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When I hold you, you are Youlemei; When you let go, you are not even glass slag.

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Loving you means that I only have 10 yuan, but I still want to give you all this 9 yuan.

I want to give him all the best things in the world. I want to put him in my pocket and take him anywhere.

Xiaoyi is such a girl. If she can't take care of her boyfriend in love, it must be her dereliction of duty. When I got my first salary, my first thought was to drag my boyfriend into a men's clothing store and buy him a suit.

This girl who dotes on her boyfriend, I sometimes want to ask her in the circle of friends if she has introduced me to a similar one.

However, just a few days ago, she came to tell me that she broke up.

She said that she broke up with him not because I didn't like him, but because he took my kindness to him for granted and even made him develop the bad habit of finding fault.

I spoiled him when I was a child, but he still disliked that I didn't give him enough.

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I can spoil you or be extremely indifferent.

"When I am with him, I am responsible for his daily diet, and I take care of his three meals a day. Many social networks are built through my face. I can say that I contributed to his smooth sailing. But this baiwenhang dared to be disrespectful, saying that this one I made was not delicious, and the one I bought was not good-looking ... I really took me as your nanny. The last breath is unbearable and I am too lazy to wait. I just left. "

Who is a pet, not a pet? Looking around, I can be so kind to him, just like you.

When I love you, you don't know how to be satisfied, so wait to lose me and regret it.

I can't help thinking of another friend of mine. He is really a good boy. Now that I think about it, I can't find a very suitable word to describe him. In short, I once regretted why I was not a girl.

My girlfriend is a very beautiful girl. She once posted in a circle of friends that she really wanted to eat authentic French almond cakes. That week, he made various private purchases in his circle of friends and asked if he knew anyone who could buy French goods. I remember that he was in charge of a big project, and there was almost a handful of time for entertainment and rest every day, but he did not hesitate to spend all his time looking for a purchase.

Although she is no longer a girl, he still says good morning to her every day, goes to Weibo to find jokes, and looks for jokes in the space, all just to make her smile when she is tired from work. Even though I don't even eat rice sometimes, I don't forget to make her happy and always give her whatever she wants.

But over time, all he did was endless disappointment, more demands and constant orders, as if he were a free laborer.

Despair accumulated slowly, and finally he gave up.

When he stopped saying good morning and good night every day and making her laugh in front of her every day. She came and said, "You didn't even come to amuse me. I am not Yosemite you are holding. "

He only said to her: "when I like you, you say you are Youlemei, and you are;" What do you think you are when I don't like you? "

Some people say that if someone who likes you tells you that she is asleep, she will tell you that she is awake; People who don't like you seem to have died in bed after telling you that she went to bed.

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When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a piece of glass.

I am good to you because I like you, and I am willing to be good to you. But I hope you understand that no one in this world has to be kind to another person, and no one has to pay more for anyone. I pay you all because I want to be nice to you. If you don't understand this, please get out of my world as soon as possible.

To love someone is to give the best to each other.

But only if you deserve it.

Otherwise,

The bitter part of watermelon is not for you to eat, nor is the melted part of ice cream for you to eat. You can't even eat the cream on the cream strawberry cake.