A light and interesting opening remark

Lead: Of all the speeches I have heard, only humorous opening remarks can attract my attention most, so I want to share these classic opening remarks with you, hoping you will like them.

Relaxed and funny opening remarks 1

In an impromptu speech contest held by a school to commemorate the May 4th Youth Day, Wang Tong used it as the voice. Before her speech, seven students had given speeches, and most of them were called "teachers and classmates". If Wang Tong still uses this title, it will be difficult to attract the audience. So she adopted a title that no one else had ever used: "Hello, future engineer, accountant, factory director and manager!" "

Schools in Wang Tong have majors in machinery, casting, accounting and management. Wang Tong, a name that accords with the actual situation and is full of new ideas and hopes, suddenly attracted the audience like a huge magnet. Her voice disappeared and a thousand pairs of eyes focused on her, which created a good situation for her speech and set the tone for success. A good opening speech can really impress the audience with you. Mr. Ling Feng, a famous artist in Taiwan Province Province, is such a person who is good at making the audience remember him with opening remarks.

Relaxed and funny opening remarks 2

Distinguished guests, friends and relatives, ladies and gentlemen,

(used when meeting at night) Good evening.

It is a great honor to be entrusted by the respected xx to preside over the wedding of Miss xx and Mr xx here.

I hope all our guests will have a good time here today, share the joy of the bride and groom, and have a very happy and unforgettable evening!

Here, I have a small request. When our bride and groom walk into this wedding hall hand in hand, I hope that every friend here can welcome the bride and groom with your applause and cheers, accompanied by the music of the wedding March. What did you say?/Sorry?

Everyone's answer seems to be not enthusiastic enough. Your mood directly affects my mood. Everybody says, okay?

Now, let's play the wedding March and cheer for the arrival of the bride and groom!

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1990 CCTV invited Mr. Ling Feng, a film artist from Taiwan Province Province, to attend the Spring Festival Gala. At that time, many audiences were still unfamiliar with him, but after his wonderful opening remarks, he was immediately recognized by the audience and received a warm welcome. He said: "In LAM Raymond, I am different from the article. Although we both won the Golden Bell Award and the title of Best Male Singer, I am famous for my ugly appearance ... Generally speaking, the female audience has a bad impression on me. They think I am thinner than a yellow flower and my face is darker than coal. " This sentence is funny but not playful, which makes the audience laugh. This opening remark left a good impression of frankness, wit and humor. Soon, at the "Golden Microphone" night literary evening, I saw him say to the audience with a smile, "I'm glad to see you, but it's a pity to see you again." The audience applauded warmly.

Since then, Ling Feng's name has spread all over the motherland. A speaker in Houston said, "As far as I know, the purpose of humor is to make the audience like the speaker. If they like the speaker, they must like what he says. " In other words, using the power of humor to control the opening remarks can help you build a successful relationship with the audience.

Relaxed and funny opening remarks 4

On this colorful day, we ushered in the X campus concert of our school.

In concert activities, students hold high the sails of wisdom, soar with their thoughts, express their feelings, have youthful melodies, show their skills, explore scientifically, embody perseverance and fly poetically. ...

Relaxed and funny opening remarks 5

1on March 7, 935, Gorky was invited to speak at the second plenary meeting of the board of directors of the Soviet Writers Association. When the delegates heard Gorky's name, they applauded warmly for a long time. Gorky abandoned the original opening remarks and began his speech extemporaneously-too much time is wasted if all the applause time is counted.

At this moment, a burst of laughter broke out from the audience.