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The alarm clock didn't go off when I was making up lessons on Saturday. Are you late?
I packed my things and hurried out. When I heard the sound, Bao Xiao got up and sat on the sofa.
I'm afraid I'll go straight to work and wait for me to take him to the nursery. I think it's strange. The nursery is near here. What's the difference between mom and dad?
Why are you waiting for me to send you every day?
After asking for a long time, I realized that dad wouldn't buy him breakfast outside as he wanted. Ha ha ha, what a foodie!
Every time I send him to school, I will buy him noodles and soybean milk or porridge with an egg and give it to her in various ways every day.
Dad threw him directly into school, turned around and left. This is the difference!
? I summed up my work yesterday, turned over the calendar and counted the time. The Chinese New Year is 65438+125 October, and there are still three and a half months before the Chinese New Year. I suddenly feel very motivated. Colleagues said that I was still looking forward to the New Year when I was a child. I'm not looking forward to the Spring Festival, just want to go home and see my family, parents, brothers and sisters. When the Chinese New Year is the quickest, everyone is free and time is not so urgent. Just right.
When I grow up and have children, I feel like a battlefield every day. From time to time, there will be some small situations. I'm nervous every day and ready to go to war. Only when I get home and go back to my parents, will I take off all my precautions, take off my mask of hypocrisy, face my true self and talk to my parents about the situation this year, my children's study and my future plans. I won't abandon us, just chatting without laughing.
Then start to calculate how long you have to go back for the New Year, driving back and forth or high-speed rail? When do you start to grab tickets?
I am a long-distance married person, and my family is working hard in other places. Basically, I go home once a year, and my children go back to play for about a month in the summer vacation. My husband will visit his parents after his business trip. Only I have the least time to go back and I don't have time to go to work this year, so the time to go home for the New Year is precious. I am looking forward to the New Year reunion and spending time with my parents.
I called my parents yesterday, and the child shouted at his grandparents. My parents happily promised that they would come back to play during the Spring Festival. The child can't wait to answer that he wants to come back, and his parents will be very happy. Family ties are like this, and each generation is closer.
Go to work well and look forward to the New Year!
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