finally deported and repatriated.

1935, Joe got the opportunity to study at the University of Tubingen in Germany, where he was exposed to Marxism. A year later, Joe got a doctorate in philosophy.

After the July 7th Incident broke out, Joe saw through the Japanese plot and resolutely gave up his superior life in Germany and returned to his native land not far from Wan Li.

1940 In May, Germany and France were in dire straits. For a month, Germany was resisted by maginot line and dared not move forward. At this time, there was a cheerful atmosphere in France. They firmly believe that their great Third Republic of France is thriving.

When this statement came out, the audience was in an uproar. The scholar beside him concealed his ridicule and prepared to watch Joe's jokes three days later.

Three days later, France really surrendered. The Germans bypassed maginot line and the army went straight to Paris. Seeing that the French government was weak, it had to kneel down and surrender, while the German Nazi flag was flying over Paris.

Afterwards, in order to support his argument, Joe also published an article entitled "The Collapse of France", with sharp words and precise words, which actually attracted the attention of Chairman Mao.

Joe was only 27 years old.

Qiao Huaguan knew that he was not good at confronting the enemy head-on, so he decided to use a pen as a gun like Mr. Lu Xun to break the arrogance of the invaders.

Since he became the editor-in-chief of the Evening News, he has frequently published some international hot spots and articles supporting the Anti-Japanese War, and during this period, he has published his own representative works: Stalin's Big Hand, Stalin's Big Hand and other popular articles.

He gained a large number of loyal fans under the pseudonym of "Qiao Mu", among which two people had the greatest influence on him, one was his first wife Gong Peng, and the other was Mao Zedong, the leader of China people.

Once Chairman Mao and his friends inadvertently talked about the arbor, only to find that Chairman Mao suddenly smiled:

1939, Joe officially joined China under the introduction of Liao Chengzhi and worked with Premier Zhou for more than 30 years.

Joe Huaguan recognized Gong Peng and married her.

/kloc-in the autumn of 0/942, Joe, as the international news editor of Chongqing Xinhua Daily, came to Chongqing alone, where he met his beloved Gong Peng.

Gong Peng's father is the founder of the League, Mr. Gong Zhouzhen. He served in the 35th Brigade of the Army before, so he was known as the "Iron General". He personally taught his daughter Gong Peng lessons, cultivated her patriotic thoughts, and advocated that her daughter take part in the revolution.

1936 When Joe was still studying in Germany, he quietly joined China because he was afraid to tell his father's identity.

But father Gong saw that the cat was tired. He called his daughter to him and said earnestly:

Before meeting Joe, Gong Peng had an affair. She met on 1938, and developed a good impression during the revolution, and they came together under the mediation of Mr. Peng.

Unfortunately, Mr Liu Wenhua died unexpectedly. Before leaving, he wrote a suicide note to his wife: "Wife, I miss you very much. If anything happens to me, please marry again. As long as you don't leave the revolution, you will always live up to me ... "

1April, 943, Joe was curled up in bed with peritonitis, and the terrible pain made him cry and moan loudly.

Gong Peng pushed the door open after hearing the sound. After seeing his pale face, Gong Peng hurried to Qixinggang, and invited Li Hao, a surgeon from the public hospital.

When Li Hao arrived, he found that Joe had acute diffuse peritonitis, and he had to prepare for the operation immediately. He and Gong Peng rushed to the People's Hospital on a stretcher for rescue, and asked Liang, the director of surgery, to perform the operation himself, and saved Joe.

After hearing the news, Premier Zhou made a special trip to visit Joe's illness and brought precious penicillin.

After meeting Joe and Gong Peng, Premier Zhou felt that they were a match made in heaven. Under the intention of matchmaking, he said to Gong Peng, "You should take care of Qiao Huaguan more. He needs you recently. "

In the long run, Joe and Gong Peng became familiar with each other and had a good impression on each other. However, because of Gong Peng's dead father, Gong Peng couldn't speak his mind.

However, their good friends, Mr. and Mrs. Feng, had already discovered their secret love, so they did their ideological work and even invited Premier Zhou to personally match the bridge.

One day, Joe and Gong Peng came to Premier Zhou's office. After busy business, Premier Zhou suddenly said, "When are you going to put it off?"

Hearing this, Gong Peng naturally understood Premier Zhou's mind. Her little face turned red instantly, and she bowed her head shyly, as if to hide in a crack in the ground.

At this time, Joe is also very uncomfortable. In order to hide his embarrassment, he could only take out the cigarette case in his clothes and pick up a cigarette with trepidation. Before he lit the cigarette, he noticed a "No Smoking" sign on Premier Zhou's desk, so he had to put the cigarette back in his pocket carefully.

Seeing Joe so embarrassed, Gong Peng next to him couldn't help laughing. She told Premier Zhou: "People's westerners don't smoke, and this mood is depressing."

After listening to Gong Peng's teasing about Joe, Premier Zhou couldn't help laughing. He said happily, "Smoking is forbidden here, but I don't forbid marriage. You can discuss it. "

Under the matchmaking of Premier Zhou, they finally got married in1943165438+10. Because of the material difficulties at that time, they did not hold a wedding, and they came together quietly.

At this moment, a guard came from the outside and put a square red silk in his hand on his desk. Qiao Huaguan was very happy after receiving the gift. She quickly opened the quilt and wanted to cut it.

But when he opened it, he was in tears, only to see the signatures of Dong, Deng and others on the quilt and their good wishes to the couple.

After the establishment of People's Republic of China (PRC) after 1949, Joe and Gong Peng were highly valued, and even went to North Korea to negotiate with Li Kenong on the Korean battlefield, which made many contributions to our country.

However, after May of 1970, his wife Gong Peng was in poor health due to long-term overwork. She has to take several bottles of pills every day to make a living, and Joe can't always be with him because of state affairs, so she must bring her some gifts after going out.

Once Gong Peng suddenly collapsed and couldn't move while entertaining his friends for many years. Seeing his wife's accident, Joe immediately sent him to the hospital for rescue and was finally diagnosed with a ruptured cerebral artery.

Premier Zhou immediately called a rescue team and performed brain surgery on Gong Peng. However, the operation in the brain is so simple. In the end, Gong Peng died because of invalid rescue.

1On September 29th, 970, Gong Peng, who was only 56 years old, died in the hospital. Joe was sitting beside the hospital bed, clutching his dead wife's hands tightly.

Qiao Huaguan and Gong Peng have been together for more than twenty years. They are very happy in life and work. Now that his wife has died of illness, Joe doesn't know what to do. Every day after work, he can only look at Gong Peng's photo and cry until late at night.

Just then, a little girl came into his life and brought joy to the rest of her life. This man's name is Zhang.

Zhang's mother, Tan, was a salesman at the Kangkeling Pen Counter of Yongan Company. Because of her outstanding appearance, she is called Kangkeling Beauty. His father is the son of warlord Chen, and his parents were pregnant before marriage, because his mother didn't want to be a concubine and never got married.

After Zhang was born, his father was only willing to pay alimony. Tan was so angry that he wanted to give Zhang to the rickshaw man.

Fortunately, Zhang came forward to mediate, adopted the girl and named her Zhang.

196365438+On February 26th, Chairman Mao invited Zhang and other friends to attend his seventieth birthday, and Zhang took his adopted daughter with him.

During dinner, Chairman Mao learned that Zhang was teaching at Beijing Foreign Studies University. Chairman Mao thought that the new China would have to contact with European and American countries in the future, so he said to Zhang:

When Zhang heard that she wanted to be Chairman Mao's teacher, her heart was pounding. She replied trembling, "Chairman Mao, how can I be your teacher?" ? You are the teacher of all of us. "

But Chairman Mao did not give up, but talked about it many times. Soon after, Zhang became Chairman Mao's English teacher for half a year.

197 1 year, Chairman Mao named Zhang to work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Her immediate boss was Joe, who was in a period of depression.

1October 25th,197 10, The Proposal on Restoring the Legal Rights of People's Republic of China (PRC) (PRC) in the United Nations was published and passed, and the delegation of China was invited to attend.

Chairman Mao ordered Joe to lead Zhang and others to attend.

Before he left, the chairman held the inaugural meeting of the delegation in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and discussed many issues of this trip. However, Zhang was late on the first day because of the delay in handling affairs.

Zhang has just arrived in the conference room, and Joe is letting everyone know each other and introducing his name.

Just as Zhang stood up and was about to speak, Joe asked angrily, "Are you Zhang? Zhang Xing's old daughter? "

Zhang Jianqiao was full of anger and said with great anxiety, "Yes, yes."

At this moment, Joe said loudly, "It's Liu you withheld from me!"

It turned out that Zhang's father asked his daughter to give Joe the revised Liu, but Zhang, who had just arrived at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at that time, was afraid of attracting criticism and put the book in his office.

1 12 10/2, China delegation came to the United States. Because Joe's translation has an important task, Zhang became Joe's translator.

At this time, Joe was holding talks with UN Secretary-General Wu Dan, but due to Zhang's temporary transfer, some military bases were not translated clearly, which made the meeting process very slow.

Because of the importance of this matter, Joe immediately said, "how can you be so confused?" Forget it, I don't want you to translate. Old Bear (Xiong Xianghui) help me quickly. "

Zhang hurriedly explained: "I was transferred temporarily ..."

But Joe was busy and said impatiently, "I don't have time to explain to you now."

As a result, their relationship fell to freezing point.

At this time, Zhang also felt bad. In addition to the difficulties at work, her marriage also went wrong. Zhang's husband is a gifted scholar of Peking University. After Zhang gave birth to a child, he began to have an affair.

Chairman Mao heard the news and advised her: "Teacher Zhang, I want to criticize you. You are hopeless! You don't liberate yourself because of face! Your men have run away, why don't you get divorced? "

Zhang was crying by the chairman, and after being educated by Chairman Mao, he went home and formally divorced his husband.

There is no burden in life, and Zhang has made progress in his work.

1972 Joe and Zhang visited Pakistan together. After the meeting, Zhang sorted out the minutes of the meeting and handed them to Joe.

As soon as he entered the door, Zhang saw Joe's tired side. At this time, he collapsed on the sofa. Seeing Zhang, Joe suddenly said, "I know you have a problem with me. I'm pathetic. Please don't be angry with me. "

Say that finish, Joe took a deep breath and meditated on the sofa.

Over time, Zhang and Joe became more and more familiar and married this man who was 22 years apart.

Before his death in September, Qiao Huaguan asked his wife, 1983: "Including it, would you like to be buried with me?" Before his wife could answer, Joe closed his eyes forever.

After Joe left, Zhang lived alone for 25 years. During this period, her friend advised her: "Do you want to accept another relationship?"

Zhang replied: "Love cannot be regretted. I have been to the seaside before, so it is impossible to swim in the stream. "

On June 26th, 2008, Zhang left a will on whether to be buried together:

Zhang's daughter, Huang Hong, is puzzled. I don't know why her mother doesn't want to be buried with Uncle Joe.

The head nurse who has been taking care of her mother replied, "She has gone to another world and doesn't want to have any more right and wrong in this world ..."