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What should I do if I forget to bring paper to the toilet? (Funny answer)

1. If I am the second person to go in, I will write on the toilet door after I come out: The toilet is broken and can't be used, which is very eye-catching;

If I were the one squatting, I would make a phone call first, and then squat down and wait. Anyway, there is no specified time to go to the toilet, up to 45 minutes; I really can't hold back, I can shout twice to show my sense of existence, and I'd better shout: Help! Help me! ~ ~ ~ ~ Very sad; Of course, you can also use Chinese, which may be less effective. It will always help, hehehehehehehehehe ~ ~ ~

Note: I didn't actually think about using underwear, but it makes me sick to think about it, hahaha ~ ~ ~

3, called artificial service, independent consumption, into artificial service, hehehe ~ ~