A joke that laughed for a second.

1, the baby was sleeping, and a mosquito flew to his ass. Dad drove away the mosquitoes and put some toilet water on the baby's ass. The baby woke up with a start and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass.

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2. My son goes to kindergarten, and my husband picks him up every day. Because my best friend's husband never brings children, I think this is the happiest thing for me to show off. On this day, my husband's company was very busy working overtime, so I went to pick up my son from school. Just arrived at the school gate, I saw a teacher squatting down to tidy up his son's clothes and talking to him. After thanking him, I am going to take my son home. The teacher made a phone call and asked, liar, didn't you say you didn't have a wife?

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3. There was an old man who was a heavy drinker and drank several cups every meal. His daughter-in-law couldn't help but persuade: "Dad, does it taste good?" The old man said: "I feel uncomfortable, it is simply a hell on earth!" " "The daughter-in-law took the opportunity to say," Then don't drink, and give all the good wine at home to the children's grandfather? "The old man said angrily," I am guilty, how can I let my in-laws suffer! " "

One day, Chinese cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so it was taken off one by one and disappeared.

5. A steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt very hungry, so he ate himself.