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Who are the four great talents in Hong Kong?

The "four great talents" are Jin Yong, Ni Kuang, Cai Lan and David Henry Hwang.

Jin Yong, Hong Kong's "Great Bauhinia Scholar" (1February 6, 924-). Formerly known as Cha (English: Jin Yong), a native of Haining, Zhejiang Province, is a famous contemporary writer, journalist, entrepreneur and social activist, and one of the main drafters of the Basic Law of Hong Kong. Jin Yong is the most outstanding representative writer of the new school of martial arts novels. He is generally regarded as the "Tai Shan Beidou" of martial arts novelists, and even more gold fans call him "Jin Daxia" or "Cha Daxia".

Ni Kuang, the number of novels has exceeded 300, and the number of plays has exceeded 400. Wesley and the legendary ranger are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. When I was in high school, I organized the whole class to raise money and sent people to Macau to buy Wesley novels. In the early 1990s, a copy of "Fire Woman" cost 80 Hong Kong dollars, but I still remember it vividly and feel deeply.

David Henry Hwang, the chief lyricist of Cantonese pop music in 1970s and 1980s, was deeply moved when he sang his poems "Shanghai Beach", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "Laughing at the Sea" and "A man should strive for self-improvement".

Uncle Zhan appeared in a foreign wine advertisement: "When remy martin opens, good things will come naturally." We often see foreign wine advertisements, all of which make petty bourgeoisie ambiguous, but Uncle Zhan shouted so loudly in double-breasted clothes and a red scarf, and immediately swept away the decadent mood of foreign wine.

Cai Lan was born in Singapore and now lives in Hong Kong. Because of his work, Cai Lan has lived in Tokyo, new york, North Korea, Spain, Mexico, Australia, Thailand, Yugoslavia and other places, and is proficient in many languages.

He is a filmmaker, writer, painter, gourmet, traveler and so on. In short, he is a saint. He studied in Japan, specializing in movies, but he said, "movies are just my sideline, and my main business is eating and playing." I usually like to practice calligraphy and carve stamps. "

From 65438 to 0992, Cai Lan entered the business world, and the products he founded and supervised included a series of violent products such as violent tea and violent rice coke. From 65438 to 0997, Cai Lan started hosting again, hosting talk show "Life in Cai Lan is Funny" and travel program "Cai Lan Sighs the World" successively, among which the latter won the most popular TV program award. During this period, he also served as a judge of Fuji TV's program "Iron Man in Cooking".

Referring to the theory of Hong Kong's four gifted scholars, Cai Lan said: "According to our hipster elders, gifted scholars should at least meet these requirements: they can play chess, draw, write calligraphy, fight boxing, compose poems and songs, seek medical advice and gamble on wine, tea and cigarettes. According to this standard, the word gifted scholar has nothing to do with me. "

I still like listening to his interesting stories about three old friends, Jin Yong, Ni Kuang and David Henry Hwang. After listening to the legends of these four people for three days and three nights, I don't feel tired. Even if you flatter each other, it is full of fun. Cai Lan hit Jin Yong, the most impressive sentence is:

Once I was a guest at Gu Long's home in Taipei, and he was in the best state. Gu Long said: "The publisher accepts everything I write: a father, a mother, four daughters and four husbands can sell money."

After returning to Hong Kong, I met Mr. Cha and told him about it. Mr. Cha said with a smile, "I can also write like this: A father and a mother gave birth to four daughters and married five husbands."

"Why do four daughters marry five husbands?" People present immediately asked.

This is called an article!

Jin Yong praised Cai Lan in another way: "Cai Lan is well informed and knows a lot. He is well informed and considerate of others. He knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, debauchery, gambling, literature and movies. He doesn't play guqin, go, draw, go whoring or gamble, but he knows everything in life. Movies, poems, calligraphy, epigraphy and delicious food are all first-class. He has many girlfriends, but all of them are polite greetings, not more than friendship. More boyfriends, all kinds of teaching, eclectic. His dirty jokes are even more outstanding, but they only sound ridiculous and not obscene. That is also a very clever art. "

Ni Kuang's story can be compiled into another dirty joke of the old man. Ni Kuang can now see the Golden Gate Bridge in the bathroom of his San Francisco apartment, so he wrote a poem: "Look up at the Golden Gate and look down at the birds". Once, Cai Lan and Ni Kuang, together, aged 1.20, read their own column in the newspaper online, 1.5 minutes later, they were already dizzy and had a headache. Ni Kuang said, "Why don't we watch salty and wet cartoons?" Cai Lan clapped his hands in agreement. After two hours, he didn't feel dizzy at all.

Forgot who made the rumor: Ni Kuang and James J.S.Wong were the result of "Wenquxing" falling in two. Ni and Huang Lian wrote a couplet: "If you cook for two days, there will be Wang Jie, but if you cook for a lifetime, there will be no snow." Although David Henry Hwang is as "illiterate" as Ni Kuang, he has great respect for Ni Kuang, because he is a guy who can stand loneliness and spend all day with flowers and plants without feeling monotonous. In order to keep in touch with old friends, David Henry Hwang devoted himself to studying Buddhist scriptures, hoping to gradually enter the realm of no desire and no anger.

Among these four people, Jin Yong is the only one who looks serious, like the eldest brother with a group of naughty little brothers, playing a peerless romance in the rivers and lakes.