22 Thunder Man+Funny Classic Quotations

◆ I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in the Jianghu

◆ Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

◆ No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

◆ Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

◆ explanation means covering up, and covering up means telling a story

◆ My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

◆ Lao Tzu said: I can sleep, very much.

◆ Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

◆ Don't ask me for anything, and don't ask me for anything.

◆ I'd rather have a fight with a wise man than talk to sb.

nothing that money can solve is a problem.

◆ clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

◆ Never wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

◆ The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

I'm an animal when I take off my clothes, and I'm devil wears prada when I put on my clothes!

◆ Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.

◆ How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs

◆ I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much as you like.

◆ We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up

◆ I want to be puppy love, but it's already late

◆ I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

◆ Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

◆ Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

◆ Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the floor, I don't know which one I am.

◆ People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆ People can't get along with each other just by being polite!

◆ People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

◆ people are not smart, and they are bald like others!

◆ Life is to be born and live

◆ How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

◆ Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe in you.

◆ How can I lose weight without eating? Classic Quotations of 22

1. The person whose behavior makes people laugh at the most is always the first person to speak ill of others. ("hypocrite")

2. At this time, a kind of spiritual feeling arises spontaneously, thinking that life is composed of sobbing and smiling, and sniffling accounts for the vast majority. ("oh. Henry's Selected Short Stories)

3. History loves heroic deeds, and at the same time condemns the consequences caused by such deeds. (Mysterious Island)

4. For the whole second half of the day, people let boule de suif think. However, she has always been called "madam", but now she is simply called "miss". No one knows why, as if she had climbed to a certain position in the evaluation. Now, everyone wants to pull her down from that position, so that she can understand that her position is still copying. (Selected Short Stories by Mo Bosang)

5. If winter comes, can spring be far behind? (Selected Poems of Shelley)

6. I see, I have found the answer to existence, my disgusting answer, and the answer to my whole life. In fact, everything I understand can be summed up as the fundamental thing of absurdity. (Nausea)

7. There are some happy people in the world. They turn their own pain into the happiness of others. They shed tears to bury their hopes in the world, but they turn into seeds, grow flowers and balm, and heal the wounds of the lonely people in bad karma. (Uncle Tom's Cabin)

8. Danggrigao. When Samsa woke up from a restless dream, she found that he had turned into a huge flea in bed. ("Metamorphosis")

9. When reality is folded over and closely attached to our long-term dream, it covers the dream and blends with it, just like two identical figures overlap and merge into one. (reminiscing about the past)

1. The saddest thing between people is that they are bothered and damaged where you think they deserve goodwill and friendship. (Biography of the Giant)

11. Now you should pay special attention to what I say: the person who exists in other people's hearts is the soul of this person. This is what you are, what your consciousness depends on to breathe, nourish and even intoxicated in your life, and this is your soul, your immortality and your life that exists in others. ("doctor zhivago")

12. Virtue is like a famous fragrance. After burning or squeezing, its fragrance gets stronger and stronger. Good luck can best reveal evil virtue and bad luck can best reveal virtue. (Collected Works of Bacon)

13. Dear Ennis, I went abroad, to love you, I stayed abroad, to love you, and I came back to love you! ("David. Copperfield)

14. Forcing often makes people in love more iron-hearted, but never makes them change their minds. (Conspiracy and Love)

15. In the common sense of all kinds of things, love can't be changed and stopped, because in terms of nature, love will only die out on its own, and it is difficult for any trick to reverse it. (decameron)

16. As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm. (Andersen's Fairy Tales)

17. As far as speculation is concerned, the value of sophistication is always unparalleled. (Dead Soul)

18. Anyone can make a mistake. The more you think about one thing, the more likely it is to make mistakes. (The Adventures of the Good Soldier Shuaike)

19. We are experiencing all the sudden arrival in life, unprepared, just like an actor entering the first row. If the first rehearsal in life is life itself, what is the value of life? (The Unbearable Lightness of Life)

2. He discovered a great law of human behavior, which he didn't know yet-that is, in order to make an adult or a child want to do something badly, he just had to try to make it hard to get it. ("Tom. The Adventures of Sawyer)

21. It is easier to love someone than to wait for someone. Waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. If you choose to love yourself, it is only because you are so vulnerable. When I fell in love with you, I was no longer me; When I lost you, I forgot with you, but I forgot to tell myself!

22. Don't refuse to say that beautiful oath because it may change. Don't refuse to pursue a heart-to-heart meeting because it may separate. Some will stay.

23. If everything stops here, there's nothing wrong with it, at least it's back to the original self.

24. Every day, many people pass by, and that person may become your friend or confidant. So I never give up any chance to rub against people, sometimes I get my head broken, whatever, just be happy.

25, people are like this, too close to breathe, too far away, cut off the relationship.

26. If you don't mention the pain, you'd better let him stay in the original place. It's like a wound. If it heals and you see the mark, just hit it, don't touch it. It may bleed if you hit it, and touching is often a reminder.

27. Don't burn yourself like a fire for love, don't throw yourself away for love alone, and don't love so hard that you overdraw your strength. It's too grand for someone to bear, but those who are willing to cherish are just those we don't want to lock up.

28. If you can't change it, try to accept it. I can only believe that everything now is the best arrangement for me.

29. When a person begins to recall, he is already old.

3. Lonely people are shameful. Life blooms like flowers, and we can't let ourselves wither.

31. When it comes to the beginning of anything, it is inevitable to think of the ending. We can't avoid it, and finally we have to hit it head-on, which is painful.

32. Maybe everyone is in the past, but I never think they are old, maybe all the sentences are old, but I never think they are far away from me, and I think maybe all the topics about faith are far away from us, but since I am persistent, I don't want to give up.

33. The moth is putting out the fire, which is actually suffering from an instant and permanent torture.

34. Because of experience, we have grown up. Although we can't find it again, we will not be sad when the grass is as rich as flowers, but will cherish happiness and perfection more in the years to come.

35. We can only imagine when we experience it, and we are moved when we imagine it, but we can't go any further.

36. No one wants to get hurt, but they can't avoid it. One day, you may find that what really makes us grow up is the scarred years.

37. I didn't know that the scenery time would be meaningless when I walked alone in the street.

38. When braised eggplant and vinegar-preserved potato have love, neither of them will be assimilated to each other, and earwax will be tolerant and integrated with each other. Braised eggplant will become vinegar-preserved eggplant and vinegar-preserved potato will become braised potato.

39. The so-called ending can only be determined when people are dying. Life is like this, and so is love. Therefore, no matter what the ending is, try to be better to yourself. The so-called ending can only be determined when people are dying. Life is like this, and so is love. So, no matter what the outcome is, try to be better to yourself

4. When searching for past memories, I accidentally found some sad things and some happy things. What kind of sad feeling I still remember now, but the happy feeling has long been forgotten, only remembering that I was happy at that time. Li Yunlong

"Bright Sword" in 22 Li Yunlong: "Even if two ants fight on the ground, he will separate a male and a female."

Li Yunlong: "If you are unlucky, you will fart on your heels. When you are the director of a bullshit clothing factory, is that what old men did? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You wait in Mrding. If you get a quilt with mandarin ducks playing in the water one day, it will be embroidered by Lao Li. "

Li Yunlong: "Every soldier bears a nest of bears, and our independent regiment can't get any meat. It's just that the fucking political commissar is too bear."

Li Yunlong: "A gentleman brings a female gun, and it will make people laugh. I want it public."

Li Yunlong: "Isn't Lao Zi like a boss? Your boy looks up at the sky with his ass up, as blind as a bat! "

The Duke Of Mount Deer Wei Xiaobao

Xiaobao: (pointing to several assassins in Muwangfu on the ground) "These assassins came to my room and were taken care of by me several times."

Xiao Bao: "It's hard to catch up with a forgotten horse? It turns out that it's hard to chase an old horse. I really don't understand what a old horse is, and it runs so fast. (Seeing Liu Yizhou looking at him strangely next to him, he made a serious look) Nothing, nothing. "

Xiao Bao: "I'm sorry, Emperor, I wet your face. I'm sorry!"

Xiao Bao: "No, no, you must have broken my eyeballs. Now I see what's wrong with you. It's a person's body with a pig's head!"

Xiao Bao: "When a man speaks, it's hard to chase any horse!"

Ghost Dog, Ghost Tiger

Zero Tiger: "You can hit an invincible lollipop that mom doesn't even know about you."

Zero Tiger: "It's warm in winter and cool in summer. It's an invulnerable special soft hedgehog armor."

Zero Tiger: "Wow, you run so fast, you think you are Bolt of Jamaica!" "

Zero Tiger: "Our duty in agent provocateur is to fall in love, not to pick up the princess, not to protect the emperor from investigating treacherous court officials. How can we harbor assassins here?"

Romance of the Battlefield Zhang Erniu

Zhang Erniu: "Where do you go with a gun in your hand?"

Zhang Erniu: "Who do you think will wipe my ass?"

Zhang Erniu: "This is strange. People who study are called students, beggars are called beggars, people who wander outside are called wanderers, people who cook by fire are called cooks, and people who act are not called actors."

Zhang Erniu: "You are full of problems, and all the beads of sweat you produce are bad water."

Zhang Erniu: "I only have one chair in my heart, and there is no place for you."

Zhang Erniu: "The relationship between us is inseparable, and the old man cannot do without his wife."

Zhang Erniu: "Don't be pushy, and don't be petty. Hold the knife with your breath, and we won't panic if you pull it in your crotch."

Zhang Erniu: "Don't wear glasses, play prude for me."

Zhang Erniu: "Is that true? That sentence is false? Are you also playing with my, uh, that life? "

Zhang Erniu: "Isn't there a saying? The opponent is smashing pots and pans, which is the best news. "

Zhang Erniu: "That's different. It' s an anecdote for the head to do this, and it' s a scandal for me to do this. "

Zhang Erniu: "I make a rule that whoever plays the bad guy in the future will be good."

If You Are the One Roi

Roi: "I'm just looking for a fairy daughter. What's wrong? I want to change the gene for our old Qin descendants, can't I? If you have to find an ugly one and think about jailbreaking every day, will you be comfortable? "

Roi: "I'd better stand on my own two feet and not accept foreign aid!" "

Roi: "Mr. Andy Lau and Mr. Tom, who are both rich and handsome, will not ask for your marriage. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and be stunned at a glance. "

Roi: "I'm not an honest man with an OpEN personality and a split personality, but I'm timid by nature. I can't kill anyone without breaking the law, and my conscience is also devastated. I'm destined to be a bad guy if I want to learn bad. Generally speaking, it basically belongs to the category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. " A Collection of Classic Quotations in 22

1. The fatal weakness of China people is that they pay too much attention to winning or losing, and it is this weakness that has accumulated for hundreds of years and exploded into unparalleled advantages.

2. Many people don't know whether it's physical inability to vent or psychological stress.